Zac was rapping Eminem and I told him to stop because he can't rap some Eminem songs (this was one of his bad songs). Zac didn't stop. So I started singing, "Now That We're Men" from the Spongebob Squarepants movie. He joined in. When Dad came downstairs, he saw all three of his children with mustaches on their fingers marching and singing a stupid song. Needless to say, he was not proud. He joined in too (:

Disclaimer: I don't own this song or the characters.

Kid Wonder

Dick and Wally both shamefully bowed their heads, their faces as red as the lightning bolt on the eldest's chest.

"Would you like to explain this to me?" Batman asked in a surprisingly calm tone, gesturing to the YouTube video up on the screen.

Scared blue eyes met emerald, but neither dared to look up at the menacing hero in front of them.

"We uh… we were bored," Dick mumbled, setting a hand to his opposite elbow.

Batman nodded slowly, narrowing his eyes.

"I can see that. This is a step-up from your usual boredom. Kid Flash, I have a feeling that you're to blame?" he accused, turning to the ginger, folding his arms over his chest in disapproval.

Wally set a hand to his neck, laughing nervously.

"Heh… um… y-yes sir," he nodded curtly, continuing to stare at his yellow boots.

Batman hummed lightly, taking it all in for a moment.

"I see. And what… inspired you to do this?" he asked with false curiosity.

Both teens exchanged glances again, silently exchanging thoughts as they did so.

"We were…" Dick began, turning his eyes to the left corner, studying a floor tile with a faint crack in it.

"Spongebob movie…" Wally murmured.

"Six cups of coffee," Dick added softly.

"Alone…" Wally continued.

"With a camera…." Dick finished.

Batman blinked for a moment, looking from kid-to-kid.

"So you created a YouTube channel with almost one hundred videos in three hours," he said it more as a statement although it should've been a question.

Both boys nodded slowly.

"I blame the caffeine," Dick said under his breath.

"Fame is fleeting," Wally shrugged, dropping his arm to his side.

The Dark Knight shook his head shamefully.

"Then tell me… who came up with the name 'Kid Wonder'?"

Dick and Wally grinned to themselves.

"I wanted Boy Flash, but Robby boy over here said it was stupid," Wally commented.

Batman glared at him.

"You guys think this is funny? You defiled your good names, and for what purpose?" he scolded them both.

Dick stepped forward ever so slightly.

"Not to… sound rude Batman… but we never really had good names to start with. We barely have names. Wekind of just became heroes… and since you guys have only let us out on a couple good missions, the world doesn't really have anything to call us," he pointed out, glancing back at Wally for approval.

The ginger offered a ghost of a smile and a slight nod. Batman didn't approve.

"The world knew you from the moment you donned that mask," he reminded his ex-sidekick with a glare and a frown of disapprovement. "As for Kid Flash, he was sidekick to the Flash and he's probably just as well known."

Dick scurried back so he was slightly standing beside his best friend, hiding half of his face behind the spandex-covered shoulder. He set a hand to Wally's arm to keep the ginger from moving and revealing his hiding space. Wally glanced down at his hand before turning his eyes back to Batman.

"We're still kids," Wally stood up for the two of them, "We're supposed to be stupid and immature. That's basically how you describe kids."

Batman shook his head.

"You aren't kids. You're heroes. You're out of the playroom. Get used to it," he said in his regular menacing gravelly voice. "Besides, even kids wouldn't do half of the stuff that you two did."

Dick screwed his eyes up, tightening his hold on Wally's arm.

"We weren't that bad-," Wally began.

Batman silenced him with a look. Wally averted his eyes nervously.

"You don't think this is bad?"

He clicked play on the video he had up on the screen.

This will be a short series of all the stupid crap KF and Rob did. In here, I guess they're more friends than humping-buddies but… XD Review? The video will be up in maybe 2-3 hours? *shrug* And no, this isn't a real channel.

-F.J.