New Friends
Summary: Duo discovers he has a twin sister and when his sister and her
friends move into the safe house, chaos has a whole new meaning.
Warnings: Extreme Humor(not for the faint of heart), Quatre and Trowa's
instrumetal hip-hop, extremely pissed Heero, breakdancing, Duo and his sister's smelly farts(proceed with caution), wars with Wufei, Duo's TWIN
Sister!
Pairings: established 1x2, 5xS, 5+Jordan, established 3x4,
4+Charleton.
Summary: Heero questions his feelings for Duo in this laughter filled
comedy, and he thinks he might be in love with his twin sister.....
Disclaimer: I will never own Gundam Wing, sadly......
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Duo ran into the kitchen screaming, "Hee-chan, guess what?"
"What?" asked a very grumpy Heero who was sipping coffee and reading the
newspaper.
"I have a twin sister, and she's coming to live with us! She's just like
me!"
Heero choked on the coffee he was drinking, "What do you mean just like
you, and she's coming to live with us?"
"Just exactly what I said Hee-chan! She's bringing two friends too!"
Heero was in absolute horror! One Duo was enough, but two, how could this world keep spinning? "I'm leaving. I won't be back. I'm repainting Wing Zero. See ya!" With that, he grabbed his paper, and he walked the door.
Duo sighed, "Bye Hee-chan!"
"Maxwell!" shouted an all to familiar voice of an angry Chinese man,
"What's this I hear about a sister?"
"Yeah, my twin sister, we're almost exactly alike!"
"I'm going on my stress leave now! I'm going to Sally's." Wufei walked
out the front door.
Duo sat down on the couch. "I can't wait until she gets here. Were gonna
have bundles of fun!
*Meanwhile in the hangar*
"Trowa, Duo's got a sister! A Twin!" Heero said. "She's coming to live
with us!"
"Ok, one Duo is enough, must we have another?" Trowa said blandly.
Heero began to paint again. He sighed as he continued with his work.
*Back in the house*
Duo was dressed in his swimming trunks, getting ready to go swim in the 'kiddie pool' outside. He hears a car pull up in the drive. "She's Here!
She's Here!!!!!!!!" Then he sees a very large U-haul van(ya know the biggest u-haul van there is), and it's pulling a U-Haul trailer. He ran
outside. "Nicole! You're Here!!!!!!!!!"
"Duo!!!" she yelled running up and hugging him, her long 3' braided
pigtails swinging behind her. "I missed you! Hey, were you gonna go
swimming?"
"Yeah! I was, wanna come?"
"My suit is in the van....," she said pointing to the large U-haul.
"Who are your friends?" Duo asked, pointing to a skinny blonde girl, and a
dark headed girl with curly hair, carrying a suitcase.
"That's Jordan,*whispers* she's constantly on PMS," she said pointing to
the blonde. "That's Charleton, she doesn't talk much. She just plays
music all day," she pointed to the curly-headed one.
"Hi," Jordan waved grumpily, "Who might you be?" She had a major attitude
in her voice. She gave him a dirty look.
"Hi," Duo said nervously, lightly laughing as he greeted her.
Then a diesel truck pulled up, it said L2 Moving Company on the side of it.
"Oh that must be our shoes!" Nicole yelled.
"SHOES!!!!!!??????? You own that many shoes?" Duo asked curiously, not
really needing the answer, as he already knew it.
Quatre heard the racket and looked out the window, he nearly fainted. He saw a U-haul truck, a diesel truck, and a big trailer. "Allah, save me!"
He went over to the intercom and shouted into it, "Heero, Trowa, Wufei,
code 002! He has company! Outside now!" Then, he went outside.
Trowa and Heero shortly arrived, Wufei, on the other hand, had gone to
visit Sally.
"Oh Kami-sama!" Heero gasped, looking at all the stuff that it took to move
them in.
"Duo, who are your friends?" Trowa asked, still trying to be polite.
"This is my sister, Nicole!," he said pointing to the pigtailed one. Trowa saw that she was wearing a short black skirt, and a short shirt that showed her stomach, but it was made like Duo's. She had on dark navy blue tights and Mary Jane shoes. "This is Jordan," he pointed at the blonde. She was
wearing tight jeans with a shirt that said 'Do I look like a morning person?'. Trowa kindly looked away, he knew she was a blonde with a bad attitude. "And, that, is Charleton," he said pointing to the curly haired girl. She was wearing loose black pants with a black button-up shirt. She
has a suitcase in one hand and a guitar case in the other.
Quatre smiled, "This may not be that bad, that Charleton girl looks like a
musician. We might be able to start that band after all!"
Heero sighed, "Two Duo's, two Duo's....," that phrase was all that could be heard from him for the next half hour. Quatre and Trowa knew he would be
the first to crack and go crazy.
*Whilst unloading the truck*
Quatre opens the truck door. A avalanche of clothes and cosmetic supplies falls on him, burying him deeply within the mass. He raises up a pair of
white
underwear on the end of a brush, a muffled, 'I surrender' is heard.
"You messed up my master organization!!!" Nicole screamed.
"That's my sister!!!" Duo yells.
Jordan crosses her arms and looks at the heap with disgust.
Charleton rolls her eyes.
Heero gets out his cell phone and calls the Preventers, requesting for
backup.
"Who has that many clothes?" Trowa yelled.
"I don't," Charleton said. She began walking toward the trailer that was on the back of the enormous U-haul van. She opened the door of it and took
out some small cases and began to walk back up to the house.
"Can someone help me?" Quatre yelled under the heap of underwear that had
fallen on him. Trowa ran over and unburied him.
"Hey, nice thong!" Nicole yelled.
"It's soo cute Mask Man, Oh, and look, it's cow printed!" Duo squealed.
"Hey that's mine!" Nicole yelled. Quatre noticed he had a bra strap hanging on his arm, it was cow printed as well. He had a tampon hanging
out of his ear, and when he was walking back to the house, he had a pad
stuck to his butt.
"That's it," Quatre yelled! "I'm calling the Maguanacs!"
*Later that day*
Charleton was pulling her piano down the hallway. Quatre and Trowa stood at the end of the hallway. "Want anything gentlemen?" she asked the two at
the end of the hall.
"Want some help?" they both asked.
"I guess," she said pointing to all the music supplies and instrument cases
behind her. They both gasped. "Are you gonna help me?"
"Sure! She's mine!" Trowa yelled.
"No, she's mine!" Quatre yelled, and they both fought down the hallway as
they ran to help Charleton.
They picked up as many cases as they could and followed her down the hall.
"Hey sis, wanna swim now?" Duo asked.
"Sure!" and she runs a picks up her swimsuit out of the pile in the middle
of the driveway. "I didn't know you had a pool!"
Duo ran inside quickly, followed by his sister. Duo got the kiddie pool and brought it into the living room. He started blowing it up. Soon, they had a pool in the living room. Duo brings the water hose in the house and hooks it up to the sink and turns it on. Then, the pool is now filled up,
about 1' 2'' of water.
"Sis, the pools ready!" Duo said quickly trying his best not to smile too much. "Butt Bomb!!!!!!!!" Duo screamed and leaped into the air. At this same moment, Quatre was walking down the hallway and into the living room. Duo splashed down, sending Nicole into a laughing fit. He splashed ALL of the water in the pool on Quatre. Quatre continued walking. Duo felt his
butt in pain. He noticed that there was huge dent in the floor. So, he lifted up the pool. He had put a hole in the floor, the shape of his butt.
He put a rug over the hole.
"Oh my god Duo!!!" Nicole yelled, laughing so hard she can barely stand,
"That was a classic! Do it again!!"
"Sis, let's go do something else. I know, we can paint Wufei's room
pink!!!!" Duo suggested, knowing that this idea would be the funniest.
"Oh fun! Who's Wufei?"
"Some evil guy that rants about justice all the time." Duo stated.
"Let's go!" Nicole yelled. They grabbed the paint and brushes from Duo's
room, and then headed to the end of the hall to Wufei's room. Nicole
smiled.
Duo opened the paint can and dipped a brush in it, "C'mon, Nicole, what are you waiting for?" Nicole grabbed a brush and also dipped it in the paint.
She began to coat the plain white walls.
Within 20 minutes they were done. "Wufei's gonna be pissed!" Duo smiled happily. He grabbed the paint and utensils and threw them back into his
room.
They both walk into the kitchen and saw Quatre, they looked at him as if
nothing happened. Duo innocently smiled at Quatre, and then waved.
"Whatcha makin?" Nicole asked.
"Steak and Gravy!" Quatre declared, still throughly pissed from earlier.
"Ohhh, Can we help?" Duo yelled, overcome with excitement.
"No," Quatre grinned, "What do you know about cooking?"
"Alot!" They both proclaimed.
"So, how do you make ice cream?" Quatre drilled, he knew this answer would
be really funny.
Duo scratched his head. "Yeah, you take it out of the bucket and put it in a bowl. You put sprinkles and chocolate syrup on it. Then, Enjoy!!!" Duo
was happy with himself, he explained how to make ice cream!
Quatre sweatdropped, "I bet you don't even know your five basic food
groups!"
Nicole jumped at this question, "I know, they are Fresh, Frozen, Fast, Junk, and Microwaveable!!" Duo smiled at his sister. They were a team.
"Get out of my kitchen!" Quatre yelled. "Go bother Trowa or Heero!"
The sad twins walked out of the kitchen and headed towards Trowa and
Quatre's room. They head a piano playing as they walked down the hall.
"Trowa," Nicole said with a sweet, high-pitched voice, "Play me some of rap
music!!"
Trowa rasied an eyebrow, "You want me to play rap on the flute?!"
"Yeah," Nicole smiled.
Trowa picks up his flute and begins to play(the song that he and Quatre
play in the series, called Sparkling Harmony.), and Charleton plays the
violin part on the piano. Nicole and Duo begin breakdancing.
"Go, Go, Go, Go, Shorty, It's your birthday, we gonna party like it's your
birthday," Duo.
A curious Heero now walks in the room, staring at Duo breakdancing. 'That
baka,' he thought, 'He looks so good while he does that.' "Duo," Heero
smiled.
"Hee-chan!" Duo yelled. "I thought you were going to repaint Wing?" Duo
ran up to Heero.
"No, I couldn't stop thinking about you. I can't be away from you!"
*In the Kitchen*
"I'm home!" Wufei yelled. "Quatre, do you have dinner ready?"
"Not yet," Quatre said, turning around to look at Wufei.
Wufei began walking down the hallway, and saw Heero and Duo kissing. Nicole walked out into the hall, and saw the Wufei had a nosebleed. She
shoved a tampon up his nose, and he looked at her very angrily.
"Wufei, it'll help stop your nosebleeds! There's more in the bathroom!"
Nicole said.
"Maxwell!!!!!"
"Yipes..." Nicole squeaked, and ran into Duo's room.
"This is injustice!"
"Umm, Wufei," Duo added, "You have a tampon in your nose...."
Wufei's face turned red, "That's it! I can't take it anymore!" Then, he
went
into his room.
A loud scream was heard from Wufei's room! Nicole and Duo giggled, because
they painted his room pink.
Summary: Duo discovers he has a twin sister and when his sister and her
friends move into the safe house, chaos has a whole new meaning.
Warnings: Extreme Humor(not for the faint of heart), Quatre and Trowa's
instrumetal hip-hop, extremely pissed Heero, breakdancing, Duo and his sister's smelly farts(proceed with caution), wars with Wufei, Duo's TWIN
Sister!
Pairings: established 1x2, 5xS, 5+Jordan, established 3x4,
4+Charleton.
Summary: Heero questions his feelings for Duo in this laughter filled
comedy, and he thinks he might be in love with his twin sister.....
Disclaimer: I will never own Gundam Wing, sadly......
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Duo ran into the kitchen screaming, "Hee-chan, guess what?"
"What?" asked a very grumpy Heero who was sipping coffee and reading the
newspaper.
"I have a twin sister, and she's coming to live with us! She's just like
me!"
Heero choked on the coffee he was drinking, "What do you mean just like
you, and she's coming to live with us?"
"Just exactly what I said Hee-chan! She's bringing two friends too!"
Heero was in absolute horror! One Duo was enough, but two, how could this world keep spinning? "I'm leaving. I won't be back. I'm repainting Wing Zero. See ya!" With that, he grabbed his paper, and he walked the door.
Duo sighed, "Bye Hee-chan!"
"Maxwell!" shouted an all to familiar voice of an angry Chinese man,
"What's this I hear about a sister?"
"Yeah, my twin sister, we're almost exactly alike!"
"I'm going on my stress leave now! I'm going to Sally's." Wufei walked
out the front door.
Duo sat down on the couch. "I can't wait until she gets here. Were gonna
have bundles of fun!
*Meanwhile in the hangar*
"Trowa, Duo's got a sister! A Twin!" Heero said. "She's coming to live
with us!"
"Ok, one Duo is enough, must we have another?" Trowa said blandly.
Heero began to paint again. He sighed as he continued with his work.
*Back in the house*
Duo was dressed in his swimming trunks, getting ready to go swim in the 'kiddie pool' outside. He hears a car pull up in the drive. "She's Here!
She's Here!!!!!!!!" Then he sees a very large U-haul van(ya know the biggest u-haul van there is), and it's pulling a U-Haul trailer. He ran
outside. "Nicole! You're Here!!!!!!!!!"
"Duo!!!" she yelled running up and hugging him, her long 3' braided
pigtails swinging behind her. "I missed you! Hey, were you gonna go
swimming?"
"Yeah! I was, wanna come?"
"My suit is in the van....," she said pointing to the large U-haul.
"Who are your friends?" Duo asked, pointing to a skinny blonde girl, and a
dark headed girl with curly hair, carrying a suitcase.
"That's Jordan,*whispers* she's constantly on PMS," she said pointing to
the blonde. "That's Charleton, she doesn't talk much. She just plays
music all day," she pointed to the curly-headed one.
"Hi," Jordan waved grumpily, "Who might you be?" She had a major attitude
in her voice. She gave him a dirty look.
"Hi," Duo said nervously, lightly laughing as he greeted her.
Then a diesel truck pulled up, it said L2 Moving Company on the side of it.
"Oh that must be our shoes!" Nicole yelled.
"SHOES!!!!!!??????? You own that many shoes?" Duo asked curiously, not
really needing the answer, as he already knew it.
Quatre heard the racket and looked out the window, he nearly fainted. He saw a U-haul truck, a diesel truck, and a big trailer. "Allah, save me!"
He went over to the intercom and shouted into it, "Heero, Trowa, Wufei,
code 002! He has company! Outside now!" Then, he went outside.
Trowa and Heero shortly arrived, Wufei, on the other hand, had gone to
visit Sally.
"Oh Kami-sama!" Heero gasped, looking at all the stuff that it took to move
them in.
"Duo, who are your friends?" Trowa asked, still trying to be polite.
"This is my sister, Nicole!," he said pointing to the pigtailed one. Trowa saw that she was wearing a short black skirt, and a short shirt that showed her stomach, but it was made like Duo's. She had on dark navy blue tights and Mary Jane shoes. "This is Jordan," he pointed at the blonde. She was
wearing tight jeans with a shirt that said 'Do I look like a morning person?'. Trowa kindly looked away, he knew she was a blonde with a bad attitude. "And, that, is Charleton," he said pointing to the curly haired girl. She was wearing loose black pants with a black button-up shirt. She
has a suitcase in one hand and a guitar case in the other.
Quatre smiled, "This may not be that bad, that Charleton girl looks like a
musician. We might be able to start that band after all!"
Heero sighed, "Two Duo's, two Duo's....," that phrase was all that could be heard from him for the next half hour. Quatre and Trowa knew he would be
the first to crack and go crazy.
*Whilst unloading the truck*
Quatre opens the truck door. A avalanche of clothes and cosmetic supplies falls on him, burying him deeply within the mass. He raises up a pair of
white
underwear on the end of a brush, a muffled, 'I surrender' is heard.
"You messed up my master organization!!!" Nicole screamed.
"That's my sister!!!" Duo yells.
Jordan crosses her arms and looks at the heap with disgust.
Charleton rolls her eyes.
Heero gets out his cell phone and calls the Preventers, requesting for
backup.
"Who has that many clothes?" Trowa yelled.
"I don't," Charleton said. She began walking toward the trailer that was on the back of the enormous U-haul van. She opened the door of it and took
out some small cases and began to walk back up to the house.
"Can someone help me?" Quatre yelled under the heap of underwear that had
fallen on him. Trowa ran over and unburied him.
"Hey, nice thong!" Nicole yelled.
"It's soo cute Mask Man, Oh, and look, it's cow printed!" Duo squealed.
"Hey that's mine!" Nicole yelled. Quatre noticed he had a bra strap hanging on his arm, it was cow printed as well. He had a tampon hanging
out of his ear, and when he was walking back to the house, he had a pad
stuck to his butt.
"That's it," Quatre yelled! "I'm calling the Maguanacs!"
*Later that day*
Charleton was pulling her piano down the hallway. Quatre and Trowa stood at the end of the hallway. "Want anything gentlemen?" she asked the two at
the end of the hall.
"Want some help?" they both asked.
"I guess," she said pointing to all the music supplies and instrument cases
behind her. They both gasped. "Are you gonna help me?"
"Sure! She's mine!" Trowa yelled.
"No, she's mine!" Quatre yelled, and they both fought down the hallway as
they ran to help Charleton.
They picked up as many cases as they could and followed her down the hall.
"Hey sis, wanna swim now?" Duo asked.
"Sure!" and she runs a picks up her swimsuit out of the pile in the middle
of the driveway. "I didn't know you had a pool!"
Duo ran inside quickly, followed by his sister. Duo got the kiddie pool and brought it into the living room. He started blowing it up. Soon, they had a pool in the living room. Duo brings the water hose in the house and hooks it up to the sink and turns it on. Then, the pool is now filled up,
about 1' 2'' of water.
"Sis, the pools ready!" Duo said quickly trying his best not to smile too much. "Butt Bomb!!!!!!!!" Duo screamed and leaped into the air. At this same moment, Quatre was walking down the hallway and into the living room. Duo splashed down, sending Nicole into a laughing fit. He splashed ALL of the water in the pool on Quatre. Quatre continued walking. Duo felt his
butt in pain. He noticed that there was huge dent in the floor. So, he lifted up the pool. He had put a hole in the floor, the shape of his butt.
He put a rug over the hole.
"Oh my god Duo!!!" Nicole yelled, laughing so hard she can barely stand,
"That was a classic! Do it again!!"
"Sis, let's go do something else. I know, we can paint Wufei's room
pink!!!!" Duo suggested, knowing that this idea would be the funniest.
"Oh fun! Who's Wufei?"
"Some evil guy that rants about justice all the time." Duo stated.
"Let's go!" Nicole yelled. They grabbed the paint and brushes from Duo's
room, and then headed to the end of the hall to Wufei's room. Nicole
smiled.
Duo opened the paint can and dipped a brush in it, "C'mon, Nicole, what are you waiting for?" Nicole grabbed a brush and also dipped it in the paint.
She began to coat the plain white walls.
Within 20 minutes they were done. "Wufei's gonna be pissed!" Duo smiled happily. He grabbed the paint and utensils and threw them back into his
room.
They both walk into the kitchen and saw Quatre, they looked at him as if
nothing happened. Duo innocently smiled at Quatre, and then waved.
"Whatcha makin?" Nicole asked.
"Steak and Gravy!" Quatre declared, still throughly pissed from earlier.
"Ohhh, Can we help?" Duo yelled, overcome with excitement.
"No," Quatre grinned, "What do you know about cooking?"
"Alot!" They both proclaimed.
"So, how do you make ice cream?" Quatre drilled, he knew this answer would
be really funny.
Duo scratched his head. "Yeah, you take it out of the bucket and put it in a bowl. You put sprinkles and chocolate syrup on it. Then, Enjoy!!!" Duo
was happy with himself, he explained how to make ice cream!
Quatre sweatdropped, "I bet you don't even know your five basic food
groups!"
Nicole jumped at this question, "I know, they are Fresh, Frozen, Fast, Junk, and Microwaveable!!" Duo smiled at his sister. They were a team.
"Get out of my kitchen!" Quatre yelled. "Go bother Trowa or Heero!"
The sad twins walked out of the kitchen and headed towards Trowa and
Quatre's room. They head a piano playing as they walked down the hall.
"Trowa," Nicole said with a sweet, high-pitched voice, "Play me some of rap
music!!"
Trowa rasied an eyebrow, "You want me to play rap on the flute?!"
"Yeah," Nicole smiled.
Trowa picks up his flute and begins to play(the song that he and Quatre
play in the series, called Sparkling Harmony.), and Charleton plays the
violin part on the piano. Nicole and Duo begin breakdancing.
"Go, Go, Go, Go, Shorty, It's your birthday, we gonna party like it's your
birthday," Duo.
A curious Heero now walks in the room, staring at Duo breakdancing. 'That
baka,' he thought, 'He looks so good while he does that.' "Duo," Heero
smiled.
"Hee-chan!" Duo yelled. "I thought you were going to repaint Wing?" Duo
ran up to Heero.
"No, I couldn't stop thinking about you. I can't be away from you!"
*In the Kitchen*
"I'm home!" Wufei yelled. "Quatre, do you have dinner ready?"
"Not yet," Quatre said, turning around to look at Wufei.
Wufei began walking down the hallway, and saw Heero and Duo kissing. Nicole walked out into the hall, and saw the Wufei had a nosebleed. She
shoved a tampon up his nose, and he looked at her very angrily.
"Wufei, it'll help stop your nosebleeds! There's more in the bathroom!"
Nicole said.
"Maxwell!!!!!"
"Yipes..." Nicole squeaked, and ran into Duo's room.
"This is injustice!"
"Umm, Wufei," Duo added, "You have a tampon in your nose...."
Wufei's face turned red, "That's it! I can't take it anymore!" Then, he
went
into his room.
A loud scream was heard from Wufei's room! Nicole and Duo giggled, because
they painted his room pink.