Disclaimer: I don't own Spam. Or Sam. Or whatever. I'll leave that to Tolkein Enterprises. I do own Psam though...
Psycho Psam!!! (aka Sycho Sam)
Who can fly and fall down a cliff?
Sam! Psam! Spam!
Who can wear a skirt on a fat midriff?
Sam! Psam! Spam!
He calls it a kilt, but he isn't Scotty.
Sam! Psam! Spam!
Only an idiot would call him a hottie.
Sam! Psam! Spam!
He's a freaky psycho dude.
Sam! Psam! Spam!
But he has cool lines, it's true...
Sam! Psam! Spam!
Can he stab Gollum like no one else can?
Sam! Psam! Spam!
Of course he can... He's Sam, Psam, Spam!
Sam! Psam! Spam!