A/N: Holy Cow, I might be able to fit this in! Yes! Win! Please excuse me if it's crappy; I am rushing like mad right now! This I consider a poem, but…yeah.
A- A is for Absolutely Messed up Cooking.
B- B is for Black Toast.
C- C is for Carrots with chocolate sauce
D- D is for "Delightful"
E- E is for Every dish was a pure disaster
F- F is for Fire in the kitchen
G- G is for Guiding you to cook better
H- H is for Honey that you are and won't cook
I- I is for I will do the cooking
J- J is for Juice in the oven last week
K- K is for Karen, I love you, and not how you cook
L- L is for love in the dishes you try to make for me
M- M is for Many failed cooking lessons
N- N is for Never trying your dessert pizza
O- O is for Opposite talents
P- P is for Please keep your food out of my sight
Q- Q is for Quiet footsteps towards that wine bottle
R- R is for Rushing to clean the mess before I can see it
S- S is for Simply a horrid chef
T- T is for Trusting my advice to not even try at the Cooking Contest
U- U is for Unbelievably good Starry Night food you made
V- V is for Vulnerable to any dish cooked by you
X- X is for X-ray that I had last time I ate the soup you prepared
Y- Y is for You are special no matter what
Z- Z is for Zucchini brownies
A/N: That was really bad, but I hope you like it!