This is for a friend who's been having tons of homework at school so I decided to make this in order to cheer them up a little~ So excuse the huge amount of crack in it.
Disclaimer - If I owned Dyantsy Warriors there'd be a whole lot more slash init but alas there is not~
It was a while into the fight and already Wu seemed to be in over their heads though the Wei soldiers were few but it seemed that their officers made up that. Zhang Liao had spilt the Wu forces in half by destroying the bridge; he'd then proceeded to chase Sun Quan. He'd only paused every now and again to deflect Ling Tong's attacks before returning to the chase. Fortunately Ling Tong had been able to distract Zhang Liao long enough for the now beaten Sun Quan to escape his sight.
Looking back over his shoulder, Sun Quan slowed to a halt. He fell to his knees, panting heavily.
"Hey!"
At the voice, Sun Quan jerked his head up and yelped as he saw his chaser. He hurriedly got to his feet and drew his sword. At seeing this Zhang Liao simply raised an eyebrow as he continued to move closer to the redhead.
"You dropped this." Zhang Liao said, holding out his hand once he was stood infront of Sun Quan's sword.
"Wha?" Sun Quan mumbled in confusion at the sight of his tiger collar.
"You can have it back you know. Just put your sword away." When his words got the redhead to stare in disbelief, he let go of his spear letting it fall to the ground beside him. "If I wanted to attack you I would have done it by now."
"You expect me to believe that you, an officer of Wei, chased me down just to return something to me?" Sun Quan scoffed but lowered his sword slightly anyways.
"I do as it's what is happening, no?" Zhang Liao sighed in annoyance. "There's no where nearby that has enough room to hide a suitably sized ambush force and I brought no one with me."
"…" Sun Quan glanced at his surroundings before sighing and lowering his sword so that it was pointing at the ground. "I'm not putting it away."
"Fine." Zhang Liao sighed deeply before pushing his hat back slightly. "Here." He waved the collar, encouraging the redhead to take it back. "Though I have to say you're not getting it for free."
"Hmm obviously." Sun Quan tutted before frowning and tilting his head. "What do you want? Though I doubt it's anything I can actually give you."
Zhang Liao chuckled before throwing the collar at Sun Quan who nearly dropped it before clutching it tightly. "Oh don't you worry it's nothing you can't give." With that said Zhang Liao darted forward, wrapped a hand around Sun Quan's sword hand to stop him from using the weapon.
"Hey!" Sun Quan started but was quickly cut off by the Wei officer kissing him. The redhead's eyes widened in shock as a blush quickly spread over his cheeks.
After a short while Zhang Liao pulled back smirking slightly. "Told you it would be something easily givable." He chuckled when Sun Quan simply mumbled, still in shock. "Good bye then." He lifted a hand before turning around and strolling off.
"What the hell just happened?" Sun Quan rubbed his forehead before sighing in confusion and making his way back to the battlefield.