The Stereotypical Tuba Player….

(mind you, this mostly applies to MALE tuba players….)

Knows how to hide alcohol in his tuba case

Thinks the marching band berets are a fashion statement and wears them even when he's not supposed to

Gets used to the constant sight of spit

Loves to "accidentally" bump into the woodwinds with their sousaphones, otherwise known as "Flute Bowling" (the best game in the world)

Finds trumpet players odd

Hates the drum majors

Knows what the range of a tuba is…

Knows how many tuba players it takes to change a light bulb

Is ALWAYS confused during band rehearsals

Gets drool all over the place

Doesn't envy trumpet players for obvious reasons

Is old, angry, and has remarkably big cheeks

Would fight over food during football games until a trumpet player sneaks in a takes it

Disagrees with whatever the other low brass members say, no matter what they're talking about

Has problems with flute players

Is a conceited jerk

Eats ice cream (for those who have read gina-chan's story on ice cream)

Always screw up in marching band no matter what

Forgets most of what the director says and does whatever he feels like doing



~*feel free to add to this*~