Bella Swears

BPOV

I was over at the Cullen's today.

I was sat eating the meal they made for me when it happened.

I spilt spaghetti down my front.

"Shit." I said.

Suddenly, I was surrounded by 7 shocked vampires.

EPOV

Bella spilt spaghetti down her front. Silly love.

"Shit." She said and we all gasped.

Bella just swore!

"What?" She said. Confused by our expressions.

BPOV
What is wrong with them?

"Bella you just said a very bad word." Edward said.

So? I thought.

"No I didn't! Why are you talking like your explaining something obvious to a child. I'm your fiancée!"

Suddenly I felt a wave of calm. Stupid Jasper. Alice spoke.

A-"Bella we know you're not a baby. But what you said is called a swear word."

B-"I know I'm not a retard."

Ed-"Then why did you say it?"

B-"Because I spilt spaghetti down my top."

Em-"HAAHHAAHAA"

B-Then I got it. They are very old fashioned and think that swearing is wrong, if only they heard how much I usually swear. I guess I'm too busy staring at Edward to swear.

B-"Guys. Right. You guys are like really old. Well nowadays swearing is quite common."

Esme-"Yes honey, but you? Swearing is not nice and we thought you were too grown up for swearing."

B-"Oh so now I'm immature for swearing?"

ED: "No Bella love it was just unexpected. We never heard you swear before."

B-"ok."

C-"We're glad you did though. Now you can stop."

B-"Why?"

A-"You'll be part of the family we don't swear."

B-"I love Edward. I want to marry him. But now you're trying to change me? I don't mind being a vampire but you want me to change who I am. There's nothing wrong with swearing. If you want me then you'll accept me."

Then I walked out. Wow. I just chose swearing over the love of my life. Ah well. I can always marry Mike Newton. At least I'd get to swear. The Cullen's can go fuck themselves.

The next day was shocking. I walked in school to find the Cullen's in hoodies and jeans. Edward dropped his apple on Alice's foot.

A-"Shit Edward! What the fuck is wrong with you!"
Ed-"Sooory. I wish you would stop being such a bitch!"

Emmet-"Ed cool it man. You're the bitch lol!"

Jasper-"Yeah! And what is up wit u Rosalie? U was mean to Bella u the bitch! Stop being so shitty towards everyone!"

Rosalie-"Fuck u!"

Aww-they do love me x

That was it; it was just a one shot. But if anyone does want to carry it no or anything feels free to adopt it.