I am sorry about my spelling and the way it is set out I am bad at making stuff like this I did pretty much fail English and ict and it is not ment to be perverted or any thing but it will get interesting later so it is a M rating maby twincest or kouXharu or hikaXharu or all of them

Disclaimer: I do not own ouran, the characters it all comes under bisco hatori's rein


"haruhi" the twins synchronized with a mischievous grin on there faces. "What do you want kaoru, hikaru"? haruhi replied with a grim look on her face. Oh nothing just we got you a present, here *hands over a large box with a pink bow-tie* "Erm thank you … what is it"? - she replies

"Open it and see you will be happy I promise" kaoru and hikaru stated. *opens box* O.O "What is it"?

"Its a toy" XD ~ hikaru replied, "I know but what does it do"??? … (guess) Just then tamaki walked past and wanted to know what they was doing but fainted when he saw what haruhi was holding … "HIKARU KAORU what is that haruhi is holding"? Tamaki replied with an angry face *Fume* … "eh boss we thought you would know what it was" they replied smirking

"I DO BUT IS MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER HOLDING ONE" he replied temper rising

"It is her Christmas present boss from us why are you jealous or did you get her one"? The twins replied winding tamaki up again

"Mother" ~ Hikaru and Kaoru got Haruhi a nasty present

"Erm boss kyoya is not here" the twins replies mockingly

"Yes I am" *Kyoya walks in* "and haruhi I hope you dont plan on using that do you during club hours and your father phoned your REAL father" *tamaki in sobbing in corner of gloom*

"He did? Why? Is something wrong"??, "Oh no he just says you will have to stay at one of our houses for a couple of weeks or so he is going on a business trip … so who will you choose"

honey, mori, hikaru, kaoru, tamaki and kyoya closed in on her

"Us of course we are her friends and in the same class and all" the twins says while smiling at tamaki

"I as her father will not allow it, I do not want her staying at those shady twins house"

"HEY who you calling shady boss? So haruhi will you be staying at our house"?

Erm okay why not I do want to find out what this toy does like"

"okay it is settled come over later"

*out side the hitachiin mansion* "I have a bad feeling about this, but still I am here know" *knock, knock, knock*


it is short I know but I did say I can not do these very well R&R tell me what you want to happen