So I'm back! With another awesome story! This one is Artemis Fowl Humor( hopefully), and it is about Artemis and Holly trying to play chess. So, enjoy.
It is around noon on a bright sunny day that we find two people playing chess in the living room of the magnificent Fowl manor trying to play chess. Let's take a look shall we. One of the people, a boy, is arguing with the other.
"No! Holly! You can't just move your rook past all my pieces and call check!" the boy says.
"Why not, Artemis? I landed on an empty space!" said the girl, Holly.
"Because yo can't just move you're troops behind enemy line during a battle!" the boy, Artemis replied back
"If I teleport them I can!"
"What if it was broken?" questions Artemis.
"But it's not!"
"But what if it was?"
"But it's not!"
"Holly, I can't believe we're sitting here arguing like two year olds! It doesn't work because you can't cheat in real life!" shouts Artemis.
"But this isn't real life!" asked Holly.
"But this is meant to simulate real life!," replies Artemis.
"But it's a board game!" yells Holy.
"But it's a strategy game! You're meant to think about you're next move! You're ment to strategize!" answers Artemis.
Just then, they hear a noise downstairs, and Artemis goes to see what happened. Let's follow him, shall we?
It turns out Mulch had just passed gas, which is not a pleasant thing for anyone within a fifty yard radius, and Artemis is already smelling it. Having figured out what the noise was, he goes back up stairs.
Let's go see the end of this chess game, eh?
Artemis returns to their chess game and sees Holly sitting in her chair with a smug look on her face.
"Checkmate, Artemis," says Holly in a perfectly calm voice, although there is laughter dancing in her eyes.
Artemis studies the board in disbelief for a few seconds before realizing what has happened.
"Holly! You moved all the pieces! You can't do that!" shouts Artemis.
"Why not?" asks Holly.
"Because you can't just move all you're toops while under fire!" replies Artemis.
"I can if I tell them to!" Holly argues.
"Ugh!" groans Artemis, who throws up his arms and stalks out of the room, with Holly laughing behind him.
And that was an afternoon at Fowl Manor.
So, another story done! Tell me how you like it! I thought it was pretty good, even though I wrote it in like half an hour.
Signing out,
Jrfess