Kumogakure: List of things NOT to do
AN: I just thought of what Kumo's forbidden list might be. I've read some of these about Konoha, so yeah.
1. No more illegally obtained baby turtles. They are a protected species and they distract the kunoichi to no end.
2. Mountain lions/cougars/wolves are NOT appropriate pets.
2a. Bobcats/wolverines/mountain goats are.
3. Playing on the wires and metal framework above the village is dangerous, even for a shinobi.
4. Cats are not to be harmed. It is your own fault when Yugito hurts you for it.
5. Selling tickets to 'the best enka rapping ever' is not acceptable. *cough* Omoi and Karui *cough* Especially if it is Bee performing.
6. Letting Academy students have free reign of the Raikage Mountain with permanent markers is forbidden. Forever.
7. Having slumber parties in the girls restroom is not allowed. Even if you're a girl.
8. No more taking money from the budget to do stupid things like turning the girls restroom into a dressing room/spa/relaxation area.
9. Flash mobbing the central market with Bee's enka will be dealt with using excessive force.
9a. That goes for flash mobbing Bee's 'music' anywhere.
10. When Konoha delegations come to Kumo, avoid the Hyuugas. Don't look at them, don't talk to them, and for Kami's sake: DO NOT MAKE ANY EYE STEALING JOKES.