Hi! I'm ShadowHawkX3! This is my first (revised) story on and thus I'd like to start with a SSBM story! Hope you like it! (Full of random stuff)

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On a side note, whenever the text is like this: "Hey-a Luigi-a," Mario or Dr. Mario is talking. Dr. Mario sounds more carefree though. Whenever its like this: "YO, WASSUP, BRUTHAH?" Luigi is talking. Whenever it sounds like a geek, Master Hand is talking. I don't need to tell you what Crazy Hand sounds like. All other speech is normal.

The Beginning: Chapter 1

At Mario's house, the brothers M are watching Die Hard for the 88th time.

" Man, this-a is boring…" Mario says.

"I wish something interesting would happen…" Luigi follows.

All of a sudden a freaking huge meteor comes crashing down, leveling the entire house.

"MAMA-MIA! (Followed by string of swearwords)" Mario says.

"Mario! WTF, bro? Don't cuss like dat, foo'!"

"Luigi, what's-a wrong with-a you? You're-a not a gangster!"

And now, the introduction of Master Hand! "Umm, hi. Sorry about that, I'm new to earth-people. I'm Master Hand! Good to see you! Got anything that needs fixing? Fear not! I'm quite handy!"

Luigi, who now hates bad jokes and comments, says, "Yo, glover! You ain't got no business here! And that joke is LAME, BRUTHAH!"

Mario, who doesn't know what the heck is going on, says, "Yeah-a, what-a he said. (Whatever he-a said.) Luigi, there is-a something-a wrong with you. And, uhhh…Master Hand-a? What are-a you doing-a here?"

"Uh-huh. I came here to tell you that…uh…"

"Spillit, foo'!"

"…That Bowser is being held captive by Peach, Dr. Mario is standing right next to you, Luigi has the soul of a gangster in him, Ganondorf is getting married to Zelda, Marth is gay chasing Roy, who isn't interested (How about that, huh?) and gravity will reverse itself at random times. One more thing: Mr. Game-and-Watch is taking over the world (Lots of 2-Dness!). Oh, and my brother Crazy Hand is missing. Just wanted to let you know."

"And all of-a this happened-a because?"

"I—uh, I don't…know. Dr. Mario, could you explain?"

Mario realizes that Dr. Mario is standing right next to him and almost shits himself. Why? Well, Mario and Dr. Mario are the same person. How often do you meet yourself?

"But…I….you…."

The Doc replies, "Well, yeah-a, its not like-a you'd expect-a anything different from-a Master Hand!"

"WHAT! MASTER HAND!"

LUIGI, CUTTING IN, "HELD CAPS TOO LONG, BUH THAT DON' MATTER! WHAT DA HELL DO YOU THINK YO' DOIN' MASTER B. HAND?"

"It's "Master Hand." No B. Uh, yeah! Um, I have no idea what I did, but I think the way to get rid of them is to, uh, um… (I HAVE NO IDEA.)"

"What-a?"

" Uh…AH LOOK JUST DEAL WITH IT OKAY? YOU MADE A NEW ENEMY MARIO AND LUIGI! And Dr. Mario as well, I guess."

Master Hand disappears, leaving Luigi in a bad mood.

"What da hell! Where'd da glove masta go?"

Another hand appears, but this time it seems a little more whacked.

The hand goes "LBPBLBBPPBLBHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAH!"

And the brothers M reply, "Wtf…?"

"Meet-a Crazy Hand-a!" says Dr. Mario.

Crazy Hand waves hi and all of a sudden a ton of Mr. Game-and-Watches come down from the sky. Luigi kicks the crap outta them in his gangsta style and all of a sudden Crazy hand blows up, but comes back.

"Yup-a! Crazy Hand did-a that! (The narrator is lazy!)"

Mario, still shocked at that fact Dr. Mario (who is Mario) is standing next to him, is a bit speechless. "What-a the hell is-a wrong with the world-a…"

"EVERYTHIN', FOO'! YOU DON'T KNOW THAT BY NOW, I KICK YO' ASS!"

"Luigi! Stop-a that! You aren't a-a gangsta-a!"

Dr. Mario, who is currently doing nothing, goes to sleep.

"Crazy Hand-a, you're-a Master Hand's brother-a?"

"LBPBLBBPPBLBHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAH!"

Mario is now totally whacked by everything that's happened in the short amount of time that passed. "Okay. We were watching Die Hard. Master Hand destroys our house. Master hand is our enemy. Dr. Mario (who is me) is standing next to me. Luigi became a gangster. Crazy Hand is stupid. The world is screwed and it doesn't care. Sounds like another adventure to me…(Notices a large portal in front of him.) Hey-a guys, I-a think we should-a go there, don't-a you think?

"I'm up wit that, foo'!" Luigi says.

"What he-a said. (Whatever he said.)" Doc says.

Do we need to know what Crazy Hand says?

End Chapter One!

What is going to happen now? What will they do? Will they rescue Bowser from the clutches of Peach? Will they stop Ganondorf from making the biggest mistake of his life? Will they bring Marth to his senses and talk him into not wearing his white suit? Find out next chapter!

(I apologize for the bad grammar and misspellings, but that's just how Gangster-Luigi talks.)

Thanks to Gamer21 for a review on the older version and giving me a heads up on the deletion warning!