Hey there people of Fanfiction. Ok, so i wrote down another story in my notebook and decided to put it on Fanfiction. Mmkay, after reading a majorly random story about ThunderClan, i decided to write a random skit about a day in FrostClan. So, hope ya laike it, and please review or Smokeflame will not give you the Graystripe plushie.
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~~~in Smokestar's den~~~
Smokestar: *lays down* Ah, it's a beutiful day today...
Silverstripe:*runs in* Smokestar! Smokestar!
Smokestar: What?? What is it??
Silverstripe: Hi *runs out*
Smokestar: What the...?
~~in the warriors den~~
Violettail: Hmm...i'm a little hungry...
Icestorm: *RUNS IN* Hey Violetwhatevertheotherpartwas, i think you should be an elder~
Violettail:Why i never!
Icestorm: Scorchpelt wants to be your mate too!
Violettail: but i love Blazefur!
Icestorm:Omg, that skirt is sooo cute!
Violettail: What?
Icestorm:*bursts into tears* oh no, Smokestar is cheating on me with Silverstorm!
Violettail: Silverstorm is a girl! And Hawktail's mate!
Duskheart: *stalks in* Violettail, my loveley mate, we need more kits!
Violettail: I'M BLAZEFUR'S MATE!!!!
Icestorm: Duskheart, that eyeshadow looks great on you!
Duskheart:Really? It's Mabeline!
Violettail: I need to drink some more beer....
~~in the nursery~~
Snowkit: ZOMG zombie!!!
Stripekit: Butterfly!
Nightkit: Shiny!
Blizzardkit: Hey look, that pink sweater is only 15$~!!
Frostkit: Bark!
Mudkit: Oink!
Littlekit: MOOOOOOO!!!!!
Shimmerstream: Dawnfrost....i think our kits found our marijuana stash...
Dawnfrost: Nooooo!!!!! Thay did! And they smoked the last of it!!
Both queens: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
~~~at the frsh-kill pile~~
Hawktail: *stalks up to a dead mouse* Now prepare to die, Itachi.....
Blazefur Hawktail, what are you doing?
Hawktail: I must kill this man! He murdered my family!!! So now, i must dunk him in a bucket of grenades!
Blazefur: Huh???
Hawktail: But first, he must have my kits! Go away!
Scorchpelt: Hey guys watcha do....Hawktail, what the heck??
Hawktail: I said leave us alone! Itachi must have my kits!
Scorchpelt: Oooh Blazefur look! It's John quincy adams!!!
John quicny adams: DEATH TO AMERICA!!!
Chuck norris: Never! *roundhouse kick*
Smokestar: What has happened to my Clan????
Chuck Norris: Oh no, it's the son of Satan! Run John Quincy Adams run!
Smokestar: I'm a girl....
~~in the forest~~
Slashclaw: Yum...this mouse is good...
Jake(Twoleg): Hi kitty! I'm gonna take you home ad make you read all the Pendragon books!!
S;ashclaw: Wait, what?
Jake: Oh wow, the kitty speaks Greek!
Slashclaw: What? No, i speak cat!
Jake: Sorry kitty, i don't speak Roman.
Slashclaw: Put me down!
Jake: Kitty, i do not speak Sweedish!!!!!
Slashclaw: Oh i give up.....
~~~back in Smokestar's den~~~
Smokestar: What has happned to my Clan??
Icestorm: Smokestar, guess what!
Smokestar:What?
Icestorm:I'm pregnant!!!!!!!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOk, i think i might have gone a little far with this one. Anywys, hoped ya liked it!!
~~~~Smokeflame~~~~