Palpatine Gets Mad
The sequel to Valdemort Gets Mad
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Palpatine Gets Mad
He was mad.
Really mad.
He was so mad, he had little fume thingies coming out of his head. Just like Valdemort did. It was amazing how mad he was. You wouldn't believe it.
"Why did you forget my rubber ducky!" He paced, "You little…insignificant…stupid…stupid!" Palpatine picked up his lightsaber and threw it at Vador.
Vador lowered his head, "Sorry, but I was slashing Valdemort into tiny little things! He called me a butt, you know."
"That's IT!" Palpatine yelled loudly, "I'm tired of you messing up, I don't know how Obi-Wan Kenobi could deal with you. You are a disappointment to this Dark Side…"
He got quiet. "Um."
"What?"
"Am I off the Dark Side?"
"No. I want you to wash twenty windows and water my three hundred plants."
"You have plants?" Vador tilted his head, "I thought I destroyed them all with my lightsaber that day that I almost cut your head off."
Vador ran outside before his master could come up with more punishment.
He washed windows, broke a few, and continued his punishment. Then he came across a pretty flower and picked it up. It took him hours to remember that he was supposed to be watering Palpatine's plants. He had A.D.D. after all. According to the tree, it told him.
He watered the plants, mumbling, "This is so stupid. I should have never went to the Dark Side."
Sometimes he regretted this. Now he regretted what he just said, "Nah. I don't. I like being on the Dark Side. After all, I don't have to deal with that lame-o Obi-Wan Ken-perfect."
Then he finished his punishment, and Palpatine was still really mad with little fume things coming out of his ears.
THE END