Hey People! I finally decided to go to another fandom! This time Kingdom Hearts!! I am new at this but please just read okay? Now this is a short humorous thing, my second attempt at humor, which I suck at. I am more of an angst person. Well here we go!

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts II, nor the term "Narutard" or Naruto for that matter.

Warning: Corny humor... very corny...

Why Kingdom Hearts is Game and Not an Anime.

Riku the Narutard

It was a calm day on Destiny Island.

"Where is Riku?" Sora whined "He should be here by now. He's usually already here."

"I don't know Sora, but he should be here soon."

"Kairi..."

"Yes..."

"You said that two freaking hours ago." Sora whined again.

"Sora..."

"Yo!"

"Riku!"

Both Sora and Kairi turned and saw Riku, standing there in his normal clothes. There was something different about him though, he was wearing the blindfold only over one eye, and his other eye was...blue!?!?

"Hey Riku..." Sora trailed off.

"Hm..." Riku said not looking up from the orange book he was reading.

"Why is you're eye blue? I thought they were green." Kairi asked confused.

He looked up from the orange book, "Kairi, Kairi, sometimes a person must look underneath the underneath."

"Huh?" Sora looked confused. "So you're tellin' me that under your green eyes, they were really blue?"

"Sora, don't be a dumb blond." Riku said looking at the orange book again.

"Whatever, lets go do something" Kairi said trying to change the subject.

"Yea, you guys go ahead, I'm going to chaperone."

"But Ri-"

"Go"

"Fine"

Sora and Kairi walked away towards the beach.

While Riku walked towards a tree and leaned back against it, on foot planted on the ground and the tree. Giggling at the content of the book. One can only wonder what is in that book, or what made Riku decide to read it.

"Something up with Riku, he's acting wierd" Kairi said looking at Sora, who seemed to be deep in thought.

"I don't know" Sora said going back in his thought bubble.

"Hey Sora... snap out of it." Kairi said snapping in front of his face. "Don't wanna hurt yourself."

No answer.

"Sora?"

Crickets chirp.

"Yoohoo Sora you there or on the moon?"

Elevator music plays.

"What the crap?" She looks around and sees a record player. "Okay then how did that get there?"

As she contemplates on the record player Sora jumps up and yells "Ah hah!!"

"What?" Kairi said a little shaken up from his outburst.

"Nothing, I just figured out what one plus one is."

"Sora!" Kairi said bonking him on the head. "Get serious, something's wrong with Riku."

"Oh... that's not serious, he's alright"

"What do you mean key-boy?"

"He's a Narutard, a big one at that.

"Huh?"

"A Narutard is a person who is a big fan of the anime Naruto, normally they'll dress up, or act like a character from Naruto, in Riku's case he is Kakashi, a silver headed, pervert." Sora elaborated.

"And how do you know this?" Kairi asked confused.

Sora smiled. "Simple, he has silver hair, one blue contact, and under the blind fold is a contact that looks like the Sharingan. Also that orange book he carries around is porn, written by our very own Xemnas."

"XEMNAS?!?!? I don't believe it."

Sora smiled again. "Oh Kairi, believe it."

There ya go my second attempt at humor, and my first KH fic Hope you like it. Don't aske about the wired idea, but my frined and I wrote it during class, today was our first day back so we wrote a fic together, cause we got bored. Oh ya, I have another idea, how about Sora the Digidestined?

Well please read and review, also if you guys have any Ideas like a character from KH should act like a character from another anime, give me the characters, and the anime and I'll try my best...

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