Disclaimer- Everything twilight belongs to Stephanie Meyer. Sadly, that is true.
Hi everybody! I hope you like this new story. This story should be funny. It will take up several chapters, even though it should be a one shot. Please review, good or bad! Sorry it is so short. Wanted to just set the scene. Hope you like it!
Bella pov
The whole household minus Alice sat in a semi circle around the TV. We were watching what not to wear. Alice was out shopping, like she did every night. As we were watching, a commercial came on. It was advertising what not to wear, saying sign you relatives up. I was hit with a stroke of inspiration. Alice would never see this coming.
Edward pov
Bella started to laugh all of a sudden as we were watching TV. As we all turned to stare at her, she started to explain.
"Hey, do you guys want to play a trick on Alice?"She asked. "Because I have the perfect one in mind."
"I love a good trick" said Emmett. "When do we start?"
"Right now, if you are all in" Bella answered. "Are you?" grudgingly, we all agreed. "This is my idea. Let's sign her up for what not to wear. We can say that we think she is hiding something under her clothes, and never does everything else. We'll tell them that we think she needs to get out more!" her idea was met with silence then laughter.
"Do you think it would work?" asked Esme.
"Yes, if we work together. Can you imagine the look on her face? It will be priceless, and something to hold over her head."
"I 'm in." said Jasper. "That sounds like fun and an alarm to her that she shops too much."
"Then I'm in to." Said Carlisle. "She needs to stop shopping. Anyway, she wouldn't believe visions that told her we would. And if she did, she couldn't do anything about them"
"Perfect" said Rosalie "I wanted to play some sort of trick on her."
"Fine, I'm in" I said, the last one in.
2 months later
Alice pov
Bella wouldn't do that to me. She was just trying to freak me out. I could tell. But why was she mad at me? I hadn't done anything. I had just had a vision of Bella putting me on what not to wear. Just as I was thinking that she wouldn't do that to me, I felt a tap on my shoulder. As I turned, I found myself facing the 2 hosts of what not to wear. I was standing in the middle of the mall, and the hosts of what not to wear was standing in front of me. With my family standing behind them, trying to keep in laughter. Bella was holding a camera, and it was pointing straight at me. She did not.