(fade in to CGI dinosaurs)
Millions of years ago, they roamed the Earth, living in harmony with the land.
(An asteroid strikes, causing mass devastation. Fade out.)
Many believed them to be completely wiped out, forever lost to the cataclysm. Until now.
Professor Oak: We've made a shocking discovery. The prehistoric beasts have not gone extinct, but evolved. We shall call these fascinating new creatures Pokémon!
Gary: I will capture these Pokémon and become their ultimate master! No one will be able to stand in my way!
This summer, one shall rise to the challenge. (chorus of New Divide by Linkin Park plays in the background as screenshot of Ash fades in)
SHIA LA BEOUF
Ash: I've got to be the best! My destiny depends on it!
MEGAN FOX
Misty: Whatever happens to us, I'm glad you fried my bike that day.
SAMUEL L JACKSON
Brock: You think you got what it takes to stand up against the Elite Four, punk?
ROBIN WILLIAMS
Professor Oak: You must find the six legendary Poké Balls before my grandson does to save our world!
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Gary: I won't let our childhood memories get in my way, Ash!
(cut to battle sequence)
Ash: I must fight the demons!
Lance: No, Ash. You are the demons.
POKÉMON: EVOLUTION