Nyaha! It's me again. And now I'm writing a Naruto fic! Yay! My first Naruto fic! OK so yea enjoy!

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto.

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Hatake Kakashi stepped out of the shower, a towel slung around his waist.

His gray hair was wet enough with water that gravity caused it to cover his acquired Sharingan eye. Kakashi smiled. Showers always calmed him down after training his annoying genin from Cell 7.

'And now, to complete my day, Make-Out Paradise!' Kakashi thought as he headed towards his bedroom. Changing into nightclothes and snuggling under his wind-mill shuriken patterned sheets, Kakashi turned around to grab a volume of Make-Out Paradise.

A troubled look graced Kakashi's features. Something was amiss. Normally, Make-Out Paradise was next to his pictures. The twenty-six year old jônin scratched his head.

'Maybe I misplaced it?' Kakashi contemplated. 'Well, I do have a tendency to re-read it.' Thinking, Kakashi rose out of bed and began to walk around his room.

"What if its under the bed?" he said aloud, diving under his bed. A few minutes later, Kakashi emerged, empty-handed and covered in dust. "So much for that shower," he muttered, getting up and wiping the dust off his face.

As a last resort, Kakashi turned to the plant next to his alarm clock. "Ukki-kun," he began, humiliated that he was talking to a half-dead plant. "Ukki-kun, do you know where my Make-Out Paradise is?" Silence. Kakashi shrugged. It's not like he expected an answer. Everyone knows that plants can't talk.

It was then that Kakashi noticed something. He looked closer, and saw a crack in Ukki-kun's pot. 'What?' Then, a smudge on Kakahi's photos caught his eye. Gingerly picking up the pictures, he noticed fingerprints. Small, feminine fingerprints. But that wasn't all that was at the scene of the crime. At the space that was once occupied by Make-Out Paradise, were tufts of hair. Blonde hair.

A cracked pot. Fingerprints on his prized pictures. Blonde hair where Make-Out Paradise should be. All the evidence pointed to one thing- Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura and Uzumaki Naruto had broken into their sensei's house and stolen Make-Out Paradise.

He knew that his students thought him to be weird. He could tolerate the yelling, the pointed fingers and the insulting of his hair. But stealing Make-Out Paradise? No. That was going too far.

Kakashi, distraught at first, began to laugh. An evil, sickening laugh. Hadn't the genin witnessed his power? Weren't they afraid of the consequences? "No matter," said Kakashi, crawling into bed. "The members of Cell 7 will soon learn not to mess with Hatake Kakashi." With an evil laugh, he fell asleep, dreaming his revenge.

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Oooo. A tad scary ending.

I got the idea when my brother stole my RK manga. I ended up hurting myself tho'.

This story takes place between the time they finished off Zabuza and the beginning of the Chûnin exams.

Anywhose, should I continue?

Review please!