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Unprepared
By waterrain
Gilbert and Antonio were over at Francis's home when the power went off.
"Hey, Do you any bottled water?" Gilbert asked calmly to the Frenchman and he had a feeling the answer to his question will be 'No' because Francis is not like Ludwig.
"No. I only have bottled wine." Francis replied causally as he swirled a strand of his blond hair.
"Do you have any flashlights?" Antonio asked cheerfully and he was smiling brightly. "I have a red lighter inside my right pocket."
"No, but I do have scented candles. Oh, yes scented candles are romantic." Francis informed him and he tilted his head. "For warmth and cooking there is a fire place. A fire place is very romantic, I have a polar bear rug, and don't worry I clean it after I have sex."
Gilbert wrinkled his nose in distaste, Antonio blinked his eyes, and Francis was grinning happily.
"That's fucking tacky as hell, Francis." Gilbert commented firmly as he reached into the Spaniard's front right pocket and pulled out the red lighter. "I'm going to use your lighter and start up the fireplace, Antonio. I'll be avoiding Francis's sex rug and you should avoid that rug too. Who the hell has sex on an animal rug?"
"The way you say it my dear German friend makes it sound wrong." Francis said in a sulky tone and after a moment decided to say. "I could show you the wonders of the rug and you wouldn't ever say it is tacky."
"Doubtful." Gilbert commented as he walked towards the fireplace. "Even if I were to have sex with you on that polar bear rug. I would still say it's tacky as hell. I'm way too awesome for that rug."
"Where would you have sex, Gilbert?" Antonio asked cheerfully and he was by the German's side.
"Inside of a shower so that I wouldn't have to clean anything. If it's at the other person's house then I don't care as long as it's not on the damn floor. I have more standards than a certain someone here." Gilbert replied smugly and he cackled for an entire minute before going to work on making a fire. Francis pouted to himself and Antonio laughed.
"I just go with the flow." Antonio informed them.
"Oh, Antonio." Francis said cheerfully as he wrapped his arms around the Spaniard's hips. "Let's have fun together."
Gilbert pinched Francis's right arm and grabbed Antonio from him.
"Hey, I don't want to be a third wheel. There is a time and there is a place." Gilbert stated firmly, his arms wrapped around Antonio's stomach, and he was not going to let go. Francis sneaked his arms around the German's hips and laughed softly into Gilbert's right ear.
"I wouldn't dream of leaving you out, Gilbert. After all we are the very best of friends and it wouldn't be right to leave anyone out." Francis whispered to him and then added playfully. "When you say there is a time and there is place. You sound like your younger brother."
"I'm not in the mood. You have no beer only wine. I'm pissed that there is no awesome beer." Prussia snapped at Francis and he puffed out his cheeks. "So yeah I'm grumpy, bitter, annoyed, and all around-"
Francis decided to unwrap his arms from Gilbert's hips and pushed Antonio so that the German will fall to the floor with the Spaniard on top of him.
"Hey, Gilbert. How is your head?" Antonio asked cheerfully as he straddled the German's hips. "Are you okay?"
"I just want a can of beer. I regret finishing the last beer and I don't have one to drink right now." Gilbert whined loudly and he glared at Francis. "You didn't have to make the awesome me fall by pushing Antonio on me. I thought you were against shoving."
"It was the only way. Besides I'm only against other people shoving me." Francis commented calmly as he petted Gilbert's hair for a moment before moving a finger to the German's lips. "You, Antonio, and I can have plenty of fun. It matters little that the power is out. Time fly's when you are having fun."
"We can play pirates and captive. Francis and I would be the pirates while you would be our captive. I really love that game." Antonio said smoothly, a smile on his hands, and he held Gilbert's wrists firmly. "You are the captive."
Gilbert rolled his eyes, sighed to himself, and looked up at the ceiling.
"Why do you two always gang up on the awesome me?" Gilbert wondered out loud and he gritted his teeth. "Why the hell am I always the captive? Why can't Francis or you be captive for once?"
"Because you fit the role of a captive so wonderfully." Antonio informed him cheerfully and he tilted his head. "In a minute I will go into my role of Captain Antonio of the smiling pirates."
"I will into my role of Captain Francis of the beautiful pirates." Francis said calmly as he looked down at Gilbert.
"Pirates are not suppose to be smiling or beautiful. How many times do I have to tell you guys." Gilbert stated flatly and he rolled his eyes. "I can't believe I'm friends with you two."
Suddenly the door slammed opened and all eyes looked at the figure.
"Hello."
Francis screamed shrilly, Antonio gasped in horror, and Gilbert blinked his eyes in confusion for what is that guy doing here.
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