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Lacy here. Katie and I were talking, yes dangerous, we know. Katie was getting all excited about Anderson. We all know that Katie is married to Dave, at least in her head, and I said Dave was not going to take her crushing on Anderson well and boom! Story idea! I'd give you a summary but it would give away the story so have fun!
Disclaimer: I own nothing but my twisted mind.
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Anderson looked up as Dr. Spencer Reid appeared at his side.
"Run." Reid said.
Anderson frowned. "What?"
Reid looked at him, looking like a deer caught in headlights. "Man, do what I say and run."
Anderson's frown deepened. "Run where?"
Reid started pushing the other man. "Anywhere, as long as Agent Rossi doesn't find you."
Anderson's eyes widened. Shit. Without another word, Anderson was gone. Morgan appeared next to Reid and clapped the younger man on the back.
"Nicely played." Morgan said.
Reid smiled. "Thanks."
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Anderson looked around the corner, making sure Agent Rossi wasn't there before carefully moving down the hall.
"I wouldn't go that way."
Anderson turned and saw Agent Emily Prentiss watching him.
"Why not?" Anderson asked.
Emily nodded down the hall. "Dave just went that way about five minutes ago, looking for you. Be best if you head down towards Garcia. He's already checked there."
Anderson nodded. "Alright, thank you."
Emily nodded. "Of course. No one should have to deal with an angry Dave."
Anderson left and Emily let out a snort.
"Sucker."
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JJ watched Anderson moved carefully down the hall. She sighed and looked at Hotch.
"Hotch, come on." she said.
Hotch shook his head. "Sorry JJ. It's either let Dave have at him now and get it over with or deal with a very moody Dave for god only knows how long. For the sanity of the team, we're going the easy way."
JJ ran a hand over her face. "As long as he doesn't do any lasting damage."
Hotch smirked. "Don't hold your breath on that one."
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Anderson sighed as he leaned against the wall in the tiny closed off area between Garcia's office and the main hallway. Since Agent Prentiss said Agent Rossi had already checked down here, he figured he was safe.
Hearing the door from the hall opening, Anderson figured it was Garcia and quickly worked up an excuse for being there. But as he turned to give his reason, he froze.
"We need to have a talk, Anderson." Dave said, rolling up his sleeves.
Anderson gulped. He should have called his mom over the weekend like he promised.
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JJ watched Anderson make his way over to her. It had been two hours since Dave cornered the other man and now Anderson was walking with a limp and looked to be a bit winded.
"Um, Agent Jareau, may I have a word?" Anderson asked.
JJ nodded. "Of course."
Anderson swallowed. "I wanted to apologize for staring at your," he hesitated, his eyes trying to not drift down. "at you the other day. It was unprofessional of me and it won't happen again."
JJ held back the eye roll, knowing Anderson's words were exactly what Dave wanted him to say.
"Apology accepted Anderson." JJ said. "Get back to work."
Anderson left and Dave moved to JJ's side, his arm sliding around her waist as he did.
"You shouldn't have done that." JJ said to her husband.
Dave shrugged. "I don't care if your breasts are growing because you're pregnant, he shouldn't have stared."
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Some much needed laughter for everyone! That was so much fun to write! Let me know what you think, flame policy stands and thanks for reading!
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