A/N: Something I had on my head for a couple days and I thought 'why not give it a shot. BTW it's a lemon oneshot, so if you're not into these, abandon ship. Also, it's in words as if Billy wasn't killed, but knocked out cold. Anywho I don't own the Expendables, they belong to their rightful owners.
In the midst of trying to track Vilain and get the plans for the plutonium, all the Expendables found themselves in Bulgaria, on some abandoned russian military base. They had to stay in a little shop for the night, due it getting late, and continue the manhunt for the Sangs in the morning. Everyone had their own space on the floor while Barney was in an old booth smoking his usual cigar, still pissed off due to Vilain hurting Billy like he did: roughing him up and knocking him out. Maggie came over to comfort the old veteran, usually she never showed emotions but...something about the Italian American just made her go wild.
"Are you alright, Barney?" Maggie asked as Barney just took a puff and blew out slowly. He was okay now since Billy wasn't super hurt, but Billy was like a son to him or a kid brother to the others, how could he just walk away from this like it was nothing?
"Yeah, I just want to grab that fucker by his neck and snap it!" Barney exclaimed in a cold tone, but Maggie was a strong woman, a bit horny, but strong. "At least the young one is still alive." Maggie explained as she weakly smiled while putting a hand on his, Barney noticed and gazed into the Chinese women's eyes and knew she was there for him. Barney nodded and went back to his cigar.
Maggie made camp upstairs and decided to get an hour or two of sleep before it was her turn for night watch. She just couldn't stop thinking about, Barney Ross, the name fell smoothly off her tongue with ease. She laid down and just kept thinking and thinking about the older man, how his muscles were super strong, his legs looked like they could do a bit of damage, and even his torso was something to admire. It got Maggie thinking and thinking, what would making out with him be like?
She knew she was on a job with them but she couldn't shake the thoughts no matter what. She fell asleep for an hour then was suddenly awaken by small banging and even...groaning? The Chinese CIA woman decided to inspect where the noise came from, she checked everywhere downstairs but so far nothing, so she checked on the little room the upstairs, besides where she was sleep, had and what Maggie saw up in the room made her concern even more.
Barney was leaning up against the wall face first with his arms above his head to support him, breathing heavy and next to a massive hole he put with his fist. She cocked her head to the side and noticed why he was breathing heavy and leaning against the wall, he was horny! Even at his age, he looked like he was not done with the action, especially in the bedroom, he looked like he had another five or ten years left before he had to thrown in the towel and accept blue balls.
Maggie approached the veteran and tried to get his attention, but also act like she didn't know his problem.
"Barney, are you okay?" She asked as she had sense in hell what was going on with him. The old veteran noticed and tried to get a hold of himself, but it was very hard for him to do so when you haven't had a hard on in 40 years. "Uh h-hey Maggie, what's up?" Barney blabbed out as the Chinese woman tilted her head to the side and looked into his dark brown eyes.
She leaned onto the wall as well and continued the conversation with the Italian. "What's wrong? Why are you breathing hard and what's with the hole in the wall?" Maggie asked as Barney's breathing slowed a bit but a band of sweat began to dribble down his head, not a lot, but enough to show he had something to hide.
"I-It's nothing Maggie, I'm still upset of what Vilain did to Billy-" Barney began to explain slowly explain as Maggie cut him off with her stern accent.
"Barney, I know that isn't true! I know it's gotta be something else besides him getting hurt by that french merc." Maggie explained as she began inching closer towards the sweating leader, Barney's throat bobbed up and down trying to process the scenario.
"I think I know the problem to your actions." Maggie said with a tiny growl in her voice, as if she was ready to pounce on Barney and fuck his brains out, but she just wanted to help him let loose.
Barney's heart began racing like the Daytona as soon as he noticed the change in Maggie's tone, it was a seductive tone, he recognized it from anywhere! But, it couldn't be...could it?
"What's that, Maggie?" Barney asked as Maggie pointed her finger down to the mans growing bulge. "You're very horny, and need a sweet, sweet release." Maggie replied with a low seductive tone while licking her lips. Barney's eyes went wider than two glass dishes, was she offering to suck him off, on an op!
Then again, he did feel super pent up, so what's the worst that could happen? "Are you sure you want to help me, Maggie?" The veteran asked as she was already licking the older man's neck as she was a succubus wanting to pounce her man.
All Barney could do was swallow a big groan due to Maggie sucking softly and licking sensitive parts on his neck. They locked lips and began working on a tongue assaulting workout that would make Barney give out in five minutes, but Maggie was younger so she could go for hours if she wanted to.
After that tongue workout, Maggie inched her way down to the man's bulge and began working on getting his manhood free. As soon as she did, she was blushing madly at the older mans cock. Even for being in his sixties, Barney did do a hell of a job keeping his body clean and healthy, despite the cigars and beer, he was mentally and physically fit.
Maggie began swiveling her tongue around the tip, wanting to get Barney to shutter, wanting to taste him and working to take his seven inches in her mouth. As she did, Barney slowly entangled his fingers in her hair and softly tightened his grip, Maggie was using both her hands to stroke his cock like she had been waiting to when she met him.
"Maggie….Maggie..." Barney moaned as she fondled his jewels like she just never wanted to stop touching him. Just then, Maggie had stopped and looked up at Barney, he looked down at her as if he was asking why did you stop.Maggie continued to stroke him as she stood up slowly and said the words that Barney thought he would never hear again.
"You want to fuck me?" She cooed as Barney's mouth was opened a bit from the question. He closed his mouth, nodded and let her lead him to a sturdy table for their activity to continue on. Luckily the table was lower than Barney's waistline, so they could easily do damage on it without any obstacles in the way. Barney picked up the light woman with ease, set her down on the table, kicked off her shoes, slipped her fur coat off while Barney went to work on her pants.
The way his hands teased her hips was enough to get her moaning softly, the way his strong fingers scraped against her soft flesh was making her squirm. Her black jeans were off and as soon as Barney saw her panties, he grew hard again, her black panties had tiny holes (from the manufacturer) in them, it was a sight to remember for a lifetime! Barney had lowered his pants a bit, moved Maggie's panties to the side so he can slide his hard member into her womanhood.
As Maggie felt his large member enter, her eyes rolled to the back of her head while wrapping her legs around the older man's waist and locking them together. Barney groaned while rubbing her soft stomach slowly, his touch was killing her with every move he made. The veteran was thrusting slowly, since he had not had sex in many decades, he felt fucking old. Maggie was in euphoria right now, her breasts were moving with the thrusts, he started to fondle them while removing her shirt and pinched them softly. Skin could be heard slapping against one another, but they didn't care, all they wanted to do was continue their session in peace. He began to pick her up and went to sit down at one of the booths the upstairs had without a table, as he did she yelped lightly and giggled from the action. He chuckled softly, sat down at the booth and leaned back while watching Maggie ride him, he also was rubbing her soft back as she leaned in to continue their nose bashing tongue wrestling kiss.
He thought of returning the favor when she started the whole thing, and that was to get her moaning by licking, kissing and sucking softly on her neck. As he did, she began to grind herself on his member, which got him more vigorous now. As their actions continued, Barney felt a very familiar action coming back to him after years of no action, and it was coming fast! "M-Maggie, I'm gonna cum!" Barney whispered loudly as Maggie got off his hard member quickly while he got up as well and watched her suck him dry. As she was sucking faster and faster, she was stroking him quickly as well but after another moment, Barney let out an audible yell as he came down the chinese woman's throat. Maggie just sat there on her knees, waiting for the jets of hot italian cream to cease fire. Barney was panting like crazy, he felt like he had never had the time to actually sit down and have sex with a woman in life on the front line, but now it felt like he was on cloud nine. She looked up at him, swallowed two big gulps, pulled his slick cock out of her mouth, kissed the tipped and smiled at him. Barney looked down and returned with a small grin as she got up to kiss him once more, they cleaned up and got dressed as if nothing happened. The two sat down in on of the booths again, cuddled up with Maggie leaning her head on the man's tough shoulder.
"Feel better, Barney?" Maggie asked as he just looked at her with his dark brown eyes and chuckled softly. He then kissed her forehead and caressed her cheek softly. "Very, thank you, Maggie." Barney replied as the two fell asleep in the booth, unaware of a certain chemical engineer watched with wide eyes. When did this start, Gunner asked himself while shaking the thoughts away and hitting the hay once again, ready for the op in the morning.
A/N: Wow! That was a headache, but I loved Barney and Maggie's interactions during the second movie so much that I needed to make this. Anywho, I hope you enjoyed this, if not and it's not what you expected or you didn't like it...THEN GO AWAY! But if you like it, leave a positive review and favorite it! Anyway I gotta get going, I shall see you guys later!