TITLE: Whozawhazit?!

SUMMARY: [Wierd title, I know. SakuHina, lemons, SasuNaru lemons, timeskip]. What happens to the timeline is Sakura accidentally kisses the shy Hyuuga, and she LIKED it?

RATING: M- I might as well, since there are lemons, strong Yuri and Yoai. and Lemons, since I'm fourteen now.

TYPE: Multichapter story.

AUTHORESS'S NOTE: Alright...No idea where this came from...enjoy! and some of this was hard for me to write. XP AKA Sakura-chan fangirling Sasuke-teme.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto!

CHAPTER TITLE: Did she like it?

"I'm telling you, you idiot, that I'm not going to go out with you!" Sakura grumbled as she ran a hand through her bangs.

"Why not, Sakura-chan?" Naruto whined.

"Because, I don't like you like Sasuke-kun!" her eyes turned to hearts. "he's so dreamy! So mysterious, and he just has that look in his eye that screams Hottie!" she squealed.

"he's a bastard, Sakura-chan!" he argued.

they argued around the corner on thier way back to the academy, and then Naruto's eyes widened. "watch out--!"

the rosette genin collided with something solid, with a squishy part on her bound breasts, and two legs that went in between her spread ones. not to mention something soft, warm, moist and fleshy was against her lips...wait a minute... legs? lips? squishy things right where HER breasts were? Oh. Shit.

her eyes finally cleared from the midnight-blue hair that had blocked them, and her eyes widened in surprise. Hinata?! what the...oh crap!

'I'm still kissing her!' the pinkette's face turned a dark shade of crimson, and she quickly disentangled her limbs and lips from the brightly blushing Hyuuga hieress.

"U-Um...S-Sakura-san, I-I'm s-so sorry...I w-wasn't w-w-watching where I-I was g-going!" the girl burst out, her face red and her eyes squeezed shut.

"U-Uhm...it's alright, H-Hinata..." the rosette blushed harder. "I-It was an accident, so it's alright. my fault, entirely." she bowed slightly at her waist. "Gomen-nasai." she straightened.

Hinata's face only held a slight blush. "S-Sakura-san--"

"just call me Sakura, Hinata. no need to call me with a honorific." the rosette pulled her up, and the lavender eyed girl dusted off her clothing.

"O-Okay...Sakura, d-do you want to t-train tomorrow?"

"sure! when?"

"A-at my h-house at noon t-tomorrow...p-please f-feel f-free to j-join u-us for l-lunch..."

"alright! I'll be there. well, we'd better go..huh..." the rosette blushed, and then the two said thier goodbyes, and Hinata left to find her teammates.

Sakura turned, and was greeted with the sight of an astonished Sasuke and twitching Naruto.

"Sakura-chan?"

"Hai?"

"...Do you like girls?"

she groaned, as she dragged the flabbergasted Sasuke and laughing Naruto back to the Academy building.

WITH HINATA, Kiba was pestering her.

"Hinata-chan, why are you blushing? come on! tell us!" he said loudly.

Shino gave a nod. "Please tell us. he is irritating my insects."

she sighed. "b-but...it's e-embarassing!"

Kiba shrugged. "we won't laugh at you, Hinata!"

"O-okay..." she twiddled with her fingers. "I-I...Accidentally k-kissed S-Sakura..."

the boys were both silent.

"what?" Shino asked disbelievingly.

WITH SAKURA, she was burying her face into her arms.

"Sakura-chan? what was your first kiss?" Naruto asked out of the blue, and her head snapped up.

"what? why would you ask that?!" she scolded. "that's personal!"

he gave her a pout, ans she sighed. "fine. my first kiss was the one with Hinata earlier." a faint blush spread across her cheeks.

his grin dissapeared. "so...how was it?" a second of silence stretched on, then a loud bashing noise errupted from inside the room. "OW! why'd you hit me, Sakura-chan?"

a few hours later, there they were, still sitting in that room.

"Hey Saaaaaakura-chan?" The whiskered blonde asked curiously.

"what is it, Naruto?" she asked calmly, her head tilted back tiredly.

"how did kissing Hinata feel?"

her eyes snapped open. "uh...what? like what?"

"did it feel nice? or was it as bad as me and Teme's." he stuck out his tongue with the bad memory.

"well...what do you want me to start with?" she sighed, knowing he wouldn't give up on the subject, whilst they completely ignored Sasuke.

"Mm...the first thing you noticed, I guess." he shrugged.

"Well... first thing I noticed was her lips. they were moist, fleshy, and soft. not to mention warm. then I noticed how her body was pressed up against mine...I kinda felt fuzzy, but then I panicked, and got up and helped her up as soon as possible."

he nodded. "Oh. so...you liked it?"

her eyes misted over. "I...I don't know if I did or not Naruto. I'm kinda confused right now...let's...not talk about it, alright?"

he nodded again. "alright, Sakura-chan."

she sighed and crossed her arms, her hair overshadowing her face. 'do I...did I like it?'

'Of course you did.' a dark voice echoed inside her.

'Inner? where've you been?'

'passed out from the nosebleed I got from our and Hina-chan's kiss.' the Inner personality wiped her still bloody nose with a tissue. 'I need to clean up a puddle of blood...damnit...'

'that sounded SO WRONG...'

'well, we are one. our body is ours. our mind is both of ours. ugghh...' Inner held her head.

'you hurt youself thinking now, didn't you.'

'...Hai...'

'So....why don't I feel an attraction to Sasuke?'

'Well...for starters, you never liked him. you were just diluding yourself.' she snickered.

'what? but...but Sasuke-!'

'See? no '-Kun'! just accept it. you like girls.'

'Yeah...but what girls? Grah, I'm so confused!'

'well...Hina-chan and Ino-chan...'

now that she thought about it, she had been pretending those feelings for the Uchiha. she only did that because Ino had said she liked him...and so she could get closer to her...but it had backfired. badly. 'you're right...all he is now is my teammate. all he is is an icecube. he hates me. so, why am I even trying? from now on, he is only Sasuke. the human hateful icecube. is there anything else you want to tell me you've hidden?'

'umm...well...about how your family isn't there...'

'what family-?!'

The blonde got up and dragged a chair to the door, knocking Sakura from her inward conversation with Inner. "what are you doing?" she asked him tiredly.

"It's the old Eraser-in-the-door trick." he snickered. "if he falls for this he's an idiot."

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Dobe, he's a JONIN. he'll never fall for such a immature trick!"

Sakura grinned. "If I know who it'll be, I think it'll work."

the two looked at her. "what?"

she just gave a tiny smile. "you'll see..."

'The only person who could be this late would be Kakashi.'

'Hai, agreed.' Inner snickered. 'and he should arrive right about...now.'

True to his timing, he walked right through that door, and fell prey to the 'Immature Trick' as dubbed by Sasuke.

"my first impression of you is..." he paused, resting his pointing finger on his masked chin in a thoughtful guesture. "that you're all idiots and I hate you."

Sakura grinned. "nice to see you Kakashi-san."

he blinked. "no way. you're in my group?" he muttered disbelieveingly.

"Hai. at least you know me." she shrugged.

"true. but these two idiots are new to me. alright, up to the roof for introduction. and no showing off, Sakura." he got a twinkle in his creased eye.

"Hai, Hai, Kakashi-san." she waved it off and walked at a stroll up to the stairwell. the two boys followed her, as Kakashi poofed up to the roof.

once they got settled, he sighed. "introduce yourselves."

Naruto blinked. "How, teybayo?"

he sighed. "name, dislikes, likes, dreams, and whatever else you want to tell us. like a hobby." he paused. "I'll start off. My name is Hatake Kakashi. dislikes? too many to list. likes? Eh, I don't feel like it. no hobbies. my dreams are my business." he shrugged, then pointed to Naruto. "you next, blondie."

"Okay! My name's Uzumaki Naruto! I like Ramen and I hate the three minutes it takes to cook! I taste alot of different ramen flavours at Ichiraku ramen as a hobby! my dream is to one day become Hokage!" he grinned foxishly throughout his rather loud introduction.

"Okay...you next, Uchiha." he pointed to Sasuke.

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I don't have many likes or dislikes...no hobbies..." he droned, then sighed. "my dream is to kill a man."

Sakura sweatdropped.

Kakashi also had a sweatdrop. but still. "alright, Sakura, you next."

"My name is Haruno Sakura. my likes? Well, I'd have to say my alone time and studying by myself. Ehh...training as a hobby, I guess... dislikes? Aa. arrogant assholes, and even worse than that is people who think I'm weak when they see me. my dream is...well..." she completely blanked. "I guess, regain a memory of my family...wherever they are..." she sighed. "or what happened to make them go away."

Sasuke stared at her in shock. Naruto gaped. and Kakashi sighed as he went over to her and put a hand on her head as she stared foreward blankly.

"it'll come back whenever it does, Sakura. don't strain yourself. I want to meet with you after these two leave. Oh! and don't eat breakfast tomorrow... you'll just puke it up."

Naruto grinned. "Oh Sakura-chan? you forgot a like of yours."

she seemed a bit puzzled. "What is it, Naruto?" she asked flatly.

"Kissing Hinata!" he ducked her punch, and then ran down the stairs after Sasuke.

Kakashi looked at her. "Inner told you, didn't she." he asked quietly. she gave a nod. "look, even though I helped you through those years and even though I sealed your power so you could be considered a normal kunoichi in training... I have no idea what happened to the Haruno."

she nodded. "I know. it'll come back in my memory....someday."

He nodded. "Just don't tell those two idiots. And I need to train you to control some things again...is your seal still there?" she shook her head.

"No. it broke two years ago...I got a little out of control. thank jashin it was in a forest."

he nodded. "Still, we need to make sure that won't happen again. I'll train you later, tomorrow, after the test. You'd better go to your house and rest up."

she started to leave, but he grinned at her and she could practically feel the sensation on her back.

"And Sakura?"

"Hai?" she wondered.

"don't show off tomorrow."

she gave a slight grin. "I won't, Kakashi-san."

he paused before her left as well. "Call me Sensei. please, like you used to when you were littler." then, he dissapeared.

she smiled to herself. "sure, Kakashi-sensei." and then she was gone as well.

on her way home through the mostly empty streets, she had the opportunity to talk to Inner.

'Oi! you awake?' she shouted through her mind. by now Inner was most likely asleep.

'Hai, Hai. what do you want at this hour?' Inner yawned as she trudged over to the mental refridgorator and got out some milk to drink.

'Well... you've hidden much from me, for good reason I bet, but what else have you hidden from me? Really... I just want to make sense out of these feelings that you've held back for years.' in her mind she teared up, refusing stubbornly to cry on the empty streets.

'First off, I don't even remember about our family. Second, did you know Itachi saved you when you were a child? You got beaten up pretty bad by that point, enough to be in the hospital, by some bullies... so that's probably why you don't remember...Mm...and other than the liking girls thing, Kakashi's seal held back...Usui.' Inner seemed to be reluctant to share this last tidbit of information with her other half.

'Who?' the Outer asked interestedly.

'Your curse.' Inner said mysteriously, right before Sakura collided with something solid. for the second time that day.

Sakura shook the hair from her eyes, thanking the gods that she hadn't kissed this person like her experiance earlier- and then she noticed it was Shikamaru. "Oh. Sorry, Shikamaru. I was thinking." she sighed, then stood as she pulled him up without too much of a hassle. "Gomen."

he shrugged. "Eh. I was thinking, so It's not troublesome. thanks for not rushing off like some people we know." he started to walk off, and then looked back at her. "Be careful in any missions you may get, Haruno. I don't want to see talent like yours wasted with a pitiful death."

he walked off, leaving her speechless.

"what talent?" she asked herself bitterly. "A girl who can't even remember her childhood or family. pathetic." So, she resumed her walk home, this time in silence.

she went to a cruddy looking building halfway into the downtown area, and quickly made handsigns then entered. she sighed as she looked around.

Her Clan's abandoned home.

she walked through several hallways, and then finally found her room, gaurded by genjutsu traps and regular conventional traps.

she took her shower in the smaller bathroom adjoined to her good-sized half apartment type of room, and unconciously dried with a hum of her blue chakra, before putting on a light black shift she used as pajamas, and then drifted uncomfortably off to sleep.

K.L.K- Here ya go, my first SakuHina!

Hinata- (blushes) w-w-what?

Sakura- K.L.K!!!!!!!!!! (brandishes stick)

K.L.K- O3O I GOTTA LEAVE NOW BYEEEEEEEZ! (poofs away)

Hinata- I-I-I--! (passes out)

Kakashi- well, that was interesting.

K.L.K- (poofs back) I distracted her with brownies. anywho, the basis for Saku-chan losing her memory is because if you go through a trumatic experience when you were very young, then sometimes the mind, in order to protect itself, will hide it deep in the subconsious. However, Inner Sakura kept these things from Sakura as a type of defensive action- Sakura had gotten beaten up, so she planned to wait until Sakura was a bit older, and hopefully less prone to those bullies' beatings, to tell her and reveal the truth.

Kagome- Ah. I see.

K.L.K- (picks up Hinata) I'd better put her on the couch...(places her on couch, as Sakura skids in with a bit of a brownie in her hand)

Sakura- K.L.K! GET YOUR HAND OFF HINA-CHAN'S BREAST!

K.L.K- (her hand is there to rub at a stain as she had been contemplating how to remove it) What? Ahh! you've got the wrong idea! HOLY SHITAKE MUSHROOMS! (hides under bed as Sakura blinks)

Sakura- Okay...(sits down by Hinata's head and places it onto her lap as she combs her hair with her fingers)

K.L.K- (muffled, as she is under the bed still) Please review!