Concentration
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"I know how he does it!"
"What are you talking about, Naruto?"
"Sasuke! I know why he's so liked. By you chicks."
"Because he's a gentleman?"
"…no, Sakura-chan. Because it looks like he's paying attention to everything you say!"
"Not really…"
"Hn."
"See? He's listening!"
"Because you're talking about me, idiot."
"Whatever. Anyway, Sakura-chan, listen. The only reason he's so concentrated like that all the time…"
"If you say constipation one more time, I'll punch you for him, Naruto."
"…is because he's picturing you naked."
"…"
"…"
"See! He doesn't deny it!"
"He doesn't have to! Sasuke, again, is a perfect gentleman! He would never do something so vulgar."
"Hn."
"I'm sticking to it. I do it all the time, and Sasuke's just human, plus he's a guy, so he has to do it too."
"….excuse me? You do what?"
"Um…nothing? Eheh?"
"Run, idiot."
"SHIT, SAKURA-CHAN, I WAS JUST KIDDINGGG."
"Ugh! The nerve of that idiot! I don't kow how you put up with him, Sasuke. How are you best friends again?"
"I haven't figured that out yet."
"Pft."
"…"
"…"
"…he was right, you know."
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Dirty, dirty Sasuke. Set in Shippuuden, lovelies. :D