A/N: I'm sure everyone has heard Avril Lavigne's 'Sk8er Boi' (I hate that spelling). Anyway, Twinks started messing up the pronouns in the song, and realized, "wow, that is so a VG song!" So we took it upon ourselves to change the entire song. We think its clever. Please R+R and tell us if we're completely nuts. We already know we are, but its nice to have another opinion. Oh, yeah, need a disclaimer. We don't own Velvet Goldmine. Or Avril Lavigne. We just like to mess with her songs:)


He was a boy
He was one too
Can I make any more obvious?
He was a punk
He did cocaine
What more can I say?
He wanted him
He'd never tell
But secretly he wanted him as well
All of his friends
They stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his lack clothes

He was a pretty boy
He said see ya later boy
He wasn't good enough for him
He had a pretty face but his head was up in space
He needed to come back down to earth

2 years from now he lays at home
Sniffin' cocaine, he's all alone
He turns on TV guess who he sees
Pretty boy with Jack Fairy
Calls up Shannon
She already knows
Makes her get tickets to see his show
He goes alone, stands in the crowd
Looks up at the man that he turned down

He was a pretty boy
He said see ya later boy
He wasn't good enough for him
Now he's a superstar slamming on his guitar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

Sorry Bri but you missed out
Well tough luck that boy's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the man that boy could be
There's more than meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside

He's just a boy
And I'm just a guy
Can I make it any more obvious?
We are in love
Haven't you heard?
How we rock each other's world?

I'm with the pretty boy
I said see ya later boy
I'll be on the roof after the show
I'll be at the bar, doing the interview
About a guy you used to know