I dunno

OK SO LIKE...IM NOT RELLY GOOD WITH MAKING STORIES,

BUH 1 DAY I WAS BORED ND THOUGHT I WULD JUS MAKE 1

FER FUN. SO NO BAD COMMENTS. MK?? ND IF YOU WANNA

START, DEN PREPARE YOURSELFFF.

-mira gehts a text- "Ooh, its from chris!" -reads-

"Df, its blank..." i mutter

"I'll do the same thing to her" i thought

So, i sent the blank text message nd in a few minutes she replied.

"Wtf, she sent me a text saying panties"

After a second, i finished typing my message, which said vagina. So me in a way..

"She always takes ferever to type a message..."

After awhile i get another text. It says, How dare u!

So once again i send her a text, saying the following: Your mom.

Then by my surprise, she called me on the home fone.

"Sup Nikka!!!" i greet her with a funny phrase. xD

"Your racist!" she replies in seconds

"No, matt said something about it today nd i wanted to no wah your response would be. And now i no"

"Oh Oh, guess what?

"Whatttt?" I pretended to sound like cared for a minute.

"If our conversation in texting contined, i was going to send you a text saying condoms"

"Ok then, thats nice" annoyed by that fact that she had to waste a minute of my time saying that.

"Pff, whatever" she replies

"Go suck a pussy bitch"

"Fuck a hobo"

"I dont want to at the moment"

"Ohh wait, i want to read you something" she gets off the subject...

"Ok, i ain't doing anything anyways"

"You may think oral sex is safer then vaginal sex because you wont get pregnant that way. But if you give a guy oral sex, its possible to get herpes gonorreha, or syphilis infections in your mouth or throat--even if he doesnt ejaculate--from mouth-to-skin contact or the pre-ejaculate fluid that leaks out. And if a guy has a cold sore, he may pass oral herpes to your genital when you are having oral sex. You can't always tell if a guy is infected by just looking at him. But if you are ready to get that intimate with a guy, you can protect yourself by making sure he has been tested for STD's. It's hard to bring up, but tell him that Plan Parenthood Clinics offer confidential test, and say you'll do it together." chris screams.

"Whoa, wth are you reading?"

"Things mira things" she replies in seconds

"Mk then, i didnt wanna no anyways.."

Or maybe i did...

"Omg, its Kellan Lutz!!!!!!!!" i yelled

"Where?" chris asks

"Up your butt!" i laugh

"Why is he up my butt?"
"Because he can be!" i laughed somemore

"Oh, is he magical?" she asked happily

"I think so..herrayyy!"

SNAPPP!!!

"What the fuck was that noise?" i ask curiously

"Um...i dont no" she giggles in the background

"Anyways, i was gonna tell you abou- KIM POSSIBLES ONN!!!!!"

"Pointy boobies!!" she screams from the other line

"Wooooootttt!!!!"

I burst out laughing for no reason.

"Why does Monique have round boobies and kim has pointy boobies?" chris asks

"Because kim isnt right" i reply

"IM RON!! AND YOUR RUFUS!!" she blurts outa nowhere

"I aint livin in your pants!"

"Bitch yes you are!"

"No i aint"

"You have tacos in their, keep yourself occupied for awhile"

"Bueno Nacho, yee hawwwww"

I think I was hyper, who nos.....

"ORAL SEX!"

"Your father!"

Im getting kinda annnoyed.

"Popcornnnn....." chris whispered strangely into the fone.

"I dont like popcorn"

"Well 2 bad for you!!!"

"I like vaginaaaa!!" I like to joke around

(i really dont in a sexuall way]

"Shit, father needs the fone" chris says angrily.

"Damnit, now ima be bored" i choked out

"Well, bye ill call you tomorrow morning!"

Click

"Bye"

I never get to say bye because she usually doesnt wait. Whatever o.o''