Fireworks explode as The Coach and Jerry ''The King'' Lawler Welcome us to another episode of raw

Are you ready? Dx Music Plays

King: Omg...i haven't heard this song in ages...

Coach: of course i know who it is.

King: oh really? why dont you tell the whole world who is here

Coach: I don't have to prove anything

King: Everybody its...D-GENERATION X!

King: but wait...all the original members of dx are retired

Big Ace: Well i know that well...all you new wrestling fans dont know what this is

Big Ace: But in case you didnt hear the song...dx is back!

King: Did you hear that coach? DX IS BACK! which equals PUPPIES!

Big Ace: Wait you don't think i would bring back the greatest faction in the world by myself did you?

Big Ace: Well introducing...the newest member of the new degenerates...the legend killer randy orton!

Randy: Yeah we're back that's for sure...and hey big ace 2 members arent enough its never bad to have backup

Big Ace: Really? who do you have in mind?

Randy: i was thinking of a guy in his 40's...a veteran...JOHN CENA!

Coach: Can you believe this? dx is back and our wwe champion is in it!

King: this is a huge night coach

John Cena: Well dx i'm a huge fan of attitude era back in our old days.

Randy:so before we officialy reunite tonight...we're here to announce we're going to wreck chaos all over the wwe!

Big Ace: And who better to take it out on then the chairman or in her case chairwoman...stephanie mcmahon!

Triple Hs music plays eh hes almost 50

Triple H: What the hell do u jackoffs think your doing? nobody makes fun of me and my wife

Triple H: me and shawn were the creators and ill be damned if you dumbasses think you'll ruin dx

Big Ace: What are u going to do hunter? are you going to fire us? you cant do that...its in our contracts

Randy: Yeah all of our contracts

Triple H: i may not be in shape to fight right now

Triple H: Heres a match...the main event for tonight

Triple H: Since you think your so good heres a ''slobberknocker''

Triple H: World Heavyweight Champ Carlito,US Champion Chris Masters and #1 contender for your title cena...Johnny Nitro!

Big Ace: Alright a 6 man tag match no problem

Triple H: oh thats not it you see...you are going to be in a personal favorite A HELL IN A CELL!

Triple H: So if you win ill let you have your little dx reunion...but if you lose...your going to have to kiss my ass!

King: wow coach they havent even had their reunion and there going to be in a hell in a cell match

Coach: And if they lose they're going to have to kiss the bosses ass!