Hey guy's, I just got this idea out of the blue. Now don't hate me for putting it as a potc fic, but in my eyes it's considered one. Anyway enjoy! And R&R!
Johnny Depp's new assistant
Meeting my new boss
I jumped out of the helicopter and on to the beaches of a Hawaiian island, I was on the set of pirates of the Caribbean: on stranger tides. My new job was to be Johnny Depp's assistant and I had already met so many cool people, including jerry Bruckheimer(the producer), rob Marshall(the director), and even Geoffrey rush(Barbossa). The only person I haven't met was and my new boss Johnny Depp (his character's pretty obvious).
Jerry Bruckheimer came up to me "well Jessica, are you ready to meet your boss?"
"Ready as I'll ever be" I shrugged.
"Good" he turned "hey Johnny, come meet the newest member of the crew!"
I watched as Johnny Depp himself came up to me in his pirate costume, I couldn't help but smile as he did that half-drunk swagger in his walk.
"Hi, I'm Johnny" said shaking my hand "but you probably already knew that."
I laughed "I'd be a bad assistant if I didn't."
He smiled at me "well, I have to get back to filming, but I'll see you later."
Jerry looked at me "starstrucked?"
"A little" I said.
"Trust me" he said "you were cool as a cucumber, compared to his last assistant."
"She freaked out when she met him?"
"She fainted" answered jerry.
"Ah" I said.
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I watched as they filmed the jumping the cliff scene amazed at how nobody behind the camera was laughing as jack sparrow and angelica fighting.
"You walk like a girl" said jack.
"You would know" angelica shot back.
I smiled, looks like angelica's winning I thought.
"And cut!" rob Marshall yelled "great job everyone!"
Johnny came up to me, I handed him his coffee "you were awesome!" I said "but I think Penelope Cruz showed you up a bit."
"Oh, she's been showing me up since we did the movie "blow" together" he said.
I laughed "and here I thought you made all the ladies swoon"
He laughed "hey, do you want to go for a walk in the jungle?"
"Are you going to go all Rambo on me in there?"
He raised an eyebrow and smiled "um, no."
"Alright then" I said.
Little did I know going into that jungle could've cost me my job.
