Yeah, I know the anime ended and all... But I'm still in love with Kage Pro and I still ship KanoKido so much and I hate Jin as much since there wasn't enough of it in the anime and the only 'sufficient' KanoKido I get are merchs.
-And... I'm still... drunk... with... genderbend stories... Can't write any other fanfic because I have writer's block and my mind keeps being flooded with ideas for genderbent KanoKido- my mind's like bugging me to create a sequel, add angst if I can- haven't tried writing angst in a while, forget Yuukei Quartet for a while- since when I tried to write a fic for this group I failed, and shit.
(I kinda feel for Shaft now -for being too overly-drunk with Bakemonogatari in animating MCA.)
So... After the yadda-yadda-yadda- This is the sequel to another fanfic of mine: "If I Were You".
This work of fiction is made by a fan. So basically, the things in here are a mix of some canon facts, based on some canon facts, parts of something canon, and the rest are headcanons- most of it are imagination's work. Enjoy. (^ w ^)
Chapter One: How it Started Once More:
Kido's POV:
Life continued on and everything returned to our norm, faster than to what I've expected. It's been a month or so since our body-swapping incident, Kano is quite cooperative and promised to not to make any pranks by kissing me. So, yes, we've managed to maintain in the same body for a month now... but... It's been only a day after everything that happened to us... after that happened to all of us... But things continued to be pretty the same for us... except of course, for Nee-san, Shintaro, and Kano.
The dork's still in love, with Nee-san, of course. So of course he'll try doing something and ask some assistance from me.
"So yeah, please Kido~"
And of course I had the commonsense (*cough-cough* instinct *cough*) to turn down any request of his that may cause trouble,
"Ughhh..." Insert *Facepalm* "No."
But he pleaded-
"Danchooooouuuuuuu- C'mon, Kido It's just for-"
And pleaded-
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Until it was unbearable, until it was no longer considered at the level of 'PLEADING' and when I nearly bursted infront of Nee-san herself - I dragged him to the corner and talked to him.
"Kano. No. I don't want to- and besides, you can act BETTER than me-"
"Yup, but YOU are better acting as ME."
"-what?"
"C'mon, I'll just watch you act like 'me' for a week- then that's it!"
"Why do you even-"
"Kido. You know best why I'm like this."
"Kano, st-"
"Tsubomi, I still like 'her'."
We somehow ended up in an agreement... Wherein Kano acts as me and I act as Kano. Both of us are benefited from it in some sort of way. Both of us no longer know how we act around Nee-san and we both hate being indifferent infront of her and infront of everyone else... and since we know each other better than ourselves... Why not act as the other whom we know much better than our very selves?
So yeah... If this was actually just a joke... then damnit. Goddamnit. I fell for it...
"Well, then let's just wish that it wasn't." I sighed as I dove to the sweet-smelling bed sheets... Marry placed too many fabric conditioner on this... I'll tell her off tomorrow...
Kano's POV:
Kido agreed! I have never thought that she would really agree with this! That was seriously the only thing I have in my mind right now... Finally, something to do! It was hard behaving really REALLY well after the body-swapping incident -none of you people know how hard it is! And not to mention that just twenty-four hours ago we somehow managed to stop that snake from murdering all of us -It was seriously hard to do something crazy after that. My hands and sleeves were practically empty, and they kept itching for me to do something!
But, on another thought, I have never actually thought that she'd agree on anything with me- Well, save a few instances, but... for her to actuaaaaalllyyyyyy agree on a 'joke'...haha... if she finds out that I was just messing around with her... I'm dead...
I stopped for a while and considered it. "Nah, as if she'll find out~" but damn... That also means that I have to continue this joke right?
It is my fault that she agreed with me... But I only did it since the only thing I remember doing infront of Nee-chan was fooling around with Kido and Seto... uwuuuuuu...
I prepared my stuff as I was about to slip myself off the window, when I remembered. I don't actually have to continue my night strolls anymore. Nee-chan's alive now so I don't actually have to visit a living person's 'grave', right? So I was stuck there, on the window sill, staring at the streets, thinking of what I should be doing instead... After a while I stared back into my room.
Hmm... A 'Kano' stripped from his daily night strolls...The thought suddenly surfaced in my train of thoughts and my mouth unconsciously opened into a mischievous curve... Grinning in my helplessness to change, huh... I sighed and re-entered the room, closed the windows and sat on top of my bed.
Sleep? I guess that's not really out of the question...
Side Note 1: I have lost the right to argue whether Kano, Kido, and Seto are poor or not. They seem pretty rich to me.
And another side note: Konoha's staying in this fan fic -although the setting is a few hours after Kuroha disappeared and such.
Random Last Note: Lengthy fics aren't my forte and I'll update whenever I felt like it...