Okay, all I can say is this is the result of getting Charlie the Unicorn Podcasts and watching them over and over until I had this very insane idea, but I guess I'm pretty crazy anyways.

I do not own Ruby Gloom or Charlie the Unicorn, or any of the songs in this, I'm just borrowing them for a while.

Skull Boy sat at his desk, trying to decide what to do that day, everyone was doing something, Ruby went shopping with Iris and Doom, Poe had his book club, Scardy was cowering in a closet downstairs, and Booboo was just laughing.

Frank and Len came up to Skull Boy, scaring him out of his wits.

"Hey Skull Boy!"

"Don't SCARE me!"

"alright, but do you know what this map says? We found it in the garage when we were cleaning it out"

"For once" said Frank.

Skull Boy looked at it.

"You had it upside down, it says its a map to candy mountain, WHICH is highly unlikely"

"Come on, lets go!" said Len, Frank's face lighting up.

"Where?"

"Candy mountain!"

"It doesn't exist!"

"Yes it does, its on a map!"

"Just because someone made a map that supposedly leads to a place called Candy Mountain doesn't mean its real"

"Come on anyway!" said Frank, pulling Skull Boy away from his desk.


"On our way...."

"...to Candy Mountain..."

"...a place thats filled with sweet sugary goodness!"

"And doesn't exist!" said Skull Boy as they followed the map.


"Oh look, there actually is a Candy Mountain, can we go now?" said Skull Boy, they had seen a scary looking Leopluradon and crossed a splintery bridge that almost broke when they went across, now they faced a mountain made entirely of Candy.

"The map says that one of us has to enter the cave" said Len.

"Well, I think it should be Skull Boy" said Frank.

"What?!" said Skull Boy.

"Your the one who deciphered the map-"

"Turned it the right way around"

"-and if you hadn't we wouldn't be here"

"Okay, in you go!" said Len, using his one arm to push Skull Boy into the cave.

"I didn't agree to this!" said Skull Boy, struggling to push against Len.

Then, the music started.

The letters C-A-N-D and Y jumped off the banner that said Candy Mountain and sang their song that they pretty much sang to anyone who came.

"Oh when your down and looking for some cheering up,

then just head right down to the Candy Mountain cave,

when you get in side,

you'll find yourself in a cheery land,

such a happy and joy-filled and perky merry land,

they got lollypops and gummi drops and candy things,

oh so many things that will brighten up your day,

its impossible to wear a frown in Candy town,

its the mecca of lovely candy cave,"

Everyone but Skull Boy started to float in the air, colours burst out of nowhere and shone on everyone (see how I'm using the Charlie the Unicorn story line thingy? Hey! I was bored alright!).

"They've got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats, candy mats, chocolate bats,

its a wonderland of sweets,

ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band, candy bells,

its a treat as they march across the land,

cherry ribbons stream across the sky and into the ground,

turn around, it astounds,

its the dancing candy tree,

and the candy canes imaginations runs so free,

so now Skull Boy please will you go into the cave"

The letters then suddenly randomly blew up.

"Fine, I'll go into the cave" said Skull Boy, the song had given him a headache somehow.

He entered, then the sides of the cave started to close.

"See ya Skull Boy!" said Frank.

"Yeah, bye!"

"Wait what? Bye?!"

Scuttle scuttle

"Hello?"

Skull Boy was whacked on the head.


"Uhhh, my head" moaned Skull Boy, he woke up in his bed, but he felt a little different, actually a lot different.

"AHH! Those littles..... they took my body!"

Haha, lol, even I didn't see that coming!And I'm the one writing this! Okay, so I 'borrowed' the Charlie the Unicorn story line, but come on! It was worth it wasn't it! Okay, it might not be, just let me know what you think, plz?