Bryan's Poke'mon Adve'nture
You may or may not know my OC Bryan, but this story is about his poke'mon adventure set in the future when Ash Ketchum has a daughter who he becomes traveling companions with. If I were in charge I would end the current Poke'mon series and replace it with this mature series(only without the detailed lemon aspects and not as harsh language)
Warning: this fic is rated M for language, lemon/sex scenes, etc. This warning has just increased this fic's popularity by 100%
(This fic is a spin-off of a skit from my series "Poke'Scenes" which in my opinion is a hilarious comedy fic so if you're looking for more laughs, check it out)
(Disclaimer: I don't own Poke'mon, but if I did, this is what you'd be seeing now)
Episode: 1
The Journey Begins
A stadium filled with cheering fans are fixated on an intense poke'mon battle which currently had an Onix matched up against a Gengar.
Onix uses an array of attacks ranging from rock throw, bind, tackle and other's but…they had no effect on the ghost poke'mon.
Gengar holds his stomach and laughs.
Onix sweat drops.
Gengar uses a flutter of psychic attacks to defeat the rock poke'mon and help his master capture the master title.
A twenty year old man named Bryan Anderson had been watching the battle unfold on his television in a tiny bedroom. He watched the trainer celebrate and receive his trophy.
"This is just the second trainer in the last twenty years to become a poke'mon master!" the public address announcer says over the speakers.
Bryan watched the post-battle festivities with jealousy. He himself had a dream to achieve such a status. His mantle was bare, with the exception to a sign resting on it that said 'Reserved for trophies'
"Someday I'll have a trophy." He says to himself.
Bryan had blue eyes and his hair was dyed blue too. It was also the color scheme of his room and clothes.
"Bryan!" a woman's voice shouts. "I need to talk to you!"
Bryan walks out of his room, down the hallway and into the dining room where his mother and father were sitting at the table. Also sitting at the table was a Raichu who was nibbling on a block of cheese.
"What do you guys want?" Bryan asks, annoyed.
"Sit down." His father says.
Bryan sits at the opposite end of the table as his parents.
"We're giving you a choice." His mother says. "You're a twenty year old bum mooching off his parents still."
"You either get a job…" his father continues "or go walk around in the woods as a poke'mon trainer with no responsibilities or financial worries."
Bryan rubs his chin with his thumb and index finger, seriously contemplating his decision.
"Could I get a poke'mon?" Bryan asks Professor Gary Oak at his laboratory in Pallet Town.
"You're supposed to schedule an appointment with me for this type of thing." Gary tells him.
"Ah come on don't be a loser." Bryan says.
"Referencing my book is flattering but it won't get you anywhere." Gary says. A book on a nearby shelf reads 'Don't Be a Loser' by Gary Oak. "Let me look at your Poke'mon License."
"I don't have one." Bryan frowns.
"I can't even schedule an appointment with you unless you have one. If you'd like to take the test I can sign you up." Gary offers.
"How long does it take?" Bryan asks.
"Once you've completed the test and passed, you'll get your license in 6 months." Gary says, typing on his computer.
"Screw that!" Bryan walks away to Gary shaking his head.
Bryan walks back home to Fuchsia City with his hands in his pockets, wondering what he's going to do now. His attention is drawn to a familiar person coming his way as he walks on to the cycling road.
It was a male teen who wore all red, with a red hat turned backwards, a red bicycle and even red hair. And a Charizard fanny pack around his waist. "Hey, Bryan. What's up?"
"If it isn't my rival, Red." Bryan says as the kid breaks in front of him.
"My name isn't Red, Bryan. I just like the color. And since when are we rivals?" he asks.
"Since you're a bitch, that's why." Bryan answers.
"Uhh okay. So did you get your starter poke'mon?" he asks.
"Uhh."
"I'm going to get mine right now from Professor Oak. I got my license and everything." 'Red' holds up his license next to his face which displayed a big grin.
"I'll give you two bucks for it." Bryan holds up a dollar bill.
Red laughs "You're funny. Wait. Do you not have your poke'mon license? I was looking forward to running into you on occasion during my journey and having friendly competitive battles with you, eventually leading to us becoming good friends."
"I…I do have my license. In fact I got my first poke'mon in my pocket!" Bryan takes a ball out of his pants and shows it to Red.
"That looks like a baseball." Red says.
"It's a special kind of poke'ball, dumb fuck. I got it from that guy who makes balls out of acorns. But he also makes em out of Milktank hide. So fuck off dick-face!" Bryan runs by him and on his way home.
Red shrugs his shoulders and resumes pedaling his bike to the laboratory.
An 18 year old girl with green eyes and pink hair at shoulder length stares into an aquarium of various water poke'mon. Poke'mon like Magikarps, Goldeen, Seaking, Corsola, and even a Gyarados in addition to many others.
Her name is Ashley Ketchum, the daughter of famous icon Ash Ketchum. Just like her father, she had poke'mon glory dreams in her blood, and today would be the beginning of it all.
"Are you ready?" a woman's voice from behind breaks her thought.
She turns around "I can't wait." She says to her mother, Misty.
"Someday you'll be the Cerulean Gym Leader." Misty tells her daughter.
"So what poke'mon is gonna be my starter?" Ashley asks, excited and curious.
"It's right here in this poke'ball." Misty gladly hands her daughter a special colored blue poke'ball.
"Hell yeah!" Ashley exclaims "Go poke'mon!" she throws the ball and out comes her new poke'mon….a Magikarp…which flops around on the ground.
Ashley's jaw drop and a large sweat drop hugs the side of her head "What the hell is this?"
"Ashley…I wanted your starter to be a challenging type." Misty says.
"What? why?" Ashley asks horrified.
"Because I don't want it to be that easy for you. I want you to work hard and have a big challenge to overcome to help you inspire to the heights of greatness." Misty explains with a smile that just wouldn't wash away.
"But Magikarp is gonna make it impossible." Ashley cries.
"No. If I wanted it to be impossible I would have given you Psyduck." Misty laughs.
"No offense mom but you've been hanging out with dad too much. Cause this is stupid." Ashley says, frustrated.
"You'll thank me someday." Misty hugs her rightfully unappreciative daughter.
Bryan sits in his bedroom back at home, thinking hard about how he can get a starter poke'mon. "Help me out, Raichu." He says to Raichu, the family pet, who sat next to him in bed.
"Okay." Raichu says….that's right he spoke.
"You can talk?" Bryan asks, stunned.
Raichu stares at him "Duh. You know that. I've been talking since I was a Pikachu." He reminds him.
Flashback:
"Oh boy! I love Poke'Cereal!" Pikachu picks up a box of cereal at the dining table with Bryan and the rest of the family eating breakfast too.
"Don't hog it all, jerk-a-chu." Bryan says.
Pikachu continues to gobble it all down and then stops because he's choking. He chokes and chokes until Bryan pats his back and then gulps. The next thing they knew, he evolved into a Raichu.
On the cereal box it says 'Evolution stone in every box!'
"You look different, Pikachu." Bryan says.
"So what should I do about getting a poke'mon?" Bryan asks.
"Beats me." Raichu says, unsure himself.
"Wait a second. You're a poke'mon. You can be my starter." Bryan realizes.
"But I'm the family pet." Raichu reminds him.
"The hell with the family. You and I are going to go forth and make me become a poke'mon master." Bryan picks up his pet and hugs him.
"I thought they outlawed slavery." Raichu says, worried.
"The hell with the law. Now let's get you a new look." Bryan grins.
"I think I look good the way I am." Raichu pulls out a hand mirror and checks himself out "A little makeup might help maybe but…what's that for?" he asks.
Bryan holds a bucket of silver paint in one hand and a brush in the other.
Back in Cerulean City Ashley was saying goodbye to her parents before heading out on her journey.
"Could I pleeeease have a different poke'mon?" she begs her mother on her knees.
"No. Now I think your father wants to say something." Misty smiles.
"I do." Ash says and clears his throat "I'm so proud of you, Ashley. You got your high school diploma going forward into your journey with an education. I dropped out of school when I was ten…and maybe if our son did the same he'd actually be interested in poke'mon!" he yells at Misty.
"Ash you can't blame school on our son's interests." Misty tells him, crossing her arms.
"Yes we can! I wanted a son to follow in my footsteps but he doesn't even care about that stuff. All he cares about is putting band aids on scratches!" he continues to yell.
"I think it's nice that our son wants to be a doctor and go to college." Misty says.
"Good afternoon mother, father." Their 16 year old son enters the room, and takes a bite of an apple.
"Milton why can't you be like Ashley?" Ash asks, disgraced.
"Dad I told you. I want to make the world a better place, not parade around in the forest looking for animals to catch and force into battle." Milton explains.
"Ah screw you! Ashley go make your dad proud." Ash hugs his daughter.
"I'll try, dad. Even with a Magikarp." She sighs.
"A what?" Ash raises an eyebrow.
"Mom gave me a Magikarp to start with." Ashley explains.
"Ashley Ketchum! I told you not to tell your father." Misty glares at her.
"Stop trying to ruin our kid's lives, Misty." Ash grits his teeth inches away from her face.
"I just don't want them to get brainwashed into thinking life is easy!" Misty grits her teeth, butting noses with her husband.
"Mom, dad. Stop. It's okay. Really. You're both amazing." Ashley smiles, causing her parents to retreat and flash her a smile of their own.
"Here. I want you to have these." Misty hands her daughter a fishing pole and some custom made Misty lures. "You're gonna need them for fishing."
"Thanks, mom." Ashley gives her mom a big hug.
"And remember to make friends to help you along your way." Misty adds "you never know who you might meet."
"There's one more thing I want to tell you, Ashley." Ash puts a hand on his daughter's shoulder "In private."
The father and daughter walk out of the room and into the hall. "What's up, dad?"
"Your mother is crazy." He says.
"Is that all?" Ashley asks.
"No. I want you to take something else." Ash whistles, and eventually walking out of his room…is PIKACHU. "Come here, buddy." Pikachu slowly walks over to Ash, now ripe with old age. "I want you to go with Ashley and accompany her on her poke'mon journey." He tells him.
"Pi?" Pikachu sighs.
"But dad…you love Pikachu." She tells him "and besides…he's really old."
"Ah there's nothing Pikachu can't handle. Including old age. Now take him." Ash hands his daughter Pikachu. "He'll help you catch a bunch of water poke'mon."
Ashley's eyes become misty "Thanks, dad!" she gives her dad a big hug.
Raichu was now painted completely silver except for his white stomach and brown ears. "What's the point of this?" he asks.
"So people think you're one of those rare shiny poke'mon." Bryan explains.
"Why?" Raichu asks.
"Question time is over. Now it's time for my look." Bryan scratches his head.
"What color do you want me to paint you?" Raichu asks.
"What did I just say about question time?" Bryan asks him "Whoops, um let's see." He scans his bedroom with his eyes. He checks his closet, which holds an abundance of blue colored clothing. Then he spots something that stands out. It was white. "This!" he takes it out and puts the shirt on.
It was a white, purple and gold Los Angeles Laker's jersey, only it had words painted in black over the logo which read 'Fuck the' translating to fuck the Lakers.
"One more thing…" Bryan scans the room again and sees his blue Batman mask with black cape attached at the back. "Perfect!" he puts it on his head.
"Why would you wear a mask?" Raichu asks.
"Because I'm going to keep my identity concealed so once I achieve glory I can remove the mask and reveal myself to my rival and the world." He explains "…plus lots of trainers dress crazy for attention and I want in on it."
"I guess it's original." Raichu shrugs his shoulders.
"Now to pack." Bryan grabs a blue shaded backpack with the word 'Hot Wheels' on it and his initials sharpied in: B.A
He puts an old game boy color in his pack, followed by a guitar, a sword, a stolen poke'gear, a stress ball resembling a boob(with nipple and everything), and a plasma ray shot gun.
"This will be great for catching poke'mon." he says holding the gun, and stuffs it into his bag. "And I can't forget this." He holds a magic 8 ball. "Will I become a poke'mon master?" he shakes the ball: Looks good.
"Yes! I'm ready." Bryan clenches his fist.
Bryan walks in his costume/disguise with his silver Raichu on their new poke'mon journey. "Where are we going, Bryan?" Raichu asks.
"Hey don't call me that. For now on I shall be known as the incredible ultimate fantastic super-duper mesmerizing incredible Bry-man!" he exclaims.
"Okay…where are we going, Bryman?"
"To the Viridian forest to catch poke'mon, Silver-chu." He answers.
"Silverchu?"
"That's your new name. We must remain these new mysterious guises until the time is right." He explains.
"If you say so." Silverchu lowers his head in shame.
Meanwhile in the Viridian forest, Ashley had already gotten started on her journey as she sat on a flat rock on a river bank fishing for a poke'mon to catch. Pikachu lies next to her sleeping. Behind them is a bike that Ashley's mom let her borrow for her adventure.
She wore a red and white bandana on the top of her head and a tiny black vest outlined in red with a tiny yellow top that looked a lot like a bra, exposing all her skin below to her blue short shorts. Her red G-strings were visible hugging her wide hips. She had on long brown gloves that cut off just before her elbows with finger holes like her dad had. And she wore a pair of brown boots that crawled up her shins.
In other words, she was looking sexy in her adventure outfit.
She sat with her legs folded and her right elbow on her knee with her chin resting on her palm for support. "This is boring." She says.
Meanwhile not too far away Bryman and Silverchu have run into a wild poke'mon. Bryman points his poke'dex at it: Diglett- the mole poke'mon. it lives three feet underground, where it feeds on plant roots. It sometimes appears above ground.
"Sometimes?" Bryan asks "Silverchu, it's our lucky day. Attack that Diglett." He orders.
"Uhh…" Silverchu freezes.
"Come on do it. Use your electric attacks or something." Bryan says.
"Bryan, I don't know how to fight. I never have." Silverchu blushes.
"What did I say about calling me that?" Bryman smacks Silverchu across the face "now do something!"
Silverchu tries chasing Diglett, but it evaded capture easily by ducking its head below ground over and over, leaving Silverchu panting heavily
"What the hell? I always beat those whack-a-dig games." Silverchu says, upset with himself. He becomes more upset when Diglett starts laughing at him. "I'll show you!" Silverchu manages to unleash an electric attack its way, but missing.
"Keep shocking!" Bryan demands.
Silverchu chases the diglett with its electric attacks to the river bank where Ashley was fishing. Bryan was close behind.
"I'll get you this time!" Raichu shouts and fires a bolt of thunder Diglett's way but it quickly ducks underground and the thunder attack shocks Ashley's bike, turning it black and crispy.
"What the fuck?" Ashley turns around to see her bike destroyed "My bike!" she runs over and coddles it.
"Come on, Silverchu don't give up!" Bryan yells.
This time Silverchu's thunder makes contact with Diglett, frying it into unconsciousness.
Bryan throws a poke'ball at it and catches it. "Ding!" he shouts.
"Look what your Raichu did to my bike!" Ashley screams, stomping her away over to him.
"It's a Silverchu, actually." He corrects her.
"Whatever it is, you owe me a new bike!" she yells.
"Good luck proving it in court." Bryan turns around and walks away with his silver mouse beside him.
"Hey don't walk away from me!" Ashley yells, chasing after him.
"Run, Silverchu!" Bryan picks up his pace and runs through the trees.
Meanwhile ahead of them, another poke'mon trainer was putting the moves on a passing traveler. He had a belt on with a buckle inscribed with his name, Radeg. He was dressed in an all black leather outfit with a flat bill 'Domo' hat on his head. He has dirty blonde hair and green eyes which his clothing made stand out.
The girl he was hitting on also had dirty blonde hair and green eyes. She wore a white bra and panties, as they were near a lake that she was prepared to bathe in.
"Maybe we could talk later. I'm about to take a bath." She blushes.
"I just want to know what it is to be one with an angel goddess that has fallen in the likes of you here on Earth." Radeg says, with her hands in his.
The girl blushes deeper "Look…you're cute and everything." She looks into his eyes which pierce her soul "but I've taken a vow of chastity until marriage."
Radeg thinks it might be hopeless but he's too determined to leave with nothing "Well how about a blow job then?"
"I…" the girl continues to blush.
Inside Radeg's closed tent, the beautiful girl has her lips fastened tightly around the head of his large erect penis.
"Oh baby that's it." he encourages her.
She sucks his cock and uses her tongue to lick up and down his shaft, and sucks hard on his glans. While she does this, Radeg rubs his fingers in between her legs, on the outside of her panties. This makes her wet.
Bryman and Silverchu continue to run from the angry Ashley who was hot on their trail. Suddenly Bryan and his pal come to a quick halt at the edge of a steep rocky hill. "Wait!" he shouts.
"I don't think so!" Ashley lunges at them, knocking them over and down the side of the hill hurling to the bottom.
Radeg unhooks the girl's bra and fondles her breasts. He lays her down on her back and crawls over her where he licks all over her tits and nipples with such a familiar tone demonstrated, hinting to his veteran experience in this field.
"I want your cock inside my pussy." The girl tells him with a moan.
Radeg slides her panties down and off her legs. He focuses his attention solely on her wet vagina. He scoots closer on his shins. The tip of his penis rubs along her clit, just inches away from taking her virginity.
"Ahhhh!" Bryan and Ashley scream as they tumble down the hill on to the tent which tears the material apart, causing them to fall through.
"What the fuck is this?" Radeg backs up in panic and anger. So too does the naked girl and screams, covering herself with a blanket.
"Uhhh." Bryman, Silverchu, and Ashley have the same reaction.
About ten minutes later…
Radeg is fully dressed and sitting on the ground against a tree with a very upset expression on his face.
"We're sorry again." Ashley apologizes.
"Yeah we never would have fallen on your tent if we knew you were trying to get laid." Bryman says.
"It's just this asshole destroyed my transportation." Ashley points to Bryan.
"Yeah well you're a bitch!" Bryman shouts back.
"Needle dick!" Ashley exclaims, teeth gritted in his face.
"Giant vagina!" Bryman exclaims.
"Litter breath!" Ashley screams.
"Hoe-bag!" Bryan shouts.
"Enough!" Radeg summons a special ability he possesses, firing a dark matter at the loud couple, putting them into a deep sleep...
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To be continued…
That was the first episode and there will be more as long as this fic gets the support it "deserves" so please review and let me know what you think, and maybe what you'd like to see, etc.
(Also the character RADEG is owned and created by UpgradedGir who has written a fic about the character before he runs into Bryan called "Radeg's Story Before He Met Bryan" ha. So check it out)