Disclaimer:

I don`t own any of these characters; they all belong to the distinguished Ms.

Rumiko Takahashi. Any characters that I do make up for this story, while

they would technically be mine, I`m not going to use again, so I don`t care

anyway. The concept of Martial Arts Foosball is half-borrowed from a

live-action version of the table-top game that I didn`t make up, but

connecting that to a R1/2-style martial arts match is all my idea. So there.

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Enjoy!

-AH.



Ranma 1/2

Challenge of Martial Arts Foosball

by Atreyu Hibiki

Part 1: An Offer Made

Chirring

Chirring

thupthupthupthupthup...

For once, all was quiet at the Tendo Dojo, except for the padding of feet

as a relatively young girl with short dark hair made her way to the door.

She heard the noises of her family waking up behind her as she scooped up

the letters from the floor.

*Hm. One for Kasumi, Nabiki, Kasumi... Ah! Here we go, "To Akane

Tendo."*

She was still sorting through the mail as she turned the corner and walked

into the living room. "Mail's here," she announced to the assembled room.

"Hey, Akane, anything come for me?" asked a boy with dark hair and a

ponytail, who appears about the same age as the girl.

"Well, there's a note 'To My Radiant Pig-tailed Goddess'...

"Great, just what I need... another love note from Kuno. Anything else?"

"To the residents of the Tendo Dojo," she read, and then flipped the card

over. "You are hereby formally invited to view a match of Martial Arts

Foosball at Dugong Fields this Saturday at 3:00 PM"

"Well, I, for one, think it would be a fine idea. It would be good for us to

get out of the house for an afternoon." said a man seated at the table. He

had long black hair and a short, stern moustache.

"But, Dad, what exactly is 'Martial Arts Foosball'?" Akane asked.

"Well," said the other man at the table, who had big glasses and a scarf

wrapped over the top of his head, "it's sort of like Soccer. It's not like most

martial arts, with one person on each side, it uses teams. Each member of

each team has to keep one hand on a rod that attaches them to at least one

of their teammates while moving a ball towards their opponents' goal.

Everything else goes. The team with the most goals made by the time three

players go down, wins. An extra two goals are given to the team with more

players still concious."

Ranma spoke up. "Pop, that was a mouthful."

"But, Mr. Saotome, if it's a team, then how can you truly call it martial arts?"

Soun Tendo, Akane's father, answered that one for his friend. "Martial Arts

are sometimes as much about teamwork and leadership ability as they are

about your own body and mind. This conversation has decided it for me.

Seeing this match will do us all a great deal of good."

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Students were milling about at Furinkan High that Friday, as school had just

finished for the day. Ranma and Akane were no exception. As Ranma

chatted away with a pair of friends from school, a familiar voice rang out

from the sky.

"Ranma Saotome, prepare to die!"

A boy of about Ranma's height came hurtling out of a tree. The boy made a

vicious downward attack with a huge bamboo umbrella, which Ranma lazily

dodged with a difficult, but easy for him, backflip over the other boy's head,

and turned to face him with a small "scuf" noise. The boy got up from the

crouching position that his attack had left him in, his giant backpack not

weighing him down in the least. Other than the pack and umbrella, the boy

was wearing a set of clothes suitable for a lengthy trip, primarily black and

yellow, and he had an unmistakable yellow bandanna tied around his head.

"Hey, Ryoga! You found the place for once! Where were you trying to go?"

"Ranma, you... No one makes fun of Ryoga Hibiki and lives!"

Having said this, Ryoga made another lunge at Ranma, which Ranma deftly

dodged.

"So, Ryoga, you going to the big Foosball match on Satuday?"

"Foosball...?" Ryoga paused his attack in order to ask the question, which

was something of a mistake, as it allowed Ranma to smush a foot into

Ryoga's chest. Ryoga didn't seem to mind so much, though; he was too

curious about what Ranma was talking about.

"Yeah, it's some kind of martial arts group battle. I thought you might be

interested in going - provided, of course that you don't get lost on the way."

"Is... Is Akane going?"

At this point, the girl decided that she'd watched silently long enough, and

spoke up.

"Yes, I am, and you're certainly welcome to go with us, if you want. Just

meet us at the dojo tomorrow morning. We'll get you there."