I am the Boss!
Stupid Spain he is such a bastard! He's always leaving me alone! It's not fair! Even though I've been living with him since I was a child, he has never told me where he goes and he's always gone for at least a week or so.
As of today, it has been a month and I'm starting to run out of food! When I find that stupid 'boss' of mine I will kill him!
I grabbed my car keys and decided to check with that creep France, they are best friends after all. The drive over was long and hot, it was in fact mid summer. Oh how that bastard will pay! The minute I arrived, I was covered in nasty sweat, but I still walked up to the front door and knocked a couple times, France came out half naked with bed head, a pair of boxers barely covering is member.
He rubbed his eyes a bit, "Why look who it is! My adorable little Romano! Look at how big you've gotten! Please, come into my humble home." His think French accent made him barely understandable. He tried to touch Chigi and I immediately slapped his hand away. Demanding he tell me where in the hell Spain was!