Chapter 1: On The Road To Dante's Peak
DJ had finally gotten back from Rome in a huge grey city bus. He walked in the door.
"Pack up guys!" he said. "We're going to Dante's Peak!"
On the road.
"Why in the world would we go to the pyro town?" asked Otis.
"I love Dante's Peak!" said DJ.
"Are you sure you don't just love the movie?" asked Otis.
"Okay, I confess." said DJ. "But I just thought you guys would've wanted to see the sights."
"You didn't ever have my vote!" said Teresa.
"You guys, if the volcano errupts, there's things I can do to prevent extreme danger." said DJ.
"Such as?" asked Otis.
"Hovercraft installed in the bus's axles." said DJ.
"Pretty clever!" said Jacob and Nate at the same time.
"Sneaky as a feagle!" said DJ.
"What's a feagle?" asked Pig.
"It's like a fox and an eagle mixed." said DJ.
"Wait, isn't this bus a rental?" asked Abby.
"Abby, it's from Rome!" said DJ. "They won't get it back!"
"Okay, so you've killed and stole." said Abby. "I thought you were our guardian angel."
"Actually, I didn't want to hide the fact that I was a vampire." said DJ. "I'm sort of glad I'm not, because my jaw would be on the back of my head!"
"DJ, I didn't know why you acted so weird. I'm sorry I punched you then." said Abby.
"It's okay." said DJ. "It didn't really hurt."
"You better stop talking to him!" said Daisy to Abby.
"Honey, we're just friends." said DJ.
"Better be." said Daisy.
"You know you're everything to me." said DJ.
"I'd beat you up!" said Otis.
"You're like a fly!" said DJ.
"Shut up! If you guys don't shut up, I'll jump in the volcano myself!" shouted Teresa.
DJ rolled his eyes and got a knife from overhead of the driver's seat and cut his tongue so he could drink some of his own blood.
"Doesn't that hurt?" asked Abby.
"No." said DJ. "I just told you guys I'm a vampire."
"You still got blood." said Abby.
"When someone becomes a vampire, they don't lose all their blood." said DJ. "The only true things are you lose some blood, you grow fangs and you have a never ending craving for blood. That's why I cut myself. I don't want to turn anyone into vampires."
"So, you don't die?" asked Pip.
"Nope. And when you change, you'll never die." said DJ.
"How's come you eat dinner?" asked Pig.
DJ laughed and said "How far do you track behind?"