Somewhere there is a fez. Not any fez, I must tell you, this is the Fez, the red wonder on the top of the Doctors head. A doctor, you might say, but as well as the Fez isn't any fez, the Doctor isn't any doctor at all! This Doctor has lived for centuries, and saving worlds as he goes, he travels through Time and Space in a blue Police Box, also known as a TARDIS. He is a timelord.
But why would I tell you this, you'd might ask?
I will now tell you the story of the Fez and the Doctor.
The Doctor met the Fez in his 10th century. He'd always had a thing for hats, but as anyone would know, there's no hat as a fez, and no fez as the Fez, so the sparks flew instantly. The Doctor wore the Fez with pride, and there the Fez sat, on the top of all things, having the time of a life.
But the Song and the Pond didn't like the Fez. No, they didn't like the fez at all, actually, they were making dark plans on a dark day.
The Doctor and the Fez had many happy hours, but the Song and the Pond won. On the day of the Doom, the Pond tore the Fez off the Doctor's head, and off the Head, the Fez was shot by the Song, and the Song and the Pond was the death of the Fez.
And that is how, the Doctor lost the Fez on the day of the Doom.