Welcome to my first fanfic everyone! Well, not everyone, I don't think that every single person in the whole world is going to read this, so let me rephrase that...
Welcome to my first fanfic readers! Yes, that makes more sense. Now, this chapter isn't particularly long, so I'm sorry. But I will try to extend the further chapters, because I know how annoying it is when you find a fanfic with loads of short chapters. I also know how annoying it is when you find a fanfic with a really long introduction so I think I'll shut up now...
And as Link struck the Master Sword into the stone, he sealed away Demise and his evil power for eternities to come. In doing so, he also sealed away his loyal servant, Fi, the spirit of the sword, whose purpose had been fulfilled and would sleep for infinite amounts of years. Tears filled up his eyes as he walked into a safe world, but away from a beautiful friendship. Zelda walked towards Link, and gave him a warm, sympathetic hug. Any other day Link would have been beaming for the rest of the week, but today wasn't any other day, today Link had lost a friend. She may not have quite grasped sarcasm, or understood the term of love, but that didn't matter, after all, she wasn't human and wasn't expected to be.
A happy time had been doomed with sadness, but as he walked away...
"Master..."
Link turned around and gasped at something he believed to be impossible.
"Please do not be afraid Master Link, but something you may consider as strange is about to occur..."
There was a deathly pause as Fi closed her eyes, slowly everyone took a step back for caution. Fi scrunched up into a tight ball, and the earth underneath all the mortals began to rumble. Zelda ran to Link and grabbed onto his arm. Link put his arm around Zelda, "Don't worry Zelda, I'm here!" For a split second the tremor ended, then suddenly...
"BURP! Aah, that is relieving. Master, I apologise, but living in such a tight space as your sword, there isn't really much space to break wind. Farewell." Fi looked at Link and bowed, before disintegrating away, returning to her deep slumber, never to be seen again...
"Where did that baby come from, I mean who knew fairies could belch like that, man!"
"For the last time Groose, FI IS NOT A FAIRY. She is the spirit of the sword. But I've gotta say that was one heck of a wind problem."
"Zelda, I know she's the *spirit of the sword*, but that just sounds wrong: "Hey there, I'm Link. This is Fi, she lives in my *SWORD* wink wink nudge nudge."
"GROOSE!" Zelda angrily stamped on the ground, making Link jump silly out of his wits. "Even now Fi's gone, now we've all lost her, you still persist on making such remarks?"
Old Impa, who had observed all of the above, whispered under her breath "Well, he is male..." Zelda asked for Impa to repeat what she said, but Impa quickly mumbled some nonsense, performing the old Alzheimer's trick.
"Well then Zelda, where to now?" Link desperately attempted to drive the conversation away from his old friend's farewell ceremony.
"Well, I want to get a good look around the surface now I actually have free time. I mean, I've been running around smugly praying to myself in all these temples, I've been levitated by one of Lady Gaga's stalkers and been submitted to awful dancing numerous times. It has been non-stop since the start, so I haven't even had a chance to soak in the surroundings. So... Let's go to the top of the statue of the Goddess... the statue of me."
Link tutted, then smiled. "Still the old snooty Zelda then? Even if you are the mortal Goddess now."
"...Link, I've always been the Goddess..."
"Oh yeah... haha, I knew that *scratches back* Well, to the statue of Zelda it is!"
Hand in hand, Zelda and Link walked out of the temple and into the Sealed Grounds, they looked upon the Statue of the Goddess. Where it once looked over Skyloft and its people, now it looked upon the temple, protecting it from all evil that may come its way. As they looked, Link turned to Zelda and looked deeply into her eyes, and when she stared back into his bright blue eyes, she slowly leaned forward...
"Oh my Hylia! Dudes you've gotta get in here now!" Groose yelled at the romantics from the temple doors, beckoning them to follow him back inside.
"How dare he use my name in vain! The cheek of him sometimes, he thinks he's just SO BRILLIANT, sometimes I just feel like kil"-
"And you're little Miss Perfect, right? Keep your hair on, I'll go see what's up." He smiled sweetly at Zelda, leaving her to relieve her stress. Just over a minute later, Link and Groose returned.
"So, what's so amazing this time?" Link swiftly approached Zelda, with an unimpressed look on his face. Zelda raised an eyebrow at him, smirking knowingly, almost as if she knew that the fuss wasn't all it was made out to be.
"Groose found another daisy, but this one had 47 petals, exactly 2 more than the last one." They laughed as they watched Groose pick another daisy, slowly counting the petals one by one.
"Have fun Groose!" Zelda called over to him.
"... Zelda, can't you see I'm counting daisy petals? You made me lose count!" Groose hung his shoulders and stomped away with awkward steps, as stomping and avoiding daisies at the same time is not an easy task.
"... We were going to the statue?" Link dragged Zelda along with her as they made their way, to the newly named, statue of Zelda.