A/N: Hey everyone! This is my first fanfiction so please be nice! It's a series of one-shots featuring the Tallest. I don't know if anyone has done this before so...please review! Flames will be frowned upon but constructive criticism is appreciated! Thanks!
Disclaimer: Invader Zim isn't mine. It belongs to Jhonen Vasquez or Viacom. Whoever owns it. It's not me.
The Massive loomed above a planet doomed for conquest. Almighty Tallest Red was standing on the bridge, overseeing the work of the crew. In the distance, he heard a clatter of pots and pans coming from the kitchen. He rolled his crimson eyes in disgust.
What could they possibly be doing now? He thought as he hovered over to the kitchen. There was a mess of cutlery and kitchen utensils on the ground, and a pair of antennae poked through the mess.
"If any of you kitchen workers are trying to wind me up, you have succeeded. Now which one of you made this…" he began to lecture the workers, before he noticed none of them where there. Red's closest friend and fellow Tallest, Purple rose from the mess of kitchenware, an upside down pot on his head and a spoon in his mouth. The violet-eyed Tallest looked very proud of himself. Red simply stared at his co-worker.
"I am afraid to ask what you're doing. But I will anyway. So…" Red paused. "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?" He screamed at the top of his lungs. A few of the crewmembers turned their heads. Red glared at those few. "GET BACK TO WORK!" He ordered. The crew turned back to their stations, rolling their eyes. The scarlet tallest faced his friend again, waiting for a response. Purple spit out the wooden spoon.
"I'm…um…you know I really can't remember anymore. Sorry!" the lilac Tallest chuckled. Red slapped his forehead.
"I don't know what to saw at this point." He grumbled, "But I am going to say something." Purple's eyes lit up.
"What are you going to say?" he chimed in. Red lowered an unseen eyebrow.
"You're an idiot you know that?" the ruby Irken leader muttered. Purple smiled. Red hovered back towards the bridge. He sat down in his chair and sipped his ice-cold glass of soda.
"I know…Hey! You called me an idiot!" Purple yelled back at the ruby colored Irken. Red spit out his soda.
It's rather short I know, and my humor isn't that great but I hoped you liked it!
~Tash