(A\N Most. Random. Fanfic. I ever. Wrote O_O Please don't delete this, creaters of FFN!)
Asajj straightend her papers at her desk. "Asajj and Grevious," Dooku said from behind the camera. "You're on in 3... 2... 1."
"Hello you hidious weaklings, welcome to the 8 o'clock news, I'm Asajj Ventress and this is my co-anchor General Grevious." Grevious smiled stupidly and waved. "Well," Grevious began. "There really isn't really much to report except that people are still angry at George Lucas for selling Star Wars to Disney and cancelling it." People booed in the background and shouted er... things about Disney. "And here is Darth Sidious-slash-Palpatine with the weather."
"Well," Sidious-slash-Palpatine deadpanned. "It's going to be rainbows and sunshine in both the FanFiction and FictionPress area, and majorly rainy and depressing in the RealityVille area. Back to you, Asajj." The camera pointed back to Asajj.
"And this is breaking news: Coraline has retired to the bahamas with TPSS's funds. If you see her please report her to the Sanity Police."
*somewhere in the Bahamas*
Coral did a spit take as a mugshot of her appeared on TV. "&%#!"
*back at the Studio*
Asajj continued as if Coral had not did a spit take and stuffed a flamethrower down her furry bra somewhere in the Bahamas. "And now here is Sky Delgado with the Sports."
Sky Delgado was wearing jeans and a shirt that said "Property of Skyrela Tano" and a big fat grin on her face. "Well, I'm not sure if the Star Wars universe has sports, so I'll just make up a few! DroidBall is becoming a big hit, so if you find any Droid parts you can use them as a soccerball! Back to the bald freak and the robo-loser."
Asajj and Grevious: T_T
"And that's it for today's Reports."
Obi-wan turned off the TV with a wide eyes. "SINCE WHEN DO THEY GET THEIR OWN NEWS CHANNEL?!" He complained. Anakin came in with a concerned expression. "Uh, Obi-wan, are you alright?"
"No," Obi-wan replied with his arms crossed. "Asajj and Grevious got their own news channel."
"Well, why not talk to the council about starting a TV show? No one cares for the news anyways." Anakin said.
(A\N *Sighs* Next chapter: Obi-wan hosts auditions for his new soap opera.)