(Yes, another story based off LolliDictador's Manual series. I DO NOT OWN HETALIA OR LOLLIDICTADOR'S MANUALS)

I sat at home. I was watching anime when I got a call from my aunt. You see, my parents are on a world wide trip thing and left me with my aunt. My aunt goes on long trips also around the world to find her "true love" and leaves me all alone but she sends me money, we video chat and she sends me gifts. Lately, every time we video chat, I mention Hetalia. I am obsessed with that show. I got Auntie to watch it and she likes it but she only watches it on the planes rides between countries. Anyway, I answered the phone. "Hola Lizzie!" she chirped happily into the phone. "Hi Auntie, where are you now?" I ask. "I am in Spain with my wonderful amour" she said. (Did I mention that she gets a new boyfriend like every week? No? Well, you get the point) "Riiiight, so what's up?" I said. "Well, I have been worried about you Lizzie" she said seriously. "What are you getting at?" I asked. "Well, you are always alone (sigh, she always forgets that I DO HAVE FRIENDS) so I took the liberty of arranging a surprise for you" she said. 'Great' I thought sarcastically to myself. "Whatever Auntie, talk to you later in video chat, kay?" I say. "Okay darling, the first one is supposed come today" she said. "Wait, what?" I asked. "Adios, carpe diem baby!" she called into the phone and hung up. 'Ugh, my aunt' I thought to myself and chuckled.

I opened my laptop. A chat bubble popped up from my friend I met online. We had met in person first but we didn't talk much, then she moved. I was in a group role play and we met up again. Turns out we like the same things (like Hetalia) and she is like a computer genius or something. I clicked on the chat. "Hey" I typed. "Hey! What's up?" she quickly responded. "Nothing much, my aunt was being weird again" I replied. "Oh really, what is it this time?" she asked. She has never met her but she knows how wacky based on what I've told her. "Well, she said she was 'worried about me' and said something about 'the first one was coming today'. She is weird, but I love her" I said. It was true, she was partial to her insane side but I did love her. She is my aunt after all. "Yeah, I wonder what she meant though. Anyway, you will never guess what happened…." She said and began filling me in on her week and all the things that have happened since we last talked.

It is the beginning of November. After my long chat with my friend, I continued watching anime. There was a knock on the door. I got up and answered it.

"Hello?" I asked. There was a boy my age standing there with a mint uniform holding a clipboard. "Hello, are you Rosalinda Carlton?" he asked. "Yes" I responded. "Sign here please" he said and shoved the clipboard in my face. "What? I didn't order anything" I said and gave him a weird look. "Your aunt did" he said. Click. Oh, now I got it. This must be the surprise Auntie was talking about. "Uh, thanks" I said and signed it. He rolled in a large box. "See you soon" he said and left. I wonder what he meant by that. Oh well, I suppose I will find out soon enough.

I took off the paper thing that was on the box. It read: VASH ZWINIGLI – User Guide and Manual. No….way. I ran outside and started spazing out. "OH MY GOD I GOT SWITZERLAND!" I screamed and was running around squealing, flapping my arms, rolling around and spazing out in general. "SHUT UP" one of my neighbors yelled. "NO!" I called back and continued spazing for about 10 minutes. Then, I composed myself and walked into my house.

I read the manual. "Okay, Security/Bodyguard….Account/Banker, big shock there… Babysitter…" I said. When, I read the last one I shuddered. "Here we are. How to remove your Vash Zwinigli from packaging…

'1. Call a LILY ZWINGLI unit and have her call for her brother. He will wake peacefully and will not oppose you trying to reprogram him.2. Play a recording of RODERICH EDELSTEIN's piano playing, or have a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT laugh his character laugh. VASH ZWINGLI will get up angrily, but will calm down as soon as he sees that there is no RODERICH EDELSTEIN unit in the room; in the case of a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT, VASH ZWINGLI will rage, so you'll want to shoo the GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit away before your VASH ZWINGLI escapes his box.3. Shoot something. Your unit will break out of the box and storm over, bent on teaching you to proper way to shoot. When he's done, you can reprogram him.4. If you are very, very careful, you can open the box and reprogram him directly. Do not poke him.'

I read. "Well, I don't have Lily here so I guess I will have to do two because I don't have a gun either. Also, I don't want to risk the chance of him not being a morning person. Wait" I said and remembered he had a gun but it had no bullets. I bet I could find them at the hunting store. I honestly didn't want to deal with him breaking my plates and china until he gets bullets. I walked over to my closet and pulled on my jacket and scarf. "I need to go shopping anyway" I said to myself. I grabbed my keys and my wallet. I walked outside and right before I closed the door I whispered "Good night Vash" and closed the door quietly. I don't have a car but I do have a red vespa (Italian scooter). I put on my helmet and drove away.

I got to the sports store first, my friend Luke works there. I found the bullets for the guns that were in the manual. I also picked up some other survival stuff…just in case later I get an insane unit and I have to hide in my basement. I got to check out. "Hey Luke" I said. "Hey Rose, why are you buying all this stuff? Are you going camping or something? Another thing, I thought you were against guns, why are you buying bullets? Is it for a sculpture or something?" He asked. "Why do I feel like I am being interrogated?" I asked. "You are. By the way, your bill is $150" he said. I handed him my credit card. "Anyway, I got a new housemate and I am getting this stuff for him" I said. "You got a new housemate? Why but you…" he trailed off. He realized why. "Auntie" we said in unison. "Well, good luck" he said. "Thanks" I said. I got to the parking lot.

I put on my helmet and drove to the super market. I was in the diary isle. 'Hmmm, what should I make?' I thought. I looked at my watch. It was 4:00 pm. 'How about…cheese fondue?' I thought. I got the ingredients. I paid and drove home.

When I opened the door, the box was still there. It still wasn't opened. Own the stuff in the kitchen and started cooking. While it2 was simmering, Ii went to my computer and played a recording of Austria playing the piano. "RODERICH! STOP PLAYING THAT MUSIC" someone yelled from inside of the box and it burst open. Switzerland looked super mad. When he realized that it was just me he relaxed. "Oh hello, is Roderich here? "He asked. "Um, no. Just me for now" I said. "Oh, my name is Vash Zwinigli. What is your name?" he asked. I got up. "My name is Rosalinda Carlton but everyone calls me Rose or Rosie. I am making dinner. I hope you like cheese fondue. You can choose your room after dinner" I said. "Thank you" he said. I smiled and went into the kitchen. We basically ate in silence and then I showed him the rooms and he chose his...Another boring day.

The next morning, I was woken up by a knock on the door. I was in my pjs when I answered it. "Hello?" I ask sleepily. "Hello again" a voice said. I focused. It was the boy from yesterday. "I guess this is what you meant by 'see you later' yesterday" I said. He smiled. "Yup, now sign. Today, you are getting two units" he said. "Should I be happy about that?" I ask. "Yup" he said. "Okay, fine. I'll sign but first, if you are going to be here regularly, what's your name?" I ask. He chuckled. "My name is Marcus" he said. I signed. "I'll bring them in" he said and went to the truck. He rolled in two large boxes. "Thanks but if I die because of any of the units you brought, you are not allowed at my funeral" I joked. He laughed. "Fine" he said and started to leave. "See you tomorrow" he called. I groaned and he laughed. Let's see who else will be living here. "Hey Switzerland! Come here! We have new roomies!" I called. He came downstairs. "Who is it?" he asked

(Okay, that's enough. Sorry for the boring chapter! DX I am taking suggestions for the two new roomies! I DO NOT OWN LOLLIDOCTATOR'S MANUALS OR HETALIA!)