Calvin Kenobi
Calvin was sitting on the couch watching his nature program when Hobbes came in. "Hey wanna watch star wars?" He asked. Calvin got all excited, "YEAH YEAH YEAH!" That night they had a marathon of star wars. First they watched 1-6 and had a trivia game. They went to bed wanting one of those toy light sabers. The next day when they woke up, they got dressed it was a normal day. It was never a normal Saturday. They watched cartoons until noon. At the end of a cartoon their was an add for light sabers. Calvin didn't get to the end of it because he grabbed Hobbes and they were off faster then a speeding bullet. Racing in Calvin's mind, spaceman spiff is going to the hardware store to get his ship upgraded. They got to the store and raced inside. While in their spaceman spiff spots a new death ray charger and zap ray sword. Calvin grabs his dads "borrowed" credit card takes a toy light saber and an extra super soaker. "Aren't you a little young for buying that stuff with a credit card?" The clerk asked. "I'm rich." Replied Calvin. The clerk said, "OOOOOHHHHH!" Calvin ran off and went home. His parents asked him where he got that stuff. "Uhhhh Tommy Chesnutt got tired of these toys and so he gave them to me." His parents looked suspicious but just shrugged it off when he told them Tommy Chesnutt was going to buy a better version. Calvin ran upstairs and took his galaxy remote and… Have I ever told you about a galaxy remote? No? Ok, a galaxy remote is like a remote that can do anything in the galaxy. Calvin took it and analyzed the light saber. What showed up on the screen was…
Light saber: thin metal rod much like a flashlight but right on top of the light there is a diamond that changes the color and changes the light into a deadly saber that if hit by one you will most certainly die.
"COOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!!!" said Calvin and Hobbes.
Calvin turned the light saber on and started swishing it through the air and making swooshing noises. Hobbes backed up and jumped under the bed. Calvin finished and said, "I should make an invention out of this." Calvin looked around and saw that Hobbes was gone. "Oh well." Calvin said and rushed to his desk. Hobbes quietly snuck down stairs and made a quick tuna sandwich. He went upstairs and saw Calvin make the finishing touches of his invention. "Watcha making?" Hobbes asked. Calvin looked up screwdriver still in hand. "A frap-ray blaster on this thing, a deadly 3000 volt bolt will shoot out of the end where the light saber comes out but the light saber will not be on so the bolt wont distenegrate in the light saber." "Oh." Said Hobbes.
"just you wait this is gonna be awesome!" sais Calvin. "And done." He sais.
"Lets try it." Calvin says. He aims it out the window and it shoots out."
Uh-oh