This is a DeixSaso fanfic, and in this case the song being used to represent it is Tata Young's Sexy Naughty Bitchy Me

'It's a new school, a fresh start, and here I am, doing this again. Someone's going to find out eventually, but for the moment, they don't matter. No one even knows me yet, maybe I'll find someone who likes me for me, and even if they don't… Well then, I'll make them.' Is what I thought as I slowly pulled on my black and red plaid mini skirt. Sure, it was kind of short, but hell, when you're someone like me, then you're going to work the hell out of that skirt with nice smooth legs and painted toes. Also, dress code doesn't matter if you know just the right people and how to work them over with just a certain… charm.

As I stared at my reflection in my wall mirror, with my long blond hair half up and half down, i winked at my reflection, damn was i sexy. Well, it was no wonder why so many guys wanted me. I wanted them also, nothing's more fun than a nice… Ride. I'm usually able to keep my secret though, but when someone threatens me or blackmails me about it.. I get a bit bitchy.

You see… I'm a guy. I wouldn't change that one bit, I love myself too much. It seemed as though, at this new school, I'd have to be careful about who i messed around with, but I was never one to keep my body to myself. No one ever said that some intense flirting wasn't allowed.

The first morning was easy, I hopped into Kakuzu's car as he picked me up from out front of my house. Kakuzu was my lover of the week, and between us, he was incredibly rich, otherwise he had nothing going for him. The guy was around 99 years old, so he didn't have much time left anyhow. I got him to drive me to school, but not before he got a little taste of me in my adorable outfit.

Re fixing my hair and such, I finally made it to the front gates of the school I would be attending. I could tell as soon as I entered the front doors that I was hated by just about every female in the vicinity. Whereas boys seemed to be drooling over me. Smiling a bright, wide, smile, i flicked my hair gently and winked at the boys who had moved to the edges of the hall to allow my passage. Using a flirtatious smile, I got a cute black haired boy to lead me to the office, Itachi I think his name was. I smiled a thanks at him as I made my way to the front desk where the woman there pointed me towards a seat next to a pair of parents.

The husband looked my way, and i let a sultry wink leave my long eyelashes. His mouth dropped in horror, and I had to stifle a small laugh with a smirk. Let's face it, I'm the kind that your mommy and your daddy were afraid you'd turn out to be like. I'm the complete opposite of a girl who stays home all the time, reading her books, I'm me, I was an enigma. Am an enigma.

Soon enough, I got my class list and the principal called up a short kid with an orange lollipop mask to show me my way to all of my classes. He showed me around, but I wasn't exactly ready to go in yet, so I brought him class and whispered into his ear, "Hey, I'm not going to class yet hm. Care to join me in the bathroom?" I said with what I liked to call my sexy voice.

Quickly, he shook his head no and stuttered, "N-no! Tobi is a good boy!"

I smiled gently and kissed his cheek as I ruffled his black hair, "That you are. See you around, hm!" I said, waving as I walked to about where my first class was. I walked in, about half an hour late, and grabbed a seat at the back of the class room. Smirking, i crossed my legs and planted them firmly on top of the desk, giving all the boys in the room a nice teasing view of my underwear. The professor looked at me in utter shock, and said, "H-hello… miss..?" He trailed.

"Iwa. Deidara Iwa hm." I said, nodding.

"W-well.. Miss Iwa, I request that you get your feet off of your desk this instant. It's very.. distracting."

"I don't think I will, hm."

"Hm?"

"Sir, are you making fun of my speech impediment, hm?" I asked coolly. At that point he seemed flabbergasted and just gave up on trying to tame me. That's right folks, my mouth never takes a holiday. Everybody in the class was chuckling, except for this redheaded kid in the corner with honey eyes. He didn't seem to be paying me the least bit of attention.

'Why isn't he looking at me..?' Is what I asked myself all class period. Turns out he was in every single one of my classes and not once did he look at me. It was… disturbing. I noticed once when he was standing that he was very tall, and that he was wearing pretty short shorts. With the watch and tattoos he had on his body, it seemed as if he had a lot of money, probably a nice car also. Another thing that occurred to me as i watched him get picked on was that he was gay. Like me.

At the end of the day, I couldn't stand not having his attention, so I ran up and grabbed him by the front of his shirt, and looked desperately into those honey eyes of his. "How… You're gay?" I stated more than asked, but he nodded his head anyways.

"I.. Um.. I'm gay too… hm.." I stated shyly. That was probably the first time in my life that I'd ever actually TOLD anyone else.

His eyes widened slightly, and he pulled me into a tight embrace. It was surprising to me too, but soon i let my body meld against his. For the first time in my life, I asked someone to come over to my house for something other than sex.

It was a comfortable evening, we had been talking all afternoon. The red head explained that his name was Sasori and that he was the only gay kid in school, or well, the only open one. I held his hand softly and told him that it was alright, and that he wasn't alone. He explained to me that he thought I was a woman, which had had me flattered. The thing was, it bothered me slightly that people were so rude to him, that's when I decided i would pretend to be his girlfriend, and he would pretend he was straight. With that set up, nobody knew I was a boy, and he didn't get picked on any more. It felt.. nice.

The night that him and I first met was the first night that I didn't have a male companion in my bed for simply sex.

Eventually, I realized how much i truly loved him and I told him. He then replied that he loves the sexy, naughty, bitchy boy that is me!

For once, I was whole.