How it should have been
We all know how the story of Naruto goes in the show but this is how it could have gone.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or I would not be on a site called fan fiction there for I am a fan.
It was October 10th and the hospital in Konoha that was usually quiet was a bustle with activity for you see there had been a great war that just ended a couple of days ago. So there were many injured ninjas in the hospital, on top of that there had been a baby boom due to the fact that lots of people had been stuck in their houses with not much to do. So among all the screams of agony and curses were the loud cries of babies. Many husbands were there pacing and worried something bad would happen. It was just in their nature to worry.
One such man who was here that was having serious problems was none other than Minato Namikaze the 4th Hokage of Konoha. He was the fastest and one of the strongest ninja in the world but when Tsunade told him, he was going to be a farther he promptly fainted on the spot. Now he mused Tsunade probably had the same thing happen with all the other clan heads when she had told them the same thing. So even with the best medic nin in the world helping with the birth of your own child Minato was still scared that there could be a problem.
'I wonder how long sensei is going to keep this up?' thought a certain mask wearing jounin. "Sensei calm down please?" sighed Kakashi.
"He is right sensei you are getting worked up over nothing. Rin and Tsunade-san are two of the best both of them will be fine." Minato stops moving and breaths in before…he starts to chuckle. Now all the jounin are a little unnerved. Even Sarutobi is a little uneasy.
'What is going on Minato-kun?' he thought as two more ninja arrive. They too are startled by the sudden out burst as well.
"To tell you the truth I stopped worrying about that a wile ago." Now all the ninja were listening. The chain smoker Asuma had turned towards his Hokage while Gai had calmed down. Anko also seemed to be listening as well. Even Ibiki and Yamato were quiet waiting to hear what their Hokage was going to say. "I just started thinking and I pity you guys." he said wile trying not to laugh.
"What do you mean?" asked a very confused Kakashi
"Yeah sensei why are you going to pity us." No one can understand what is so funny or why he would pity them.
"Well you see when I was young I had many unique qualities." Jiraiya chose this time to make his presence known.
"Ah yes that smartass mouth of yours you had when you were younger so many times I just wanted to beat that missing respect in to you. It was that mouth of yours that made me think you would not become Hokage." Jiraiya stops here and then finishes his rant. "But now you respect your elders."
"You are some what right sensei." Seeing Jiraiya's confused face he continues. "I respect my elders if they respect me the only exception is you Ero-Sennin." Jiraiya's face went through a range of emotions from confusion, to shock, then to anger at being called a pervert…again.
"That's it I am going to beat some god damn respect in to you." He got in to his fighting stance and tried to move key word Tried but his old teammate didn't want to watch the spectacle again. "Let me go Orochimaru I am going to kick his ass." Orochimaru sighed at his teammates childness
"Jiraiya we both know you would barely hit him ssso jusst give it up." he said with the long s he always used.
"I will to hit him." Jiraiya shouted back at the snake like man.
Orochimaru just sighed and said "Jiraiya even if you hit him you would be disssturbing the peace of the hossspital and you remember what ssshe ssaid ssshe would do to you if you did that right?" He stated/asked Jiraiya. Jiraiya visibly paled stating he remembered what she had said. At this point fireworks started going off through out the village.
"Sounds like our special guest is here." Minato said.
"Um maybe it's just me but he could of easily snuck in with out being seen right sensei?" Obito asked. While Minato pondered how to answer a voice behind Obito and Kakashi which would be pretty hard to do seeing as how their was only 7 inches between them and the wall but the voice was what made a chill go down their backs. It was deep and demonic sounding.
"Of course I can sneak in but I just love a big party so I thought I'd let them see a clone of myself." Kyuubi chuckled. "In fact he should be nearing the center of the village soon and then my clone will give his surprise." "It should be in 5...4...3...2...1...now!" he yelled as a explosion was heard.
Outside
"The Kyuubi is here!" Some random villager shouted.
"Start the fireworks!" another shouted.
'HAHAHA they have no clue about what is going on.' The Kyuubi clone chuckled he could not wait for the surprise. As he reaches the center of town the real Kyuubi starts the count down. 'In fact he should be nearing the center of the village soon and then my clone will give his surprise.' 'It should be in 5...4...3...2...1...now!' As the real Kyuubi shouts now the clone makes the one needed hand seal to cause the explosion. Boom! In front of halve the village and the council the mighty Kyuubi implodes covering every one within 5 feet in red blood.
"AHHHH!" Somebody screams starting a panic throughout the entire village.
Inside
Back inside everybody looks at the Kyuubi who has a way too innocent look on his face which just doesn't fit with his demon persona. "Kyuubi what did you do?" asked Minato. The Kyuubi was saved from answering when 3 year old Hikaru Namikaze and Itachi Uchia come running in looking scared.
"Unkle Minato the fuzzy fox dude just went boom and thrue blood everywhere." With him using motion to get more effect and exaggerate the explosion.
The Kyuubi wanting to be noticed said in a fake shocked tone "I did that sounds painful." When Hikaru saw the fox dude standing their with out a scratch he stares in wonder as dose Itachi.
Quicker than any of the ninja present or Kyuubi him self could see Hikaru was on the foxes back and poking him.
"He's wrel all wright." Hikaru states shaking his head in an up and down motion as Itachi moves closer to check him self.
The Kyuubi starts to regret saying anything because now both kids are continually poking him and puling his hair. Finally he figured out how to stop the kids. "Hey do you two want to do the cool trick I did outside?" He asked the kids. Both shake their heads yes. "Ok put your hands in a cross shape ok." He says. Both kids do as told and put their hands in a cross shape. "Now mold your chakra and say Kagebushin no jutsu."
"Ok" both reply and mold their chakra and yell "Kagebushin no jutsu!"
Kyuubi expects nothing to happen as do all the ninja present what they see surprises them one perfect clone each of Hikaru and Itachi standing there. "Ok now waht?" Hikaru asks. The Kyuubi still caught off guard stammers a little.
"Ok um now you ah bite your finger and smear some blood on the… the clone." The kids do as tolled and smear some blood on the clones. "Ok now watch closely to what I do." The Kyuubi runs thru a few handseals and says "Clone blood infusion jutsu. Now you do it."
Both run through the handseals and say "Clone blood infusion jutsu." and the blood on the clones sink in to the clones. "Cool!" Hikaru screams then Itachi hits him in the back of the head.
"Be quiet Hikaru we're in a hospital."
"Your right Itachi my bad."
"Ok now to finish the jutsu do this one seal and say clone implosion jutsu." the Kyuubi shows them the handseal.
Hikaru and Itachi practice it a couple of times to make sure they got it then Hikaru says "Lets go show the others Itachi."
"Yeah lets go" Itachi replies and all four of them run out of the hospital.
"Somebody please follow them?" Minato asks.
"I will do it Hokage-sama." Ebisu says before running off after them.
"Don't worry Minato they will be fine." Kyuubi reassures him.
"Your right Kyuubi now what were we talking about before you showed up hmm."
"We were talking about your traits when you were a kid and why you would pity us sensei." Obito states
"Right I just finished on how you were as smart ass and had no respect for your elders." Jiraiya says
"That's right anyway I was also a trouble maker and loved to pull pranks all the time so my son might also like to do that."
"Uh couldn't you tell him not to sensei?" Kakashi ask with a bit of hope in his voice.
"Now where would be the fun in that." Minato replies sinking any hope of his son not pulling pranks since his dad would probably tell him to do some once in a wile just to keep ANBU and the other ninjas on guard at all times incase of enemy ninjas. Before any thing else can be said the rest of the clan heads and most of the council enter the hospital to talk with the Hokage. Seeing the Kyuubi standing there is a shock to most of the council who thought he was really dead. Of course none of the clan heads, Danzo, or the 2 elders were surprised to see Kyuubi.
Fugaku then ask "Who taught Hikaru and Itachi the shadow clone jutsu and did you have to do that Kyuubi?"
The Kyuubi chuckles a little bit and replies "I did and yes I had to do that it was to funny." Most of the people sweat drop at Kyuubi"s answer acting like he didn't just cause a village wide panic. This answer of course makes Danzo angry.
"You had to had to you could of caused people to get injured and the ninja are having a hell of a time trying to calm them down and you think it's funny!" Danzo was beyond pissed at this point but the Kyuubi loved a good argument so he had to answer back.
"Yes I had to do that what if I had been an enemy instead of a harmless little joke it could have been an exploding clone and killed about half the village. It was your fault you didn't even have the ninja's try to see if I was real or not and you Danzo leader of ROOT you should have made sure of every little detail it's not my fault you do not have a good ability to protect your own people next time before you blame somebody else for something you should make sure that you know exactly what is going on and if people are who they say they are" Here Kyuubi chuckled a little "or look like they appear to be." Now everybody expects Danzo to argue back because he is very strong on what he fells and says and usually keeps arguing his point no mater how much support he has. When he says nothing most of the people are shocked to see Danzo just give up especially since Kyuubi insulted his ability to command and run ROOT.
"You are right Kyuubi I should have made sure everything was ok before you could do any damage." Even more shocking he had agreed with Kyuubi which shocks everybody. Just at this point the light over the operation room Kushina was in went out and out came Tsunade holding a blue bundle indicating that the child was a boy. Tsunade walks over to the group and gives the hokage his child.
"Kushina is fine Rin is talking to her she knows that the sooner Kyuubi-san seals him self the easier it will be both for him and the child."
"Thank you Tsunade." The Hokage says
"Your welcome Minato." Tsunade says back she is one of the few who call the hokage by his name.
"Now what to name you?" the Hokage whispers to himself. "Hum how about I let you chose?" he ask the child. He smiles up at him as if he could understand and his farther and was agreeing with him. "Ok how about Akio" He seems to give it thought before blowing a raspberry "No huh how about Aoi, Arata, Daichi, Goro, Hachiro. His son seems to say no to all of these names "What about Haruto." He seems to like it some what so Minato changes the name a little "Naruto." His son claps his hands and gigles a little.
"Ok then little man Naruto it is." He hands Naruto over to Kyuubi
"Hey there little guy now I know you cant understand what I'm saying but I have to do a sealing jutsu to seal myself in you I'm not going to lie it will hurt a little think you can handle it." Naruto looks at Kyuubi and smiles at him. "I'll take that as a yes." So the Kyuubi cuts his finger and starts to draw a seal on the child and is finished 10 min. later it covers most of his body. "Ok now little man I'm going to do the jutsu get ready ok." Then the Kyuubi starts to do the seals for the sealing. "I will see you guys again in about 5 to 6 years when he and his dad get the special seals done so I can have my own body again so Minato don't start a war while I'm gone ok."
"Don't worry Kyuubi I wont start a war with anybody but even if I did all he has to do is create a shadow clone and you will be able to help out."
"I know but I don't want to come back out in to a war so you better not mess with idiots you got me."
"If they're idiots they will fight us anyways so that doesn't help much Kyuubi Sensei now does it.
"True but still just keep everything under control bye." With that last comment the Kyuubi finished the sealing and entered Naruto who started to cry. The Hokage picks up his son and takes him to his mother to calm him down.
End of chapter one like it hate it leave a comment so I know how to make it better or if it is fine so far and before anyone ask no I do not think all my chapters will be this long I just end them where it seems right to so thanks for reading.
AN: Updated chapter 4/5/17