Zeke
A man turned gollum
Sexist comment ruined him
Tough luck for him, eh?
Eva
To be filled with fury
And to be cannon fodder
Oh what could have been...
Noah
A man lives bookwise
Power is not his forte
To live like a snark
Justin
Looks into the water
Sees gorgeous reflection, yes?
Narcissism indeed
Tyler
Fingers of pure steel
And red like a blaze of glory
Afraid of chickens
Cody
The one underdog
Gap in teeth wins the goth girl?
Watches back for her...
Katie
One half of the same
One season, never try again
To be a footnote
Sadie
One half of the same
One season, never try again
To be a footnote
Izzy
Canadian Cops
The whole Brainzilla affair
Weirdness lives right here
Beth
A love for the pigs
Best friends for life with a blonde
A smile is good
Courtney
Bossy, Controlling
Demands perfection in all
Shags a criminal
Harold
A beatboxing god
Claims to only fear ninjas
I think he's lying
Trent
Most normal guy here
Went insane for nine one time
We don't talk 'bout it
Bridgette
Tried to save dolphins
Did not work out well...at all
Tongue stuck to a pole
Lindsay
Poisonous Hair Gel?
Intelligence=0
Will forget your name
DJ
The animal curse
The hook, line, and screamer night
Rest in peace bunny
Geoff
Flanderization
A hat wont save 'em from that
Life just marches on
Leshawna
Sassy, "Sugar Biscuits"
A rivalry knows no bounds
The slap of gold tooth
Heather
Manipulative
Venomous, plotting, evil
Hawaiian ending
Duncan
Street punk with green hair
A jerk with a heart of bronze
Rest in peace Scruffy
Owen
Big eater, big guy
Mr. Coconut, Planes, Gas
Breaking base and wind
Gwen
A goth...they tell me
She never acted the part
Remember London
Sierra
Loony, crazy, strange
Purple hair, stalker, nigh savvy
Does it all for him
Alejandro
Pole, soul, control, hole
The shadow of his brother
Do not call him "Al"
Chef
Very bad cooking
An dominate demeanor
To fear him, you must
Chris
Ringmaster of show
Worst man who has ever lived
Jackass of the year