WELCOME!
LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE GAMES OF ALL TIME! YOU HAVE TO PLAY IT TO REALIZE WHY! I ALSO LIKE THE GAME SHOW "THE CHALLENGE" WHICH I RECENTLY STARTED WATCHING AND I THOUGHT: "WHY NOT COMBINE THE TWO? "
AND SO, THIS CAME TO LIFE
EXPECT A MINIMUM OF 8 EPISODES. THIS IS THE INTRO EPISODE
3, 2, 1, BEGIN!
The Institute of War was quiet as it often was, unless there was a fight. You would be able to hear the numerous cheers and insults by the champions still there for their comrades / enemies then.
One summoner was discussing with the Headmaster in his office.
Both were wearing robes which covered their bodies completely, except for the hands which were in metal gloves, and the faces which could never be seen unless under direct light.
The summoner was wearing a navy blue robe and had a wide teeth-showing smile on his face, having in mind that his teeth shine due to good care, as usual. He goes by the name DS, no one knows what it stands for but him.
The Headmaster was wearing a brown robe, fitting for a room full of wood and brown leather. His name is unknown, so everyone calls him Headmaster.
"Headmaster sir, thanks for inviting me here"
"No need, you wanted to talk to me?"
"Yes, I had an idea to entertain the masses and make The League even more popular"
"If i had a bag of gold for every time a had someone come in with such an offer, I would be in the Ionian Rivierra partying with the celebrities..."
The Headmaster started tilting and moving his hands around like he was dancing
"Please listen, this is a good idea"
He snaps out of it
"Fine, you are already here and I have nothing better to do"
"I had an idea for a game show where we would team up the rival champions for a big prize. I wonder how much gold you spent fixing the damage caused by their fights and I thought this might help them to tolerate each other enough to reduce the costs to a minimum but still keep their rivalries"
"I see, that seems like a good plan. Who were you thinking to include in the teams"
"You see..."
The same summoner was now on screen, on the Rift and looking the same as during the discussion
"WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER LEAGUE OF LEGENDS CHALLENGE: RIVALS!"
"IN THIS SHOW, 8 PAIRS OF THE BIGGEST ENEMIES IN THE LEAGUE, 4 MALE, 4 FEMALE WILL WORK TOGETHER FOR A PRIZE OF 250000 GOLD"
Roars and cheers can be heard
"LADIES FIRST, SO WE' LL START WITH THEM"
"THESE TWO HAVE BEEN BATTLING EACHOTHER FOR THE RULE OF THE BARREN LANDS OF FRELJORD FOR YEARS AND THE WAR IS NOT OVER YET, GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR ASHE THE FROST ARCHER AND SEJUANI THE WINTER'S CLAW"
Personal Statement Booth
Ashe
"If I had the gold I could negotiate unions between the towns and nomadic villages of Freljord helping me unite the land"
Sejuani
"The Gold will be used to strengthen my troops helping me rule Freljord with a frozen claw!"
"THESE TWO ARE RIVALS ON A POLITICAL BASIS BEING FROM ENEMY CITY STATES, GIVE IT UP FOR LUX AND KATARINA!"
Personal Statement Booth
Lux
"If I had the gold I could strengthen my land so it can defend itself against the Noxians. Demaciaa!"
Garen's sister,you know
Katarina
"The Gold will be used to buy more mercenaries enabling us to defeat the Demacians"
"THESE TWO HAVE BEEN AT EACH OTHER' S THROATS BECAUSE OF THEIR BELIEFS. GIVE IT UP FOR THE POLAR OPPOSITES, DIANA AND LEONA!"
Personal Statement Booth
Diana
"The way of the Moon is the right way. The gold will help in many ways"
Leona
"The way of the Sun is the right way. The gold will help in many ways"
"THE LAST TWO ARE SISTERS, BUT THEY ARE AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS WHENEVER THEY SEE EACH OTHER. ONE IS A PSYCHO, THE OTHER HAS A VEEEEEEEEEERY SHORT FUSE. JINX AND VI EVERYONE!"
Personal Statement Booth
Jinx
"HOW DARE HE CALL ME A PSYCHO,RIGHT FISHBONES!"
"Right!"
Vi
"The only reason I'm doing this is because cupcake ran out of tea-money and she's too busy to do this. YOU OWE ME BIG TIME CAIT!"
POW!
"THOSE WERE THE WOMEN, TIME FOR THE MEN IN THIS COMPETITION! FIRST OFF, THE TWO GREATEST HUNTERS IN THE LEAGUE, RENGAR AND KHA ZIX EVERYONE!"
Personal Statement Booth, the view is a bit cracked
Rengar
"I ran out of space for my trophies, therefore I am here. Not to mention taxiderming Kha Zix can be only done by the "Piltover Stuff & Puff" and they aren't cheap"
Kha Zix
"Taxiderming someone as fat as Rengar will be expensive"
"NEXT, THE MOST POWERFUL BLADESMEN IN THE LEAGUE, TRYNDAMERE AND AATROX!"
Personal Statement Booth
Tryndamere
"I am here because my wife forced me into this. Marriage is such a pain!"
facepalm
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!"
"HELP!"
Aatrox
"I wish to open my own blood bank, these matches aren't productive enough"
"THESE TWO JUST SCREAM WILD WEST! YEEHAW! TF AND GRAVES, EVERYONE!"
Personal Statement Booth
TF
"I came across these sweet platinum playing cards for sale for just 29999 gold, I gotta have them! The rest I'll gamble off, just for fun"
Graves
"Bullets and smoke grenades aren't cheap, you know. Piltover isn't really helpful when it comes to those anymore"
"THESE TWO YORDLES HAVE SOME UNKNOWN PERSONAL ISSUES TO TAKE CARE OF, TEEMO AND RUMBLE EVERYONE!"
Personal Statement Booth
Teemo
"I have to impress someone, she is worth all the money in the world"
dreamy look
Rumble
"I have to build the best machine in the world for her! Money for the metal!"
rockstar pose
"THESE ARE THE COMPETITORS! NOW, THE CHALLENGES WILL BE ON A DAILY BASIS AND FOR THE WHILE YOU WILL BE STAYING IN THE INSTITUTE'S CHAMBERS SO YOU CAN BE AVAILABLE FOR THE LEAGUE MATCHES AS WELL, GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP AND DO NOT EAT ANYTHING, UNDERSTOOD?"
"Why?"
"DON'T ASK, YOU'LL SEE!"
"THAT'S IT FOR TODAY FOLKS, SEE YOU TOMORROW FOR THE FIRST CHALLENGE. BE SURE TO WATCH US!"
IT MIGHT NOT BE AS FUNNY, BUT THIS IS THE FIRST, INTRO EPISODE. THE COMEDY STARTS NEXT EPISODE. IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA FOR THE CHALLENGES OR WHO SHOULD WIN OR DROP OUT, FEEL FREE TO REVIEW OR PM. CHALLENGE SUGGESTIONS IN REVIEWS WILL NOT BE USED BECAUSE OF THE DREADED SPOILER ALERT. FEEL FREE TO CHECK OUT MY OTHER STORIES AND REVIEW, FAV OR FOLLOW THEM, ACTUALLY, DO ALL THREE. GOOD DAY/NIGHT AND GOOD SUMMONING!
THE INTERVIEWER