A/N: This is a parody—it hit me in the middle of some random walk down my staircase. I wasn't able to decide between Harry or Draco, but I'm thinking the latter will do, since I see so many H/D, G/D fanfics (and H/H, G/H as well, but it's not as fun, you know what I mean?) and I tend to like them a bit better. There's that element of the unknown and mysteriousness that captivates us—not to mention the role of Archie in a "bad boy" light (more like Reggie w/Betty and Veronica instead…). Okay, enough talk. Just stay tuned!
Let me know what you think of this idea!