A/N: I'm back again with more jokes. But this time they're about Navi. This
is going to be frickin' hilarious. I love makin' people look dumb. It's so
fun. Well if I keep yapping, you'll never get to the jokes. Read on.
Disclaimer: I only own these jokes. I don't own the characters or anything else.
Link walks out onto Hyrule Field for the fiftieth time. A few minutes later, it turned dark and a bunch of Skalchildren popped out of the ground. Link starts fighting them. After Link kills two of them, Navi suddenly shouts out "Hey! Listen!" "What is it Navi?" Link asked. "Those are Skalchildren. They're made of bones. They hit you with their claws. They cannot go in water." she says. "No. You think so?" Link said sarcasticly. "Yep." Navi said. ''Dumb fairy. Aaaaaaaah!" Link screamed in pain as a skalchild stabs him in the back with it's claws. Link dies. As Link falls forward, Navi realizes that he still has his sword out. Too late. Navi gets sliced in half by Link's sword. A notice comes up on the screen saying: YOU WERE KILLED. YOU KILLED YOUR FAIRY. GAME OVER. Bummer.
Link walks into Hyrule Castle Town as an adult. He starts fighting the redeads. "Hey. Those are redeads. They are zombies. They grab you and suck the life out of you. To beat them, you have to play the Sun's Song." Navi said as Link pulled out his ocarina. "Really." Link said sarcasticly. "Most definitley." Navi said. ''Dumb fairy. Yeeeegh!" Link shouts as a redead grabs him from behind and sucks the life out of him. Link dies. The redead decides that Link has no more life in him and grabs Navi and sucks the life out of her. A notice comes up on the screen saying: YOU WERE KILLED. YOUR'E FAIRY WAS KILLED. GAME OVER. Bummer.
Link is fightning Ganon. Navi shouts out "Hey! I've got something to say." "Excuse me Ganon. My dumb fairy won't shut up. I've already died twice because of her." Link says. "Ok." Ganon says. "Hey. Why are you fighting Ganon. You're supposed to be fighting Ganon." Navi says. "I am Navi." "You are?" Navi asks. "Yeah. Dumb fairy." Link says. "This is taking to long." Ganon says as he kills Link. Link falls over on top of Navi and smushes her to death. A notice comes up on the screen saying: YOU WERE KILLED. YOU KILLED YOUR FAIRY. GAME OVER. Bummer.
A/N: Well, what'd ya think? Like it, love it, hate it? Just tell me in a review ok? Ok. Later.
Disclaimer: I only own these jokes. I don't own the characters or anything else.
Link walks out onto Hyrule Field for the fiftieth time. A few minutes later, it turned dark and a bunch of Skalchildren popped out of the ground. Link starts fighting them. After Link kills two of them, Navi suddenly shouts out "Hey! Listen!" "What is it Navi?" Link asked. "Those are Skalchildren. They're made of bones. They hit you with their claws. They cannot go in water." she says. "No. You think so?" Link said sarcasticly. "Yep." Navi said. ''Dumb fairy. Aaaaaaaah!" Link screamed in pain as a skalchild stabs him in the back with it's claws. Link dies. As Link falls forward, Navi realizes that he still has his sword out. Too late. Navi gets sliced in half by Link's sword. A notice comes up on the screen saying: YOU WERE KILLED. YOU KILLED YOUR FAIRY. GAME OVER. Bummer.
Link walks into Hyrule Castle Town as an adult. He starts fighting the redeads. "Hey. Those are redeads. They are zombies. They grab you and suck the life out of you. To beat them, you have to play the Sun's Song." Navi said as Link pulled out his ocarina. "Really." Link said sarcasticly. "Most definitley." Navi said. ''Dumb fairy. Yeeeegh!" Link shouts as a redead grabs him from behind and sucks the life out of him. Link dies. The redead decides that Link has no more life in him and grabs Navi and sucks the life out of her. A notice comes up on the screen saying: YOU WERE KILLED. YOUR'E FAIRY WAS KILLED. GAME OVER. Bummer.
Link is fightning Ganon. Navi shouts out "Hey! I've got something to say." "Excuse me Ganon. My dumb fairy won't shut up. I've already died twice because of her." Link says. "Ok." Ganon says. "Hey. Why are you fighting Ganon. You're supposed to be fighting Ganon." Navi says. "I am Navi." "You are?" Navi asks. "Yeah. Dumb fairy." Link says. "This is taking to long." Ganon says as he kills Link. Link falls over on top of Navi and smushes her to death. A notice comes up on the screen saying: YOU WERE KILLED. YOU KILLED YOUR FAIRY. GAME OVER. Bummer.
A/N: Well, what'd ya think? Like it, love it, hate it? Just tell me in a review ok? Ok. Later.