This is the Pinewood Builders HR Fanfiction created by n0bskr0b. A Robaloxian FYI.
Little information about the REAL Pinewood Builders: They're a 70K member group on Roblox, which has thousands of aspiring content consumers and creators. This fanfiction is based on the people In-Charge of that said community. Now, Let's begin!
xBlueSparks: Hello? Can I come in, is anybody- largeTitanic2: Hello! You came here to for the anual promotion ceremony? xBlueSparks: Yeah, I guess we arrived early. Better sooner than later... Well except for most things... largeTitanic2: Like what? xBlueSparks: Oh, nothing. Just a little thought that's all. -Giggles- largeTitanic2: Please don't ever giggle again, it's extremely disconforting and mildly traumatic. Dildo Diddleshot: Hello, I see you've all made it to the anual promotions ceremony! Crowd silences. Diddleshot: Welcome, I'm here to announce our two winners for this years Vice President Promotions. Because We all know they were going to step down anytime soon! (Without any promotions...) largeTitanic2: Oh yeah, This will be amazing! xBlueSparks: Can't wait to see who sucke- I mean Succeeded this year! Yeah, heheh... -_- largeTitanic2: ... xBlueSparks: Oh hey he's making the announcement! Quiet down TF2 LT2! largeTitanic2: I was being qui- xBlueSparks: SH! SHSHSHSHSHSHSHSH! my child ;-Q Diddleshot: And this years winners are... Diddleshot: LARGETITANIC2 AND XBLUESPARKS COME ON UP TO THE STAGE! They both gasp in cheerfullness. xBlueSparks: Wow, I'm so happ- largeTitanic2: -I'd like to thank the acaedemy. Crowd silences with so many facepalms that you couldn't even begin to comprehend it... Diddleshot: Anyways, that's all for now. Come back tomarrow at 8:00AM for our new Community Project one of our executives has been working on!
Later that night...
WARNING: From now on it gets weird...
Later that night...
-Gushy and Mushy sounds can be heard from xBlueSparks' bedroom in PB HQ-
xBlueSparks: WHY HELLO MR PROMOTION! CAN YOU- ONH!
largeTitanic2: HERE COMES THE TITANIC! THE LARGE TITANIC! (Bad name pun, Check!)
-Cam Corder Appears from behind the windowseal.-
xBlueSparks: OHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD YES, DAT PUSSSAAAY!
-My Neck My Back Starts playing.- (it's a really dirty song... Google it.)
largeTitanic2: YOU GONNA' GET IT JUST LIKE THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO QUIT AFTER A MONTH! HERE COMES THE PROMOTION!
Diddleshot smirks as he focusses in on the Vajayjay.
largeTitanic2 came deep inside of the recently promoted Pussssayyyy.
xBlueSparks: Fucking degenerate, do you see the red beeping light?
largeTitanic2: Yeah don't worry that's just Dildo Diddleshot, he's got a pornhub.
xBlueSparks: WHA WHA WHA WHAAAAT?
largeTitanic2: Yeah you didn-
xBlueSparks bursts down the hall wearing nothing but a pillowcase to the nearest Abortion Clinic.
Cory: HEY! Welcome ot my house I MEAN MY ABORTION CLINIC... How may I help you fine lady?
xBlueSparks: ####################################
Cory: Fucking safechatter...
xBlueSparks: Whoops I said #### instead of- You know what it doesn't matter. I WANT A FUCKING ABORTION I JUST FUCKED MY CO-WORKER!
Cory: This is the 6th time this week Ms. Sparks, fucking #####
xBlueSparks: I'ma demote yo ass BITCH FUCKING PUSSY!
And so... xBlueSparks got her abortion, went on to become a hardcore feminist, whilst largeTitanic2 moved on to victimise the next promoted pusssaaaaay.
Diddleshot got over 74,000 subscribers on his pornhub channel Dildoshot.
THE END.
Fucking KYS, n0bskr0b... OUT!