Hey, this is my first one shot so please don't flame.

Also, I made a few physical changes to the characters, they all look human. So, picture what the SML characters would look like as Humans.

Anyway, Jeffy is my least favorite character in SML. And I personally think Jeffy just ruined the channel, so I'm making this.

Before we start, this may cause depression, so be ready.

Anyway, here we go.

On a white couch, sat a 27 year old man with short black hair, a goatee, wearing black pants, a red t shirt, and a black flannel. This is Mario. His red hat was on the table.

Next to him, was a twelve year old boy, wearing a yellow t shirt, a blue helmet, and black shorts. This is Jeffy.

The day they have had was... interesting. Jeffy's old mom came back, because his dad was a famous painter and he left millions of dollars to Jeffy when he shot himself making a painting called "The Suicide." Nanny was quite abusive, but Mario fed up with Jeffy's behavior, let him go with her. Jeffy escaped and came back to the house. Mario called the cops on Nancy, who just got arrested. They are now waiting for the officer to come back.

"Um, daddy? Is old mommy going to jail?" Jeffy asked.

"I don't know Jeffy." Mario shook his head.

Then, Officer Brooklyn T Guy came in and said, "Alright, she's getting arrested for child abuse, prostitution, and a number of other things."

Mario turned his head to Jeffy and said "Yes."

"Great." Jeffy simply replied.

"But, what does this mean for Jeffy?" Mario asked.

"Oh. Well, the good news for you is, now that I know Jeffy's not your kid, you don't have to take care of him anymore." Brooklyn replied.

"Wh.. Really?" Mario said.

"Yeah, I can send him straight to Foster care. Or, if you want you could adopt him." Brooklyn proposed.

Mario looked down thinking about it, then he replied, "No, I think foster care would be best. Um, they'll take care of him, right?"

Brooklyn looked a little hesitant, but said, "Well, kind of. It not great, honestly. It's not as good as this."

Mario sighed and said, "Well, I lived with Jeffy for about a year and it really wasn't that great so I think foster care would be better." Brooklyn said "Yeah."

Jeffy pleaded, " No, daddy, please let me live with you. I promise I'll be the best boy ever, daddy."

Mario sighed and said to Brooklyn, "Excuse me, can you leave us alone for a minute?"

Brooklyn looked a little suspicious, but said, "Sure. Oh, by the way, can I have some food from your kitchen? I'm famished."

Mario nodded, "Alright, help yourself. Oh, there are some beers in the fridge if you want."

Brooklyn got off the couch, "Okay, thanks." As Brooklyn went into the kitchen, Mario looked to Jeffy and sighed.

"Jeffy, I know your mother is horrible, but you have to understand. I just can't take it anymore. You're going to foster care." Mario explained to Jeffy. He didn't take it well.

"But daddy! Please, I really want to live with you. I promise I'll be good." Jeffy pleaded. Mario finally decided he has had enough.

"No! In fact, I don't know why I didn't do this the day you showed up! I let you into my house, I fed you, gave you presents, gave you a bed, and gave you a phone! And how did you repay me?! You make messes, threw and broke my stuff, threw tantrums, refused to listen to me, got me in trouble with the police, my girlfriend, and media, locked me out of the house, sweared and cussed at me, and you never fucking APOLOGIZED! And you expected me to just forgive you?! That's not gonna cut it, Jeffy! You. Are. Going. To. Foster care! IS THAT CLEAR?!" Mario screamed at Jeffy, who just sat there looking terrified.

"Okay, daddy..." Jeffy simply replied.

Mario simply exhaled through his nose, "Good. Go pack your stuff."

Jeffy just nodded and went upstairs, Mario sat back on the couch putting his face in his hands.

5 days later:

Mario helped Brooklyn pack Jeffy's stuff in the van. They heaved the last bag.

"Alright that's it. All his stuff is packed." Brooklyn said.

"Thank you, Brooklyn." Mario replied, handing the 700 dollars he owed him, he then called Jeffy,"Come out, Jeffy. It time to go."

Rosalina then came out with Jeffy, who was wearing a blue tuxedo.

Jeffy then said, "Bye, daddy. Bye, mommy."

"See ya, Jeffy." Mario said, taking off his hat.

"Goodbye, Jeffy." Rosalina said, in tears.

The rest of the gang saw Jeffy go.

Junior and Joseph simply waved.

Cody took off his glasses and closed his eyes..

Bowser just crossed his arms, and looked down.

Toad wiped a tear from his eye.

Black Yoshi mocked saluted.

Shrek said, "Goodbye, little donkey."

Woody tipped his new cowboy hat.

Tony just smilies sadly and waved.

Jeffy got in the van, looking at them one last time before Brooklyn closed the door and started the van.

As the van drove away, Rosalina hugged Mario, sobbing uncontrollably as her boyfriend comforted her.

I'm gonna be honest. No matter what anyone says to me, I can't like Jeffy. But, I'd be wronged if I said this didn't depress me.

Have a nice day.