This has been an idea lurking in my mind for a while... I'm sending myself into middle earth. As you do. Yes I do have a very twisted personality.

This isn't mine. Never has been, never will be. Apologies to Tolkien for taking great liberties with his wonderful ideas. What can I say? I was bored...

Boredom Strikes...

And so, there I was. Waiting for something interesting to happen. My life quite simply, sucks big time at the moment. My only joy? Fan fiction. God I loathe myself. How the hell did I end up like this?

All things considered, it shouldn't have come to this. I did well at school, passed everything, except ironically IT. Ironic as I now spend most of my life surfing. Oh well - I blame my teacher for that.

So now I'm bored. Even my stories as fun as they are hold no joy for me. What I want is... What I want is to get the hell out of here. Hmm. What a pity it isn't as simple to do as say. Dammit.

So there I sat, gazing blankly at the screen. Wondering what my next chapter will contain for one of my stories. Then it hit me! I'd sent my friend Kate to middle earth for a laugh. Now my story was coming to an end. The lightbulb above my head came on. I'd done it to her. Why shouldn't I do it to me? Brilliant!

At least that's what I thought.

Idiot.

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This is admittedly very short. Don't know what came over me. I am sending myself to middle earth. And it won't be a Mary Sue. Honest.