Prologue
Since our summary would no way no how fit into just two sentences, we figured you click our story, and read the glorious summary in here! Now before we move on to the actual summary, let's get one thing straight- this motha is gonna be one confusing summary…and story. But if you can bare through the summary, and make it to the actual story, then good for you! But please, give this story a chance, because if you do, you'll find it to be the funniest thing you ever read…that is, if you're as dumb as us. This first chapter isn't really a chapter, it's more like an explanatory chapter, because if we were just to dive into that story, you'd probably all dive straight into insanity. Cheep applause You'll thank us big time later. So onto the SUMMARY! You lucky ducks.
Summary
It's been one year since the defeat of Majin Buu. Gohan has just turned 19, and everything is going great for him. He's just about to start college, has a girlfriend, and has a normal one story roof over his head. But then, just when he thought he could forget about his constantly life-threatening past and begin his new worry-free life, certain familiar people from his past(literally) come to make sure he never forgets- or just a place to stay…Join Gohan as he reunites with himself from the past five times over again, and watch as the rest of his family slowly goes insane. But it won't be just them; other people from his past that he thought were dead come along for the ride. Fine out now, in this next exciting episode of Dragonball z! ( Ha, we just had to say that, don't sue! It's not our phrase!)
Final note: If you didn't catch on, Gohan is going to be visted by HIMSELF from the past. 6 different Gohans living under one roof, along with other people from his past.
Disclaimer: We do not own Dragonball Z / Pokemon or anything else you may recognize!
Now we are going to list each character that is in our story. THERE ARE A LOT. And we recommend you read this too…it will help out. Now, there may be more than one of each character, and that's because they all come from either the past or future! So don't be confused when we name Vegeta like five times!
CHARACTERS:
Gohan – Age 19, will be referred to as Gohan, the oldest, the 19 yr old, and myself. He is very mature, and acts very motherly to those younger than him.
Gohan – Age 17, will be referred to as Gohan, the 17 yr old, myself, and the Great Saiyaman. He is the funny, care-free, and slightly moronic Gohan.
Gohan- Age 11, will be referred to as Gohan, the half, and myself. He is the calm, easy-going, and slightly egotistical Gohan. Also he is basically the Gohan that Is super saiyin 2.
Gohan – Age 10, will be referred to as Gohan, the 10 yr old, myself, the sissy, and one of the twins. He is very womanly, shy, hyper, and a coward. He is super saiyin 1.
Gohan – Age 10, will be referred to as Gohan, the 10 yr old, myself, the wussy, and one of the twins. He is basically like the sissy. The time period in which he and the sissy were very close together, that everyone calls them twins.
Gohan – Age 7. will be referred to as Gohan, the lil' man, and myself. He is basically the leader of all the Gohans, and is obsessed with power. He's very mean, aggressive, and possessive, yet whiney.
Future Trunks – Age 14. Will be referred to as Trunks, and popular. Trunks is very annoying, girly, obsessive, egotistical, superficial, and snobby. (OOC, majorly!)
Future Trunks (super saiyin) – Will be referred to as 'No head' only. He is very quiet, and basically doesn't make too many appearances in our story.
Gotenks – There are NO multiple Gotenks, so he is only referred to as Gotenks. He is nice, easily manipulated, semi-popular, and actually preferred over Trunks.
Goten – Age 7. Referred to as Goten and the wife. He is very stupid, ugly, unpopular, and annoying.
Goku (From the present time) -Referred to as Goku and dad. He is very dumb, naïve, slow, and nice.
Goku – Referred to as Slim only ( he is Goku from the past). He is very flirtatious, a pimp, snobby, egotistical, and annoying.
Vegeta (From the present Time)- Referred to as Vegeta and mom. He is obsessed with having grandchildren, very feminine, and annoying.
Vegeta – Referred to as Ugly Vegeta only. He is is a wannabe playa, but no one really likes him. Doesn't appear much.
Vegeta – Referred to as Ugly Ugly Vegeta only. No Head's (Trunks) best friend. Doesn't appear much.
Vegeta – Referred to as Really Ugly Vegeta only. He is obsessed with Trunks, slightly stupid, and egotistical. Has a huge nose. He is their teacher.
Vegito – Referred to as Vegito. He is very moronic, and dreams of having a son.
Gogeta – Referred to as Gogeta. He is very cheerful, kind of like Bulma's mother.
Krillin (Present Time)– Referred to as Krillin. Annoying.
Raditz – Referred to as Raditz. He is also obsessed Trunks. He is annoying, stupid, unpredictable, and suspiciously cheerful.
Tim ( This is not an OC, it is actually Gohan from the future, but since he is so different from himselves, they basically disowned him and gave him a new name) – Referred to as Tim and Do-My-Homework He is easily manipulative, and overall pretty naïve.
Jim (Again, not an OC, but this Goten. The same applies to him, that applies to Tim. Also from the future.) – Referred to as Jim and No match. He is Boring, weak, no fashion.
Brolly – Referred to as Haggis only. All he says is "Haggis" and a few other choice words. He is mean, ruthless, and just beats anything in his path.
Cell ( Perfect Cell) – Referred to as Cell only. He thinks Goku is out to get him, lives with them all to get "revenge". He is also stupid, obsessive, and paranoid.
Cell (Imperfect) – Referred to as Sally and Cyborg. There isn't much about him, he is hardly in it.
Cell Jr. – Referred to as Take-It-Little-Buddy only. Not much to day, he doesn't talk, he's just there.
Amy (OC) – Referred to as Nestella and Amy. Not to much to say here, she is just annoying. She is only living there because she invited herself.
Serena (OC) – Referred to as Serena. Not to much to say, she came here with Nestella. They are both unwanted guests.
Ash (from pokemon) – He is referred to as Straight Arms and Ash. He is a momma's boy, and annoying. He whines a lot.
Another note: As you may have noticed, a few people aren't in here at all. Like…Piccolo, for instance. Well, they're dead. And if they're not, they will be.
PAIRINGS:
Gohan (19) x Trunks
Gohan (14) x Gotenks
Gohan (11) x Trunks and Gotenks
Gohan(sissy) x Gohan(wussy) ….not in a loving way…
Raditz x Trunks
Goten x Really Ugly Vegeta
Goten x Krillin
Goku x Vegeta
Gotenks x Ugly Vegeta
Slim x No Head and Ugly Ugly Vegeta
Gohan (19) x Gohan (14)… they pretend for the little man
Vegito x Gogeta
There is no "action" between the characters but maybe mild make out scenes and implied situations, but nothing graphic. Which is good in some cases…:cough cough Raditz and Trunks cough cough : ew.
If you made it to the bottom of this monstrous thing, congratulations! Now comes the chapter. And please read it, we promise it will be funny! You will not even believe how dumb two people can be…(that'd be us)
END OF THE PROLOGUE!