Authors notes: HOLY FUCK I LOVE ANIMU HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN DAT BOKU NO PICO ACTION HOT AS FUCK ALSO NO THE LAST AAHRBREASTOR WILL NOT BE IN THIS FANFIC BECAUSE IT'S NOT A FUCKING ANIMU AND ONG HAS STUPID HAIR I PUT IT HERE TWICE BECAUSE DUMB BUTTS THINK THAT AAHRBREASTOR IS A ANIMU WHICH IT IS NOT.

The animus that will be in this fanfic

mirai nikki- HOLY FUCK I LOVE THIS ANIMU except yuki he's a retard IT'S GOT LIKE EARLY 2000S CELL PHONES AND ALBINO ANIMU BOYS

evangelion- HOLY FUCK I LOVE THIS ANIMU IT'S GOT GIANT ASS ROWBUTTS BEATING UP ANGELS AND CCONGRATULATIONS AND ALBINO ANIMU BOYS

madoka- HOLY FUCK I LOVE THIS ANIMU IT'S GOT SUPER KAWAII GURL GURLS WEARING CUTE OUTFITS AND EDGY AS FUCK DEATHS

assassination classroom- HOLY FUCK I LOVE THIS ANIMU IT'S GOT TENTACLE PORN AND TRAPS AND DEMON REDHEAD ANIMU BOYS

boku no pico- HOLY FUCK I LOVE THIS ANIMU IT'S GOT DEEP PLOTS AND CONFLICT AND INNER STRUGGLE WITH ONES SELF

cory in the house- everyone has seen this animu and everyone loves it needs no introduction

OKAY I MAY ADD MORE MAYBE EVEN THE LAT AAHBREASTOR I GET 10 REVIEWS OR SOME SHIT OR YOU CAN ASK ME TO ADD AN ANIMU IF IT'S ONE I'VE SEEN SO NO OBSCURE SHIT LIKE NARUTOO SHIT POO DAMN

A young female (male? holy fuck that's a dude?!) was going to his shitty as fuck school it was literally next to a fucking oil spill, power plant fuse and a huge orgy of sea monsters so really it made no fucking sense on how this little shit got to school anyway this young trap was Nagisa and he was kawaii as fuck. His BFFL Karma was a bad boy because bad boys are smoking hot. Karma was planning on putting his footlong in Nagisa's subway today he had been crushing on the blue haired Bridget for quite a while and who could blame him those pigtails would have any shota lover cumming buckets.

"Naaagggiisssaaaa, your booty butt gives me bad boy boners." Karma said. As he was saying this ever so clever pick up line in a different universe of tokyo some fucking nerd was smoking some dank kush.

"KAWORU KUN DO YOU EVER WONDER IF YOU HAVE THE SAME NAME AS A TRAP" Asked Shinji as he snuggled up to his angelic boyfriend. Kaworu had blown the fuck out of the world and since this fanfiction needs mpreg he made Shinji his waifu.

"NO WAIFU NO LAIFU SHINJI" Kaworu said as listened to smoke weed everyday while smoking weed everyday. Kaworu was a very good husbando he bought Shinji a bootiful wedding dress but since everyone was fucking dead except them and Shinji's soon to be born butt babies they weren't officially married just like gay people in shitty ass countries were yaoi is illegal.

"KAWORU KUN I AM GOING TO HAVE OUR ANGEL BABIES SOO-" as Shinji yelled this out there was an explosion it was Rei and her and her team of fat 30-somethings were out for revenge on Shinji and Kaworu BUT MEANWHILE-

pico was getting fucked in a van