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Scene 1: Leia, Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader
Leia: (picks up Vader's toy TIE fighter and crushes it underfoot)
Darth Vader: (leaves room crying)
Emperor Palpatine(to Leia): Hey! That wasn't nice! I'm gonna tell if you don't go make him feel better!
Leia: The point was to make him feel bad. (Rolls eyes)
Emperor Palpatine: I'm gonna go get Snoke.
Leia: (rolls eyes)
Emperor Palpatine: And Kylo Ren and Hux and, and, and...
Leia: (looks skeptical)
Scene 2: Han and Darth Vader
Han Solo: (sits innocently on ground playing with toy gun and toy ship)
Darth Vader: (comes in crying)
Han Solo(in a mocking tone): Oh do you want your mommy?
Darth Vader: (cries harder)
Han Solo: (pretends to shoot Vader)
Vader (sniveling): Leia...she broke...my TIE fighter toy...and now, it's... BROOOOKKKKEEEEENNN (goes back to sobbing)
Han Solo: (Gets up and walks away)
Scene 3: And we're back to Leia, Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader. However Snoke, Kylo Ren and General Hux have decided to join us!
Leia: (is all alone for the moment)
Emperor Palpatine, Snoke, Kylo Ren and General Hux: (walk in)
Leia: (is no longer alone)
Snoke: You made Darth Vader cry.
Leia: Yes, I did.
Snoke: That was mean.
Leia: Yes, I know.
Snoke: You should have a time out.
Leia: Oh reeeaaaaaaallly?
Snoke: Yes.
Leia: PPPPFFFFFFFTTTTTTT HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI PPPFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT (falls over laughing)
Snoke: (looks confused)
Darth Vader(sniveling): (walks in) Why is Leia laughing?
Snoke: Uummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Darth Vader: (?.?)
Snoke: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Darth Vader: (leaves)
Leia: (Runs after him and grabs his toy Death Star)
Leia: (crushes the Death Star)
Darth Vader: (begins to cry to the tune of the imperial march)
End of chapter! MUHAHAHAHAHA! YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT TIME FOR HUX AND KYLO! Next chapter should come out soon, or not, depends on whether I remember to write! Sorry about the short chapter! :D
